T1B

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:28 am**

1. Rename Iraq as...
Da' Party Zone!

...and Afghanistan as...

Da' Party Zone 2!

2. Assure female recruits that the Army is really, really, REALLY working on that whole "rape" thing.

3. Emphasize communal showering to potential gay recruits.

4. Pay soldiers in Euros.

5. Re-classify suicides as "honourable discharges".

I'm outta ideas. Help me out.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:11 pm**

Martyred wrote:I'm outta ideas.

Sincerely,

4,157 posts ago

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:06 pm**

Martyred wrote:1. Rename Iraq as...
Da' Party Zone!

...and Afghanistan as...

Da' Party Zone 2!

2. Assure female recruits that the Army is really, really, REALLY working on that whole "rape" thing.

3. Emphasize communal showering to potential gay recruits.

4. Pay soldiers in Euros.

5. Re-classify suicides as "honourable discharges".

I'm outta ideas. Help me out.

How about this idea?

6. Pay American soldiers as much as Blackwater's "rent a soldiers"

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:44 pm**

Where are the Condos?

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:20 pm**

Switch to rum, buggery and the lash.

Sin,
coods

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