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EXHIBIT A:



1. The angle the camera is being held at, and the flash size. This is obviously photoshopped to masquerade
a greater crime. What could that be?

2. The Jizz spray pattern on the mirror. Mike was not the "lone gunman".
PEOPLE! I CONTEND THAT THERE WAS A SECOND SHOOTER!

3. The shaving cream on the counter. Was Mike "cleaning up down there" just prior to the incident?
Only lab results from zz's pubic razor bumps can tell, BUT THE EVIDENCE HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH!

4. There is an unidentified blue "package" on the far right of the frame. It's open. I'm not jumping to conclusions, but...

5. Mike seems to be doubling over as the picture is snapped, as if some pressure is being applied to his nether regions.
Might this be Person Of Interest #2? This, I believe, is the "exploding squibs" or "molten metal in the basement" of the whole matter. Unravel this key element, and the whole sinister house of cards will come tumbling down.


We are through the cum spattered looking glass, people.

Let it go into the record, this is our Zapruder Film.

zz's pubic razor bumps

JESUS, dude! What did we ever do to you?

Myself, I think you're on to something with the "second shooter". That HAS to be Y2Koresh. I hacked his AOL IM and his nickname there is "5 second shooter". Coincidence? I think not. Who do we know beyond a doubt has been in hotel rooms with AP many times? Yep.

Definitely some activity in the assy knoll.

PSUFAN wrote:
Myself, I think you're on to something with the "second shooter".

Second shooter?

My friend, there is mounting evidence of a triangulation of fire, as in tri, as in THREE FUCKING SHOOTERS, or more! As in, Mike seems willing to tri anything...once.

The "jizz spray" pattern on the mirrow could just be water droplets mixed with shaving cream... and it could have been Angies inspiration for her menstrual drawings.

But which came first?

hmmmm...

War Wagon wrote:The "jizz spray" pattern on the mirrow could just be water droplets mixed with shaving cream...

Unlikely. The droplets are too spread out.

NEW EVIDENCE HAS COME IN:

Could this, in fact, be the mysterious "blue package"?



Did AP despair of trying to get every "nook and cranny" with a razor and resort to hot wax, to "freshen up his hoo-haw"?

Question everything you have been told. Trust no one.

Martyred wrote:"freshen up his hoo-haw"

That imagery is funny, yet disturbing.

I picture AP bent over, standing atop the sink looking thru his legs... GAAAAA!

Could this, in fact, be the mysterious "blue package"?

I'd say the box must contain this product. Seeing as how he doesn't have any, naturally he'd try to purchase a set:

And how would you happen to be familiar with that product?

Not to defend AP, but there's no doubt he's got more "nads" than you've ever had.

This is AP we're talking about here. Could it be he gets so sloshed on a nightly basis that he's become one of those drunks become incontinent after they fall asleep. I say, "YES". People, I present into evidence, THE blue package in question:

War Wagon wrote:And how would you happen to be familiar with that product?

shhhh.... don't tell anyone....If this gets out, the intronets might break.


go to google images, type in the word 'nads', or any other words you want and a whole lot of pikturs come up like magick

for example, type in "Whitey wagon", and you get this:



Considering that you're a horses ass, that google image is one amazing spot on thingy.

Not to defend AP, but there's no doubt he's got more "nads" than you've ever had.

well, he did buy a boxful of nads.

Mister Bushice wrote: well, he did buy a boxful of nads.

They can't be bought, bartered, or conferred. And like I've said numerous times over 7 years and 3 message boards, you're lacking in that area.

You want we should trade insults all night?

Fine, though you being a Cali I'll be at work in the morning while you're still rolling sleepless in bed next to a wife that hates your guts. Assuming she still sleeps with you, that is.

The jizzm spackle looks fairly dry, which tells me the 2nd shooter left a happy customer long before that photo was taken; which explains why AP was galloping in delight. He scored enough cayshe to last him through to next month's rent.

War Wagon wrote:

Martyred wrote:"freshen up his hoo-haw"

That imagery is funny, yet disturbing.

I picture AP bent over, standing atop the sink looking thru his legs... GAAAAA!

Are you a fucking cock snorkling faggot or something?
Why in the FUCK are you "picturing" AP bent over?

MadRussian wrote:Why in the FUCK are you "picturing" AP bent over?

So, what exactly were YOU picturing when you created this?


Take your time.

I dont need time.
How big of a faggot can I wytch AP into?
No brainer, really

MadRussian wrote:I dont need time.
How big of a faggot can I wytch AP into?

Ummmmm... is there a need?



This happens to be one of those instances where no wytching is required. But yet, also one of those instances where someone thinks it would be funny to wytch some additional pics thinking the original SOMEHOW needed 'more funnay'. If they were the least bit funny, a hall pass might be issued. But they're fucking horrible. As it is, my brother's 11 yr. old son and YOU are theonly one's who find them funny. Regrettably for you, he's not here. If he were, you might actually garner a rack. It would be the first.

Ken wrote:

MadRussian wrote:I dont need time.
How big of a faggot can I wytch AP into?

Ummmmm... is there a need?



This happens to be one of those instances where no wytching is required. But yet, also one of those instances where someone thinks it would be funny to wytch some additional pics thinking the original SOMEHOW needed 'more funnay'. If they were the least bit funny, a hall pass might be issued. But they're fucking horrible. As it is, my brother's 11 yr. old son and YOU are theonly one's who find them funny. Regrettably for you, he's not here. If he were, you might actually garner a rack. It would be the first.

YOU are a fucking moron, I have recieved many racks for my AP wytching work. Is your kengina still hurting?
Regrettably for me?
Thats pretty fucking Chris Hansen. I really cant think of any situation I would need RACKs from an 11 year old on a forum, but thanks for showing us what you think/feel is really important to ones ego.
Why dont you post some pics of you unsatisfied ex-wife, you know before her pussy was stretched like a bunji cord after teh Friidge jumped with it by random mandingo nogs.
I guess her frustruation with your flaccid tiny (lack of) manhood drove her to extremes, huh?
Go tend your flowers and cry, flamboyant sissy.