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88 wrote:

88 on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 10:44 p.m. wrote: I know the old lady is wearing boy short panties, which I just fucking love,

Saturday
8:00am-8:45am - wake up, walk the dog, shower

Nope. Woke up at 8 am hungover like a motherfucker. Stumbled into the bathroom, took 3 Advil, and somehow managed to get dressed and headed to Starbucks. After taking a shot of $4.00 coffee, I made my way to the middle school gym and proceeded to drop 16 points in a pick up game that is played to 30. I'm a baller, bitches.

8:45am - 9:15am - grab a couple of toquitos from Whataburger and head over to the boat storage
9:15am10:30am - 6:00pm - hitch pops-in-law's Glastron, take it to the house, clean it, and service it.

That fucking boat was a mess. It took me all day to clean it and service it. Had to get a new cranking battery for it at Wal-Mart.

noon - 1:15pm - eat some sammiches (turkey and swiss probably) and rest a bit

Ate me some sammiches, but didn't rest much.

1:15 - 6pm - take the boat out on the lake for some family fun

6pm - midnight - play mario kart, get fucked up in the process, eat some Butterburgers and fuck the shit out of Mrs. Rumps (save the jokes, fags)

Didn't play any MarioKart, but I did fuck Mrs. Rumps and then we went out with another couple to Olive Garden where a lot of hilarity ensued. Came home and slept

Sunday
8:00am - 9:30am - wake up, make a protein shake and go work out at the Y

Pretty much. Worked out and came home and watched a little bit of Groundhog Day

9:30am - 10:30am - get home, shower, and eat a little somethin'

Yep. Had a Honey Bun

10:30am - 2:30pm - take the Glastron back out for some water skiing and tubing

Sort of. Took the boat out with the in-laws around noon and stayed out until 4:30pm. Didn't do any skiing. Mostly rode around and parked a few times in some coves and swam. Drank lots of Bud Light and ate some sammiches.

2:30pm - 4:00pm - marinate some steaks and snakc on some stuff while drinking some Corona

4:00pm 5:30pm - whenever - grill the steaks, eat, and chill

The wives made us some burgers. Chilled and watched the Indy 500 on replay. Went home, showered, and glazed myself in aloe vera, watered the yard, and walked the dog.

Monday
Go work out and then chill the rest of the day.

Didn't workout, but I did make some ribs and chilled. Mrs. Rumps and I watched Charlie Wilson's War (3.5 out of 5 stars) and There Will Be Blood (3 out of 5 stars)

I did fuck Mrs. Rumps and then we went out with another couple to Olive Garden where a lot of hilarity ensued.

PSUFAN wrote:Do tell, Rumps.

I have a few guesses...

PSUFAN wrote:1. Ms. Rumps threw a crouton in the air, caught it with her mouth and said, "I'm full!" Everyone laughed.

88 wrote:Saturday - 5:00 p.m. - 7:15 p.m. - shower, barbecue something using Brent's BBQ sauce, and re-introduction to keg

Sort of. No shower. But did do a beer-butt chicken using Brent's BBQ sauce.

RumpleForeskin wrote: eat some Butterburgers and fuck the shit out of Mrs. Rumps

PSUFAN wrote:tough sports weekend for PSUFAN.

PSUFAN wrote:I just want to see ONE goal scored, for Pete's sake.

88 wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

88 wrote:Saturday - 5:00 p.m. - 7:15 p.m. - shower, barbecue something using Brent's BBQ sauce, and re-introduction to keg

Sort of. No shower. But did do a beer-butt chicken using Brent's BBQ sauce.

And? How'd it turn out? Use the same recipe? Variations? Hope you don't say you used Tony's. Otherwise, OCMike may have to unretire yet again and gasp at the thought of using spicy season salt.

Your recipe didn't mention whether or not you remove the skin from the roaster. I did on the first one, even though I was certain I'd end up with a dry bird. Well, I was wrong. So I skinned this one too. We rubbed it down with evoo, then patted on cracked balck pepper and sea salt. Then sprinkled on a little bit of the shitty barbecue rub I could find at our grocery store. I slathered on the Brent's BBQ at the end, as usual.

It is hard to feed more than 4 people with one bird, so to get a little extra in the same space, I skewered the back of the bird and hung two split breasts off the skewer. That worked fine. I should have made a PET.

PSUFAN wrote:1. Ms. Rumps threw a crouton in the air, caught it with her mouth and said, "I'm full!" Everyone laughed.
2. The cisco truck had to return a couple of times during your visit.
3. Ms. Rumps tore the seat cover with a ridiculously loud and violent fart. Everyone laughed through the tears.
4. The busboys kept crying for mercy in Spanish.
5. You were thanked, but not asked to return.

88 wrote: Monday - 11:00 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. - hike 18 miles

Sort of. We only went 15 miles.

Kierland wrote:

88 wrote: Monday - 11:00 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. - hike 18 miles

Sort of. We only went 15 miles.

Is it really a hike if the elevation doesn't change? I think the word you were looking for was "walk."

PSUFAN wrote: If you're gonna dine on ankle sushi.

humorous

PSUFAN wrote:I just glanced at the stapler on my desk...that thing is badly outpacing you in the funny department.

Goober McTuber wrote:That's the Monty Python Killer Rabbit stapler, BTW.

Papa Willie wrote:

Roach wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:
Where did I whine?

The first time? Prolly in the birthing room (outhouse) where your Mama had you.



Rack Goober Mc Tuber

How long have you been bittering now, Roach? 3 years? 4 years?

Way to go, man!

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Do you ever stop being a whiny little (sic) attention whore?

That's the Monty Python Killer Rabbit stapler, BTW.

Where did I whine?

Papa Willie wrote:I just like taking a stab at Goober Colonic every now and then to make sure he's still angry at the world.

Kierland wrote:

PSUFAN wrote: If you're gonna dine on ankle sushi.

As opposed to what? The none ankle nature of your post? You're kidding right?

humorous

As opposed to what? The funney you just brought? You're kidding right?