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Sudden Sam wrote:I understand the disappointment of those who expected this to be about some 16-year-old slut. Sorry.

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So, instead your toy is a fourty something chunky bald headed dude?

I'd be sorry too.
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redneck with too much spare time + welder = :bode: darwin

if you're smart, you'll take out a short term policy on your buddy.
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Sudden Sam wrote:...Suzuki's switches...
Hopefully Suzuki is resourceful enough to make switches you flip and not switches you push. :meds: - Dins33RPM*skip**skip*
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Cool home project. I'd much rather just go and spend money on this puppy:

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Looks like a snowmobile with wheels. Or, in other words, another new and inventive way to die.
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I sat in the booger
Well, we can narrow down your troll list a bit and eliminate .m2. He would have eaten the booger, not sat in it.

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tell your friend not to sit so close to the flame next time. His face is getting all melty.
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It needs THIS on it:

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I knew a guy who had nitrous on a built-to-the-nuts V-Max.

I'm guessing your friend's monstrosity would have about the same results -- not usable in 1st and 2nd. Then hit it in 3rd... and what a party.


Whoaaaaaa, Nelly.

The daily-driven V-Max did 9.30's on the sauce-btw.
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Dinsdale wrote:I knew a guy who had nitrous on a built-to-the-nuts V-Max.

I'm guessing your friend's monstrosity would have about the same results -- not usable in 1st and 2nd. Then hit it in 3rd... and what a party.


Whoaaaaaa, Nelly.

The daily-driven V-Max did 9.30's on the sauce-btw.
THAT'S what I'm talking about....crotch rockets with NOS on them are VERY fun.
Sudden Sam wrote:Jesus! The V-Max is bad enough stock.

He got the body from the paint shop yesterday. Matches the blue 'Busa out back. You can't knock the grin off his face.
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Sudden Sam wrote:The idiot who wrecked the bike was a fool. First bike he'd ever ridden...and he rides a Hayabusa!
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200,000 horsepower :shock:
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