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Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:32 am
by Q, West Coast Style
So, I guess we can pry that gun out of his hands, no?

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Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:44 am
by Mister Bushice
fuck no.

With the millions of guns available, leave his in his crabbed knarled claws.

That way he gets his wish,yet STILL no one gives a fuck, and nothing has been accomplished when it comes to reducing unnecessary gun violence.

So of course the gun problem remains, but at least moses, moses, the name of moses, will be spoken again.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Lord, here comes the flood. Time to say goodbye to flesh and blood.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:26 am
by Tom In VA
RIP Judah Ben Hur

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:31 am
by Bobby42
Easter weekends will never be the same.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:09 pm
by BSmack
Bobby42 wrote:Easter weekends will never be the same.
Why? Did Heston come over your your house for Easter?

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:27 pm
by Bobby42
BSmack wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:Easter weekends will never be the same.
Why? Did Heston come over your your house for Easter?
Yes. He did did. He came over your your house, too.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:23 pm
by BSmack
Bobby42 wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:Easter weekends will never be the same.
Why? Did Heston come over your your house for Easter?
Yes. He did did. He came over your your house, too.
No way, we had pork in our house. No way Moses sets foot in our crib.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:09 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sounds like your kind of guy too, Pickle.
He also hated those "damned dirty apes".

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:51 am
by King Crimson
all respect to the dead, we're all going there someday. does anybody really believe he was a "great actor". the best movie he was ever in was Touch of Evil (where he played a mexican!). Ten Commandments is sorta lame. Planet of the Apes, OK. maybe.

otherwise, show me some greatness on this list: he WAS on Seaquest. a lot of TV shit. and i mean "shit".

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000032/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

no offense to NRA people, but the death of Chuck Heston is hardly the death of art itself. i know we all need more strapping, well-hung Republican "art" to offset the lack of it and hardy fags like George Clooney.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:23 am
by BSmack
King Crimson wrote:all respect to the dead, we're all going there someday. does anybody really believe he was a "great actor". the best movie he was ever in was Touch of Evil (where he played a mexican!). Ten Commandments is sorta lame. Planet of the Apes, OK. maybe.

otherwise, show me some greatness on this list: he WAS on Seaquest. a lot of TV shit. and i mean "shit".

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000032/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

no offense to NRA people, but the death of Chuck Heston is hardly the death of art itself. i know we all need more strapping, well-hung Republican "art" to offset the lack of it and hardy fags like George Clooney.
Heston has to his credit "The Ten Commandments", "Ben Hur", "The Buccaneer", "The Greatest Show On Earth", the first 2 "Planet of the Apes" movies, "Soylent Green", "Omega Man", "Midway" and "Airport 1975". And those are just the ones I have personally seen. IMO, not a dud on the list. I hardly think that the death on any actor rates as "the death of art itself". But it is certain that Heston's style was unique in his time and not likely to be duplicated ever.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:01 am
by King Crimson
BSmack wrote:
King Crimson wrote:all respect to the dead, we're all going there someday. does anybody really believe he was a "great actor". the best movie he was ever in was Touch of Evil (where he played a mexican!). Ten Commandments is sorta lame. Planet of the Apes, OK. maybe.

otherwise, show me some greatness on this list: he WAS on Seaquest. a lot of TV shit. and i mean "shit".

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000032/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

no offense to NRA people, but the death of Chuck Heston is hardly the death of art itself. i know we all need more strapping, well-hung Republican "art" to offset the lack of it and hardy fags like George Clooney.
Heston has to his credit "The Ten Commandments", "Ben Hur", "The Buccaneer", "The Greatest Show On Earth", the first 2 "Planet of the Apes" movies, "Soylent Green", "Omega Man", "Midway" and "Airport 1975". And those are just the ones I have personally seen. IMO, not a dud on the list. I hardly think that the death on any actor rates as "the death of art itself". But it is certain that Heston's style was unique in his time and not likely to be duplicated ever.

since i acknowledge Planet of the Apes....the rest of your examples are "great movies" or what? Airport 1975, hey hey. great rebuttal. a white guy as Moses, and the famous scene from Ben-Hur. what else you got? Midway?

like i say, Touch of Evil is the best movie he was ever in.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:40 am
by OCmike
King Crimson wrote: since i acknowledge Planet of the Apes....the rest of your examples are "great movies" or what? Airport 1975, hey hey. great rebuttal. a white guy as Moses, and the famous scene from Ben-Hur. what else you got? Midway?

like i say, Touch of Evil is the best movie he was ever in.
He was money in Wayne's World 2...

