Anybody miss me?
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:53 am
Didn't think so. Likewise, fukksticks.
Well, overall my florida trip was pretty cool. Did have some difficulties getting there. We voluntarily got bumped for our hartford to newark flight. Continental gave use 1200 bucks worth of their ticket funny money for our troubles. So rather than a boeing or airbus we flew a crown vic taxi to newark compliments of air achmed or whatever the fukk his name was.
So we got into florida a bit late that day. Did seaworld the next day.
Rack the fukk outta seaworld for allowing active duty and active reservists a free day at their place once a year. While there we went to the AB hospitality tent. They had grub there and free AB products!!!! Yeah, it ain't the best stuff around, but, I'll bet there ain't a single beer snob troll in this place that will turn that shit up for free. Besides, they had their supposed good stuff there. I had an AB version of a black and tan, which was their stout mixed with bud. Not bad, especially for free.
And wouldn't you know that when free suds is being handed out, them fukkin' limeys would be right there at the head of the line. I am sure they joked about what watered down piss it was, but, they sure as hell was drinking the fukk outta it! Disneyworld was absolutely over run with red coats. I guess out worthless dollar makes florida disney a better deal than eurodisney, even with the 9 hour plane ride.
And I would like to know why the fukk central florida was windy and mid 60s this time of year? I am sure algore could explain how global warming actually makes florida feel more like san francisco this time of year. Good thing this was not a beach trip. It warmed up by wednesday when we took a break from the disney horde and drove down to ft meyers beach to visit my mom. Hey wolfman, you go out to the pier much? There is a burrito joint there, burrito a gogo that was pretty good. I am sure the so and locals will tell me how much better there's are, but, oh well.
We flew back today. The wife and daughter got back fine, but, my son and I took another bump and ended up in providence rather than hartford.
So with 2 voluntary bumps, continental owes me 2000 bucks worth of flights. That ought to get me about half a ticket somewhere next summer when JP-8 is going for about 9 bucks a gallon. Actually continental will probably just go tits up by then and I'll get jack shit.
One other thing. As we walked up to the back check area at the magic kingdom, I noticed the name tag on a pudgy black rent a cop doing bag checking duty. It said......Dinsdale. I started to go for my camera thinking this could be the best wytch fodder in the history of the interweb, but, the crowd behind me was restless and taking a pic of some renta cop dude might have looked slightly gax. And my explanation to the OL would have just gotten me the "you're a dumbass" look. Looking back I should have shot the pic anyway.
Well, overall my florida trip was pretty cool. Did have some difficulties getting there. We voluntarily got bumped for our hartford to newark flight. Continental gave use 1200 bucks worth of their ticket funny money for our troubles. So rather than a boeing or airbus we flew a crown vic taxi to newark compliments of air achmed or whatever the fukk his name was.
So we got into florida a bit late that day. Did seaworld the next day.
Rack the fukk outta seaworld for allowing active duty and active reservists a free day at their place once a year. While there we went to the AB hospitality tent. They had grub there and free AB products!!!! Yeah, it ain't the best stuff around, but, I'll bet there ain't a single beer snob troll in this place that will turn that shit up for free. Besides, they had their supposed good stuff there. I had an AB version of a black and tan, which was their stout mixed with bud. Not bad, especially for free.
And wouldn't you know that when free suds is being handed out, them fukkin' limeys would be right there at the head of the line. I am sure they joked about what watered down piss it was, but, they sure as hell was drinking the fukk outta it! Disneyworld was absolutely over run with red coats. I guess out worthless dollar makes florida disney a better deal than eurodisney, even with the 9 hour plane ride.
And I would like to know why the fukk central florida was windy and mid 60s this time of year? I am sure algore could explain how global warming actually makes florida feel more like san francisco this time of year. Good thing this was not a beach trip. It warmed up by wednesday when we took a break from the disney horde and drove down to ft meyers beach to visit my mom. Hey wolfman, you go out to the pier much? There is a burrito joint there, burrito a gogo that was pretty good. I am sure the so and locals will tell me how much better there's are, but, oh well.
We flew back today. The wife and daughter got back fine, but, my son and I took another bump and ended up in providence rather than hartford.
So with 2 voluntary bumps, continental owes me 2000 bucks worth of flights. That ought to get me about half a ticket somewhere next summer when JP-8 is going for about 9 bucks a gallon. Actually continental will probably just go tits up by then and I'll get jack shit.
One other thing. As we walked up to the back check area at the magic kingdom, I noticed the name tag on a pudgy black rent a cop doing bag checking duty. It said......Dinsdale. I started to go for my camera thinking this could be the best wytch fodder in the history of the interweb, but, the crowd behind me was restless and taking a pic of some renta cop dude might have looked slightly gax. And my explanation to the OL would have just gotten me the "you're a dumbass" look. Looking back I should have shot the pic anyway.
Nooooooooooo... Never seen the show, but I'm thinking it's NBC's "Two and a Half Men". Fortunately, they showed two episodes of "30 Rock", which is a pretty decent show.