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RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:36 pm
by OCmike
Thirty-five years ago today, the first ever public cellular phone call was made by Martin Cooper. Cooper, who invented the portable cell phone, placed that call on April 3, 1973 while he was the general manager of Motorola's Communications Systems Division. That first call, placed to Cooper's rival at AT&T's Bell Labs from the streets of New York City, was the beginning of a revolution that has changed the lives of three billion people worldwide. Cooper recalls, "I told him that I was calling him from a working cell phone. All I could hear on the other line was silence and the gnashing of teeth."
He added, "In a time when there were no cordless or cellular phones, normally blase New Yorkers gaped at the sight of me making a phone call while strolling down Lexington Avenue." The first cell phone was mammoth by today's standards - weighing two and a half pounds and was 10 inches long. The phone could be used for only 20 minutes before the battery died.
"Guess what *I'm* talking on..."
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:44 pm
by Sirfindafold
who gives a fuck?
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:54 pm
by BSmack
Sirfindafold wrote:who gives a fuck?
Can you hear me now?
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:57 pm
by OCmike
Sirfindafold wrote:who gives a fuck?
Shouldn't you be telling a joke we all heard on the playground at recess?
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:35 pm
by Mikey
OCmike wrote: weighing two and a half pounds and was 10 inches long...could be used for only 20 minutes before the battery died.
Sounds like your OL's dream utensil...except for the battery life part.
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:53 pm
by OCmike
20 minutes? Hell, 90% of the time I can handle my business
and hers and be asleep while the rest of you limp dicks are still pumping away and thinking, "Gawd, this is taking FOREVER." Oh, and just so's ya know, just because a woman says, "Okay, you can cum any time you want," does NOT mean that she's had an orgasm.
RACK my hog.
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:28 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
OCmike wrote:RACK my hog.
Right there with ya, bro.
~Rumple
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:31 pm
by PSUFAN
RACK my hog.
I heard that.
--black dude wiping Stanley Fukken Pickle Relish off of his sated unit
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:03 pm
by Uncle Fester
Well sometimes it's enough already, and you just want to get some sleep.
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:43 pm
by OCmike
Mikey wrote:OCmike wrote: weighing two and a half pounds and was 10 inches long...could be used for only 20 minutes before the battery died.
Sounds like your OL's dream utensil...except for the battery life part.
WWTDD
wwtdd wrote:I would still bang Pam Anderson just to say I did it, but she’s been run through so many times by so many guys I do wonder if she would even notice at this point. I don’t think I'm being unmanly when I say I'd wheel in a vibrator hooked up to a gas powered two stroke engine that comes in a roll cage and has a picture of a badger on the side, just to even the playing field.
RACK the fuck out of that guy! A roll cage and a picture of a badger???