T1B

most of the really, really, stupid shit I've done in my life occurred during my college years and was the product of serious alcohol abuse

Do tell, good sir.

I don't know if I should or shouldn't share the story of the dumbest thing I did when I was a kid.

Feel free, Rumps. Nothing can be worse than marrying your aircraft carrier and then being dumb enough to post her pic on a bbs.

With Mt. RumpleDreadnought, foreplay is like:

Over There!! Over There!!
Send the word, send the word,
Over There!!
That my tongue is coming,
my tongue is coming,
The flab rum tumming everywhere
So prepare,
Say a Prayer
Send the word,
Send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over.
And we won't be back till it's over over there!


(l-r; Rumps, a soon-to-be-sacrificed arm)

Okay, that was actually funny.

One time I sent a guy some money to buy tickets to a basketball game.
That was stupid and so is bumping a three + year old thread.

This is a new thread, you human white brillopad head.