T1B

Fairly self-explanatory, I think.

ANNIE - GET OUT OF MY TROUSAHS!!!

I'll take Risa by a butt-hair.

Dinsdale wrote:Fairly self-explanatory, I think.

Actually, it isn't. Please explain. In detail.
Thank you.

OK...

PSU recieved some notoriety around here by putting his fart skid on display, for God, G0D, and Mr Clean to see.


You, on the other hand, are an obese woman. Obese women are noted for their ability to put the stonk into a pair of tarp-sized panties in no time flat.

Hence, you two will be forever linked for the excessive wear you place upon washing machines, him due to poor hygene, you due to poor nutritional choices.

I figured this had to do with the separation of "darks" and "lights".

cinderella_undercover wrote:I figured this had to do with the separation of "darks" and "lights".

Huh?


Sin,
Single Guy

Ya.

That occurred to me about, 7/8 of a second after launch.

cinderella_undercover wrote:I figured this had to do with the separation of "darks" and "lights".

I'm pretty sure PSU and Risa don't do their laundry together, if that helps.

Dinsdale wrote:PSU recieved some notoriety around here by putting his fart skid on display, for God, G0D, and Mr Clean to see.

Oh, nooooooooo. Say it aint so.

Dinsdale wrote:OK... PSU recieved some notoriety around here by putting his fart skid on display, for God, G0D, and Mr Clean to see. You, on the other hand, are an obese woman. Obese women are noted for their ability to put the stonk into a pair of tarp-sized panties in no time flat. Hence, you two will be forever linked for the excessive wear you place upon washing machines, him due to poor hygene, you due to poor nutritional choices.

That's stupid, even for you.




I will say, I'm glad these were invented:



Life is better, because Wings are in it. If there's a Nobel Prize for making everyday life everyday better -- it should go to the inventor of wings. It's one of those things like, can't imagine life without it. So simple, so easy, such a breakthrough, such a lifesaver. Now, I am always amazed at women who are able to go through life only wearing these (just one example, courtesy of the fine natural-living refusal-to-waste women of Hyena Chat):

Mooncups

"I've been using the Mooncup for three years and it has been fantastic. I have a very heavy flow and used to use 2 x super plus tampons at a time, and a pad as well, and I would still be in a mess in an hour for the first 2 days of my period. Apart from saving me a fortune, and not supporting pharmaceutical giants, it is much gentler on your body than tampons. Try it, it is really worth it."

Gill

That testimonial is complete and utter bullshit, and every female on this board can say why. But anyway, I tried a stateside promotional version, which came in the mail back in the 90s, made by Always. Never again. I'm guessing you have to have a normal functioning body with a normal functioning cycle to deal with these. I don't have either. I don't like tampons, but I'd rather deal with tampons than mooncups.

mvscal wrote:GAAAAAA...

Yeah, this thread wasn't a very good idea.

Yeah, kinda backfired on my ass, eh?

But it was made worthwhile by the fact that Risa admitted that she has th need for feminine hygene products "everyday."


Couldn't have written a better summary of her existence myself.

Dinsdale wrote:Yeah, kinda backfired on my ass, eh?

Kinda? Aren't you used to it by now? Suggest you kept a towel handy.

Bobby42 with the dagger.

And since squirting has been discussed is this the appropriate thread to discuss that thing you earn when you munch on a chick while she's ....


Nah, I didn't think so, so I won't bring it up.

Logging facetime on a bleeder is just wrong.

I'm pretty sure I'm not man enough for the challenge. But there was a word for it, I forgot that word. "Red Wings' or something or other.

It's Friday, I was going for shock value.

I'm offended by the direction this thread has taken.


Menses is NO fucking joke.

Tom In VA wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm not man enough for the challenge. But there was a word for it, I forgot that word. "Red Wings' or something or other.

It's Friday, I was going for shock value.

Anyone want to clear this up for Tom?

trev wrote:

Tom In VA wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm not man enough for the challenge. But there was a word for it, I forgot that word. "Red Wings' or something or other.

It's Friday, I was going for shock value.

Anyone want to clear this up for Tom?

It's my understanding that the only thing that clears it up is time, a change in lunar cycles, and a one-week banishment from the village.

trev wrote:

Tom In VA wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm not man enough for the challenge. But there was a word for it, I forgot that word. "Red Wings' or something or other.

It's Friday, I was going for shock value.

Anyone want to clear this up for Tom?

Sure.


Tom, if you wanna go for "shock value".........try submitting a post that DOESN'T make me wanna rake my face across a pit of burning coals.

Tom, if you're looking shock people, try not sucking.

Did you just do that on purpose?

There's a 4 minute time space between our posts.

I'm gonna say, "yes"?

Opened up a reply window, got distracted, completed it.


Didn't mean to rehash (and fuck a buncha "A post was made since the previous response" or whaever gayassed feature it is).


My version is more succinct, although far be it for me to step to you on the topic of feminine bleeding, MensesLisa.


Although I've always had a soft spot for chicks that go with "yes" as a default answer.

So that I can gauge you a little better, tell me........would you be "for" or "against" letting Annie suck you off?

