This has to be a nightmare.....right??
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:57 am
9 game losing streak 1 out away from coming to an end....
2 outs, bottom of the 9th.....Royals up 8-3 with a runner at 1st. 5 minutes later, ballgame tied. 10 minutes later, ballgame over and Twins win.
I hate to call a team quitters, but seriously, it's not humanly possible to suck THIS bad. It's just not. You have to lay down and quit to be this fucking shitty.
I had free tickets to the game tonight but decided not to go to the game. Thank fucking god I chose not to go to this or I may have gotten arrested for assaulting our inept manager Trey Hillman because the fucking tard goes to mediocre Joel Peralta to get the final out in the 9th instead of our superstar closer that hasn't had a save opportunity in like 2 fucking weeks. Fuck you Trey.....fuck you. You're as big of a dumbass as Bud Bell was. I don't give a fuck if he pitched 2 innings last night. Big deal. He's young. He can handle one god damn out especially considering it was 1 out to end a 9 game losing streak. You don't fucking go to Joel Peralta you fucking stupid cunt.
And Dayton Moore.....god damn you, ass! I praise you all the time and what do you do? Make me look like a fucking idiot. You're a dumbfuck like your boy Hillman. 52 mother fucking games in and no changes? What the fuck? The offense blows, the pitching staff blows (and no Dayton, this isn't a great pitching staff like you claim), and you refuse to give guys like Mitch Maier or Kyle Davies a shot on this team.
Hell, bring up Angel Berroa. I know, I know......he sucks fucking horsecock. But he sucks less than Tony Jr. Berroa is lazy and he's a douchebag but he's a better short-term option than Tony. Neither are long-term options, but I swear I can't watch Pena bat anymore without wanting to fight the guy. Berroa will bat .250 with 7 HR's. Pena won't even finish the year batting .200 and probably won't send 1 god damn ball out of the park.
Brett Tomko.....seriously, worst pitcher ever. Kyle Davies is ripping AAA hitters a new asshole every outing, but we continue to trot that bum Tomko out there while Davies stays down at Omaha. And Mitch Maier is hitting well. Bring him up and get rid of Gload. "He's out of options"- Dayton Moore. So fucking what? Oh, gee, I'd hate to lose him!
I would like to see a replacement for Teahen as well, but we just don't have one. Maybe Shane Costa, but I see him as a career AAA hitter. He's no upgrade.
But since we're stuck with Teahen, here's the lineup we should have....
CF DeJesus
2B Grudz
3B Gordon
RF Guillen
1B Butler
DH Olivo
C Buck
LF Maier
SS Berroa
Occasionally put Teahen at 1B and move Billy to DH so Olivo isn't in the lineup every game only because we'd have no backup catcher if Buck went down. This lineup is better than what we currently have and with Davies as the #5 starter instead of Tomko, it would also be an upgrade in the rotation.
Somebody stop the bleeding!
2 outs, bottom of the 9th.....Royals up 8-3 with a runner at 1st. 5 minutes later, ballgame tied. 10 minutes later, ballgame over and Twins win.
I hate to call a team quitters, but seriously, it's not humanly possible to suck THIS bad. It's just not. You have to lay down and quit to be this fucking shitty.
I had free tickets to the game tonight but decided not to go to the game. Thank fucking god I chose not to go to this or I may have gotten arrested for assaulting our inept manager Trey Hillman because the fucking tard goes to mediocre Joel Peralta to get the final out in the 9th instead of our superstar closer that hasn't had a save opportunity in like 2 fucking weeks. Fuck you Trey.....fuck you. You're as big of a dumbass as Bud Bell was. I don't give a fuck if he pitched 2 innings last night. Big deal. He's young. He can handle one god damn out especially considering it was 1 out to end a 9 game losing streak. You don't fucking go to Joel Peralta you fucking stupid cunt.
And Dayton Moore.....god damn you, ass! I praise you all the time and what do you do? Make me look like a fucking idiot. You're a dumbfuck like your boy Hillman. 52 mother fucking games in and no changes? What the fuck? The offense blows, the pitching staff blows (and no Dayton, this isn't a great pitching staff like you claim), and you refuse to give guys like Mitch Maier or Kyle Davies a shot on this team.
Hell, bring up Angel Berroa. I know, I know......he sucks fucking horsecock. But he sucks less than Tony Jr. Berroa is lazy and he's a douchebag but he's a better short-term option than Tony. Neither are long-term options, but I swear I can't watch Pena bat anymore without wanting to fight the guy. Berroa will bat .250 with 7 HR's. Pena won't even finish the year batting .200 and probably won't send 1 god damn ball out of the park.
Brett Tomko.....seriously, worst pitcher ever. Kyle Davies is ripping AAA hitters a new asshole every outing, but we continue to trot that bum Tomko out there while Davies stays down at Omaha. And Mitch Maier is hitting well. Bring him up and get rid of Gload. "He's out of options"- Dayton Moore. So fucking what? Oh, gee, I'd hate to lose him!
I would like to see a replacement for Teahen as well, but we just don't have one. Maybe Shane Costa, but I see him as a career AAA hitter. He's no upgrade.
But since we're stuck with Teahen, here's the lineup we should have....
CF DeJesus
2B Grudz
3B Gordon
RF Guillen
1B Butler
DH Olivo
C Buck
LF Maier
SS Berroa
Occasionally put Teahen at 1B and move Billy to DH so Olivo isn't in the lineup every game only because we'd have no backup catcher if Buck went down. This lineup is better than what we currently have and with Davies as the #5 starter instead of Tomko, it would also be an upgrade in the rotation.
Somebody stop the bleeding!