NOIDA, India (AFP) - The parents of an Indian infant girl born with two faces say that she is eating and breathing normally despite having two pairs of eyes and lips and two noses.
The baby, who is yet to be named, was born to factory worker Vinod Kumar and his wife Sushma three weeks ago in northern India and has been drawing a stream of curious observers and others who consider her a deity in this deeply religious Hindu-majority country.
Yeah, there are other groups who do stuff like this, like Mexicans who think they see a vision of the virgin mary in a Taco Bell dookie they coiled off into the bowl, resulting in a stream of visitors to see the magnificent holy turd. So on the surface, this doesn't bother me too much.
What DOES bother me though, is that while the biggest threat from Mexico is currently uninsured Messican motorists driving on our freeways and illegals clogging up our ERs with kids with the sniffles, India has freaking nuclear weapons! Granted, none of them are aimed at us as far as we know, but you'd like there to be a little higher general level of education...hang on, just farted...oh, for the love of God, that's awful...okay, I'm back...in a country with science that's advanced to that level.