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:40 am
by LTS TRN 2
Sure, pry the gun from his dumb puppet hands. He lived and died a total fool. And like a fool with money--who's allowed to live on, he became a dangerous Bible beating lunatic in the direct service of the ZioNazi apartheid state nightmare known as Israel.

Now look closely, you wet-eyed brats....

Here is a list of the ZioNazi dual-citizens in the Bush administration. Several have of course since resigned in disgrace, etc.

Michael Mukasey

Michael Chertoff

Richard Perle

Paul Wolfowitz

Lawrence (Larry) Franklin

Douglas Feith

Edward Luttwak

Henry Kissinger

Dov Zakheim

Kenneth Adelman

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby

Robert Satloff

Elliott Abrams

Marc Grossman

Richard Haass

Robert Zoellick

Ari Fleischer

James Schlesinger

David Frum

Joshua Bolten

David Wurmser

Eliot Cohen

Mel Sembler

Steve Goldsmith

Adam Goldman

Joseph Gildenhorn

Christopher Gersten

Mark Weinberger

Samuel Bodman

Bonnie Cohen

Ruth Davis


Now it's time to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! because Chuck and his demented design is sick
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FUCK CHUCK (you too)

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:08 am
by Mister Bushice
But it is certain that Heston's style was unique in his time and not likely to be duplicated ever.
Who gives a shit? He's wormfood now, and his acting style was duplicated during his own time by other prominent actors of that day like Kirk Douglas, John Wayne, Chuck Connors, perhaps not exactly but certainly in the same general style, but who would want to bother duplicating it now?

Slightly over dramatic and stiff in historical reenactments. Did he even have an acclaimed role in the last 40 years?

If he had pulled off a comedy role with the same success as the 10 commandments I'd say he'd be a more complete well rounded actor, but if it wasn't for the 10 commandments and his over the top leadership as the NRA spokesman I'm not so sure he'd be all that.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:35 pm
by PSUFAN
Mike Moore's visit to Chuck was pretty funny.

Heston was a guy you laugh at, not with.

I always preferred Sterling Hayden, anyway.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:58 pm
by BSmack
Mister Bushice wrote:
But it is certain that Heston's style was unique in his time and not likely to be duplicated ever.
Who gives a shit? He's wormfood now, and his acting style was duplicated during his own time by other prominent actors of that day like Kirk Douglas, John Wayne, Chuck Connors, perhaps not exactly but certainly in the same general style, but who would want to bother duplicating it now?
No way could Douglas, Wayne or Connors have ever pulled off Ice-T the way Chuck did.

Potato Salad

Now let me see motherfucking John Wayne RAP, much less play a citizen of Rome.
Slightly over dramatic and stiff in historical reenactments. Did he even have an acclaimed role in the last 40 years?
Acclaimed by who? Film critics? If I ever give a shit what some ambiguously gay film critic has to say, it will be time to mix me into Soylent Green.
If he had pulled off a comedy role with the same success as the 10 commandments I'd say he'd be a more complete well rounded actor, but if it wasn't for the 10 commandments and his over the top leadership as the NRA spokesman I'm not so sure he'd be all that.
Who the fuck was talking about "well rounded"? I was just saying that I've seen 10 of his movies and liked all of them and that his style was unique. Sure he was over dramatic. That was his job. He was Charlton Fucking Heston, the guy who saved MGM and the man Cecil B DeMille chose to play Moses. If anyone had a right to be "over dramatic" it was Heston.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:04 pm
by Dinsdale
mvscal wrote: We don't have a gun problem, you dicklicking pussy.

Sure we do... people like Bushice thinking they have a right to decide what's best for you and your family.

It's become an alarming trend in this country as of late.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:46 pm
by Mister Bushice
mvscal wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:fuck no.

With the millions of guns available, leave his in his crabbed knarled claws.

That way he gets his wish,yet STILL no one gives a fuck, and nothing has been accomplished when it comes to reducing unnecessary gun violence.

So of course the gun problem remains,
We don't have a gun problem, you dicklicking pussy.
Try telling that to all the innocent people being shot in LA by Gang members trying to get themselves "made"

I don't have a problem with guns or gun ownership, the problem is when they're acquired and used for the wrong purpose and the police are helpless / useless to stop it.

