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Mexican Official Steals White House BlackBerries
It's Thursday, the day the maintenance crew of illegal aliens comes through and cleans up the front of our condo. I have to keep an eye out the window, or they will invariably help themselves to a bouquet of our roses. The White House has a similar problem with blackberries — no wait, that's BlackBerries:

Whether he was up to no good or simply desperate to play BrickBreaker, a Mexican press attaché was caught on camera by Secret Service pocketing several White House BlackBerries during a recent meeting in New Orleans, FOX News has learned.
Sources with knowledge of the incident said the official, Rafael Quintero Curiel, served as the lead press advance person for the Mexican Delegation and was responsible for handling logistics and guiding the Mexican media around at the conference. He took six or seven of the handheld devices from a table outside a special room in the hotel where the Mexican delegation was meeting with President Bush earlier this week.
Everyone entering the room was required to leave his or her cell phone, BlackBerry and other such devices on the table, a common practice when high-level meetings are held. American officials discovered their missing belongings when they were leaving the session.
It didn't take long before Secret Service officials reviewed videotape taken by a surveillance camera and found footage showing Quintero Curiel absconding with the BlackBerries.
Sources said Quintero Curiel made it all the way to the airport before Secret Service officers caught up with him. He initially denied taking the devices, but after agents showed him the DVD, Quintero Curiel said it was purely accidental, gave them back, claimed diplomatic immunity and left New Orleans with the Mexican delegation.

No doubt this is a cultural thing we ought to be embracing.

mvscal wrote:How DARE we humiliate that poor man by confronting him with evidence of his crime!! Who the fuck do we think we are? He was just trying to feed his starving family or save up for an operation for his sick mother.

--Obama Ball-washers

Martyred wrote:What, no mention of "moonbats" in this thread?

Moonbat Assaults Girl in Wheelchair

Another progressive profile in pleasantness:

A man heckling First Lady Laura Bush and daughter Jenna outside the 92nd Street Y was arrested after he punched a wheelchair-bound girl whose parents had told him to shut up, authorities said yesterday. German Talis, 22, was shouting obscenities at the Bushes, who were leaving the building Tuesday, when he crossed paths with Wendy and John Lovetro and their daughter Maureen, 18, who has cerebral palsy.
The Lovetros were trying to hear the Bushes talk about their children's book Read All About It. When they asked Talis to stop screaming obscenities, he responded by repeatedly punching Maureen.

Who says liberals are a bunch of pussies?

Cuda wrote: Better now?

Cuda wrote:WWMD

What Would Moorese Do? I'm guessing it would have involved fucking the daylights out of the wheelchair girl

Quintero Curiel said it was purely accidental

Goober McTuber wrote:

Cuda wrote:WWMD

What Would Moorese Do? I'm guessing it would have involved fucking the daylights out of the wheelchair girl

Right after he pried your lips off of his dick.

Cuda wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Cuda wrote:WWMD

What Would Moorese Do? I'm guessing it would have involved fucking the daylights out of the wheelchair girl

Right after he pried your lips off of his dick.

Right on cue, my ankle biting little he-bitch.