May

[RumpleForeskin]

Is it me or is this month always filled with b-day parties, house warmings, graduations, Mother's Day, car washes, and every other type of event you can think of?

I had 4 parties to attend this past weekend and have 3 next weekend. Then, I have 3 the following weekend.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the free food, the social gatherings and whatnot, but damn...it gets tired after a while.

I think there should be some sort of cap on this.

[Bucmonkey]

Dan Vogel, your thoughts ?

[Goober McTuber]

I enjoy the free food

Yes, that has to greatly benefit the Rumples in these times of rising prices.

[RumpleForeskin]

Forgot the [goober][/goober] around that one.

[PSUFAN]

I think there should be some sort of cap on this.

Tired of the crushing Midnight Rollover?
Sick of the stunningly fetid clouds of methane choking the living in your household?
Had enough of seeking sexual egress whilst awash in canyon-size gullies?
Through with buying a group of seats and getting out the hacksaw at Ass-Stroh's games?

Help is available.

[Goober McTuber]

I think there should be some sort of cap on this.

Tired of the crushing Midnight Rollover?
Sick of the stunningly fetid clouds of methane choking the living in your household?
Had enough of seeking sexual egress whilst awash in canyon-size gullies?
Through with buying a group of seats and getting out the hacksaw at Ass-Stroh's games?

Help is available.

Forgot the [goober][/goober] around that one.

Sincerely,

Rumpledbraincramp

[RumpleForeskin]

Tired of the rusty butt prints?
Sick of the potent brown stripes clashing with your white undergarment apparel?
Had enough of the same old poopy spot that will not come out of your underoos?
Through with buying a numerous pairs of Hanes just to watch them turn into the offspring of Mr. Hanky?

There is help!

Try the new and improved....

[PSUFAN]

At least I can buy a bidet and offer its use to my family without fitting my second floor for a steel undercarriage.

[RumpleForeskin]

At least I can buy a bidet and offer its use to my family without fitting my second floor for a steel undercarriage.

Hey, your wife has it good. She doesn't have to run to the store every time she runs out of lip liner.

[PSUFAN]

Also, she doesn't have to pick out coffin liner after she decides to get on top.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Is it me or is this month always filled with b-day parties, house warmings, graduations, Mother's Day, car washes, and every other type of event you can think of?

Lemme get this straight...

You actually go to that shit?

Oh.

[War Wagon]

Is it me or is this month always filled with b-day parties, house warmings, graduations, Mother's Day, car washes, and every other type of event you can think of?

I had 4 parties to attend this past weekend and have 3 next weekend. Then, I have 3 the following weekend.

You lost me at car washes, but then again, I'm not nearly the party animal you seem to be.

Rage on, big guy. You can do this.

[RumpleForeskin]

You actually go to that shit?

Yes, because being a recluse in my 30s was not my plan. Friends and families invite us to parties, so we are obliged to attend.

[RumpleForeskin]

You lost me at car washes

Mrs. Rumps is a cheerleader sponsor, so a car wash is set for all day Saturday so the girls can raise money for the summer camp.

Sup Todd.

[PSUFAN]

being a recluse in my 30s was not my plan.

Nor did you think you'd choose blueballs over a flattened ribcage...but we do what we can do.

[Katy]

May has already been very busy.

There's the derby parties, Mother's Day, and two weddings I'm going to be in this month.

This Saturday I've got my daughter's 5th birthday.

[PSUFAN]

May has already been very busy.

There's the derby parties, Mother's Day, and two weddings I'm going to be in this month.

This Saturday I've got my daughter's 5th birthday.

Let's hope R-Jack and UCan't are less quick to euthanize.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Yes, because being a recluse in my 30s was not my plan.

Ahh, but trading vows with a living sportsplex dome was in the cards all along, eh?

Considering your...attachments in life...reclusive might not be such a terrible idea.

[War Wagon]

Mrs. Rumps is a cheerleader sponsor, so a car wash is set for all day Saturday so the girls can raise money for the summer camp.

I figured as much... so let Mrs. Rumps provide the brawn while you mow the lawn. Your presence isn't required, or even welcome would be my guess.

Did the car wash thingie a time or two with my daughters softball teams. Best to let the moms handle that.

Sup Todd.

Leave Todd out of this.

[Dan Vogel]

Dan Vogel, your thoughts ?

Sure. Why me?

May isn't that much different than any of the other months. Mother's Day is always a great day though. The kids get antsy in May though because it's almost time for school to be let out. But the very best thing about May is getting outside because the weather is so good and all things are blooming. I make it a point to get in two or three good long hikes in the spring. Just put everything aside out of sight and out of mind and get out and walk the hills some. It's really a great feeling. Especially after a little rain. You walk around and the the air is fresh and the flowers just seem like their dancing around. The birds flutter and sing and all the sounds and sights of spring surround you. Just do it.

[indyfrisco]

Mrs. Rumps is a cheerleader sponsor, so a car wash is set for all day Saturday so the girls can raise money for the summer camp.

[RumpleForeskin]

Mrs. Rumps is a cheerleader sponsor, so a car wash is set for all day Saturday so the girls can raise money for the summer camp.

I'll do one.

[Mr T]

Is it me or is this month always filled with b-day parties, house warmings, graduations, Mother's Day, car washes, and every other type of event you can think of?

Car wash event?

Is that an Olympic event? If so, I know some brothers in alabama that would be going for the gold...wait...chrome.