Perhaps you'd feel differently if you had a family member shot dead in the street so some useless thug can get his gang tat.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:12 pm
by PSUFAN
The Big Pickle wrote:8=====D <--- mvscal's cokkk

8=============================D <----My Cokkk
You're supposed to PM your lunch order to Mikey, not post it on the board, simpleton.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:22 pm
by Mister Bushice
mvscal wrote:
Sounds to me like the problem is violent criminals not guns.
If they didn't have such easy access to illegal weapons or if the shooter could not remain so anonymous, they would just be street thugs with fists and knives. It's a little harder to kill someone with a drive by punching.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:49 pm
by .m2
mvscal wrote:
Again, the problem has absolutely nothing to do with guns.

That's good to know...

.... everyone should be required to carry one, as a way to stop crime (personal protection).

I mean, that's the purpose of hand guns, right?

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:51 pm
by Mister Bushice
Deprive them of oxygen? Well, we have to actually be allowed to do that first.

hmm, lessee. The Police have guns, but they can't use them to stop gang killings or they are taken off the force.

The private citizen can have guns, but if they use them, they could die or be jailed for attempting to defend themselves.

The gang members have guns, and they use them at will, with no regard for human life, with the only consequence being that if they get caught, they get three meals and a cot at the expense of the taxpayer.

The problem may not be directly the weapons themselves, but the weapons themselves are certainly a big part of the overall problem.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:58 pm
by .m2
The Big Pickle wrote:
.m2 wrote:
.... everyone should be required to carry one, as a way to stop crime (personal protection).

I mean, that's the purpose of hand guns, right?

If every White person was allowed to carry a weapon there would be a hell of a lot less White victims of violent crime
Really?

Do you really want your bitch girlfriend or wife carrying a hand gun when she decides to go off on you about something that happened 8 months ago, that you don't remember?

This time when she throws something at you... it's gonna be bullets.

Women don't really use rationale when they're angry.

I'm guessing the white man death count would sky rocket.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:56 am
by LTS TRN 2
WANTED for international war crimes. If you see any of these criminals, start waking the fuck up!
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Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:01 pm
by Jeff in SD
If people were able to get a gun legally without all this Clinton bullshit that makes something that only takes five minutes take a year and a load of hassle. These gangs will think twice before starting shit with someone that could shoot them and thus make society better. Besides if you get rid of the guns the Mexos will just cut up the innocent people,and preferrably id rather be shot than sliced.

Just sayin.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:25 pm
by Dan Vogel
Heston had a couple of good roles but was overrated in general. Too bad he got himself tangled up with the gun crazies in his later years because I feel it tarnished his legacy. Some people just can't see the forest through the trees. Guns kill and we just don't need them. Look around the world and you'll see other countries without guns having much less killing going on than America does. And America is supposed to be some sort of superpower? Sorry. Not when you can't even keep your own citizens from blowing each other away. It's sickening.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:03 pm
by Diogenes
He was great as Andy Jackson it The president's lady and The Buccaneer.

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RIP

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:05 am
by RadioFan
Toddowen wrote:I met Chuck. I signed him up for some bug extermination{I'm guessing 1994} in the same room that Micheal Moore interviewed him in in "Bowling". I told him I'd seen "Ten Commandments" virtually every year that it's broadcast on ABC. We also talked a little about football.

I gotta admit I wasn't that impressed. But I'm never awestruck by celebrity. The way I see it, 100 years from now, we're all going to be shriveled pieces of jerky in fancy boxes. So why should I be green with envy?

But anyhow....RACK you Chuck and Rest in Peace. Thanks for all the great movies and characters you contributed.
Nice.

Except for the part about football. You hate "football," because it's "boring," remember?

At least try to stay in character, Todd.

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:27 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Toddowen wrote:Back then I held a couple of seats at the Murph and would spend many a Saturday at a local watering hole guzzling tequilla while watching the Bruins.

Today.....football is just another bumper crop of brutes running around in the same old uniforms. I actually find controversy surrounding the game more interesting than the actual game itself. 10 years from now, I'm afraid I'll feel the same way about the commercials.

It's time to drop the ball on that particular game.
Did jocks stuff you into a locker in high school?

Magic 8-ball says "YES".

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:24 pm
by PSUFAN
:lol:

Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:55 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
R-Jack wrote:How wet does your gaping dimehole get when you're watching?
Let's hope The BigDickTickle remains in a state of denial...my stomach isn't ready for that answer.