Let's say........she had her voice box removed, and Pina Colada rear view mirror air fresheners attached under each pit to lessen the "stable stench"?

I can't answer that without more information...


Like are there any other women in the same hemisphere as Risa and I at the moment?


And exactly how much extasy have I consumed in this hypothetical?


Did I just get out of prison?


There's a lot of variables here.

cinderella_undercover wrote:I'm offended by the direction this thread has taken.

Menses is NO fucking joke.

you're the chick who did the pussy imprint bleeding photos, right? could you repost those? not the wall drawings, the imprints. the first time i ever saw something like that, it was in an article with some lesbians celebrating menopause. it seemed appropriate to commemorate their last moon cycle with rorshack paintings of their pussies using their own blood. their point was that women aren't very comfortable with their own bodies, or the cycles of their own bodies. making those paintings was a celebration of life, and of being a woman, and of not fearing menses, and of not fearing the end of menses, either.

and no, menses is not a joke. luckily, i found out about vitamins. it's the one thing that Scientology was right about; NOTHING has helped like women's daily vitamins and an oral chelation-green-tea-and-advil chaser. and I used to chew advil (i never learned how to swallow) by the palmful. now, I need less, and i clot less, too.

i don't understand why you would be offended, though. dealing with 'accidents' is a fact of female life men will never understand. never wearing white, having to stand and sit in certain ways, fear of coughing or sneezing, night accidents, the importance of cold water (and for some peroxide), the first tampon, having a certain set of clothing just for that time of the month, all of that. how many women do you know bask in their menses?

as I said before, turning 'accidents' into purpose is a brave thing to do. love one's body, love one's self. i wouldn't have made portraits of people, though, unless i really cared about them. there's power in blood. you have to be careful with that power, if you're going to choose to do something with it.

are you wiccan?

Dinsdale wrote:I can't answer that without more information...


Like are there any other women in the same hemisphere as Risa and I at the moment?


And exactly how much extasy have I consumed in this hypothetical?


Did I just get out of prison?


There's a lot of variables here.

Actually, none of the above.

BUT, it would be 100% guaranteed that no one would ever know about it, and when it was over......you could bludgeon her to death with a tack hammer.

No questions asked.

Risa wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:I'm offended by the direction this thread has taken.

Menses is NO fucking joke.

you're the chick who did the pussy imprint bleeding photos, right? could you repost those? not the wall drawings, the imprints. the first time i ever saw something like that, it was in an article with some lesbians celebrating menopause. it seemed appropriate to commemorate their last moon cycle with rorshack paintings of their pussies using their own blood. their point was that women aren't very comfortable with their own bodies, or the cycles of their own bodies. making those paintings was a celebration of life, and of being a woman, and of not fearing menses, and of not fearing the end of menses, either.

and no, menses is not a joke. luckily, i found out about vitamins. it's the one thing that Scientology was right about; NOTHING has helped like women's daily vitamins and an oral chelation-green-tea-and-advil chaser. and I used to chew advil (i never learned how to swallow) by the palmful. now, I need less, and i clot less, too.

i don't understand why you would be offended, though. dealing with 'accidents' is a fact of female life men will never understand. never wearing white, having to stand and sit in certain ways, fear of coughing or sneezing, night accidents, the importance of cold water (and for some peroxide), the first tampon, having a certain set of clothing just for that time of the month, all of that. how many women do you know bask in their menses?

as I said before, turning 'accidents' into purpose is a brave thing to do. love one's body, love one's self. i wouldn't have made portraits of people, though, unless i really cared about them. there's power in blood. you have to be careful with that power, if you're going to choose to do something with it.

are you wiccan?

I was kidding about the "being offended" stuff, A-dog.

Not a wiccan.

Just bored that day..........and unable to ride a horse.

Risa wrote:women aren't very comfortable with their own bodies

And some of them have a damned good reason for that.

cinderella_undercover wrote: BUT, it would be 100% guaranteed that no one would ever know about it

Nope. Not enough incentive.

and when it was over......you could bludgeon her to death with a tack hammer.

I just booked a flight to New Mexico. Taking one for the team.

"Here is the simple rule of thumb - make people laugh - or at least try."



So close, so close.

Dinsdale wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote: and when it was over......you could bludgeon her to death with a tack hammer.

I just booked a flight to New Mexico. Taking one for the team.

The dryer cycle just ended. So what's up?

Risa wrote:i never learned how to swallow

mvscal will soon change that, baby.

R-Jack wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:kinda backfired on my ass,

I thought that sort of unsavoryness was the inspiration for this shit thread.

Oh, absolutely.

But when the conversation turned to Risa dropping pros and cons of different outfits Aunt Flo might wear, I realized I had made a grave error.

Dinsdale wrote:...although far be it for me to step to you on the topic of feminine bleeding, MensesLisa.

Um, Tom. Back away from the gong. That ^^^ was funny.

Now, no more talk of menses. PERIOD. (oops)

Risa goes au naturel and uses dog ticks and leeches as cun sponges is what I got out of this thread

Dinsdale wrote: the fact that Risa admitted that she has th need for feminine hygene products "everyday".