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As you may or may not care know, I work in the medical industry. I just got this e-mail:
It gives me great pleasure to announce the addition of a new psychotherapist in the Dept of Psychiatry by the name of Susan Jones, MD. She was the Director of Clinical Services at a facility in the South Bay and comes to us highly recommended for her outstanding therapeutic work. She specializes in services for Gay, Lesbian & Transgender patients and was the Director of HIV Clinical Services at her former job. She is a great asset to our team and we hope you will make use of her many talents.
I wasn't aware you could specialize in transgender patients. :shock:
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Wow - does welfare cover that?

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OCmike wrote:I work in the medical industry.
OCstraightjacketMike?
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OCmike wrote:As you may or may not care know, I work in the medical industry. I just got this e-mail:
It gives me great pleasure to announce the addition of a new psychotherapist in the Dept of Psychiatry by the name of Susan Jones, MD. She was the Director of Clinical Services at a facility in the South Bay and comes to us highly recommended for her outstanding therapeutic work. She specializes in services for Gay, Lesbian & Transgender patients and was the Director of HIV Clinical Services at her former job. She is a great asset to our team and we hope you will make use of her many talents.
I wasn't aware you could specialize in transgender patients. :shock:
On a lonely day, with the wifey far away, you should go in there and tell her you are recent transgender, and are having difficulty getting used to having a penis.

Might be good for a handie, or if you play real dumb, hump lessons.

If she's a beast, try and get an outside referral.
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War Wagon wrote:
OCmike wrote:I work in the medical industry.
OCstraightjacketMike?
There's a difference between being crazy and working with the crazy. I'm the former.
Bushice wrote:Might be good for a handie, or if you play real dumb, hump lessons.
Um, I don't know if you haven't been to a hospital in awhile, but not not only do most of the nurses look like this:

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...but most of the female doctors are worse.
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Looks like someone tried to strangle her entire face with fish wire.
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OCmike wrote:Ways to know you live in the SF Bay Area...
Cal student sings about Math!

LINK

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I am such a math dork

I actually enjoyed the song about the "Horizontal Asymptote". That brings me back to those horrible days at Pimentel Hall.

...this women is very talented, although she may need a (slight) fact check on the speed / momentum / velocity terminology invoked in the physics song.

Any women citing asymptotes and "my limit is you," that's gold.
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That was fucking awful, Toof.
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PSUFAN wrote:Image


I beg to differ....

It may need some more "windchime".

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.m2 wrote:That brings me back to those horrible days at Pimentel Hall.
I see you're still operating under the delusion that you attended Cal despite having an IQ numerically equivalent to Kobe Bryant's per game scoring average.

Or were you reminiscing about your brief employment as a custodial engineer at Cal?

Good Moron Hunting!

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