son of a FUCK

[Douchebag]

the fucking MEXICANS are hot on my trail. i KNOW one of you nad nibblers is fucking up to something. WHO THE FU CK IS CONSPIRING WITH THE GOD DAMN FCKING MEXICANS !!?

FUCK !!

i check in at headquarters last night and fucking ROLLINS and A-Bomb are passed out with their pants around their ankles. I look down and see extra hot salsa dripping from their fucking ASSHOLES. then i look in the corner and see empty piles of Dos Equis bottles encrusted with red and brown. you disgusting FUCKS. THAT is not how you throwdown. Step to me! Step to me like a MAN

you fuckinmg PRICKS will PAY for this

i fucking called a meeting at headquarters today where stevo, petrus and I will discuss how to fucking HANDLE this situation.



while my boys' assholes are recovering, the rest of US will be plotting your END. your miserable END on this earth

you maggots are fucking DEAD. Hear that? You're DEAD TO ME. your demise is inevitable and only a matter of tick tock fucking time.

god DAMNIT IM PISSED

[Tom In VA]

I see you've enlisted Scanner's assistance. Good call. Now you have God on your side.

[indyfrisco]

the fucking MEXICANS are hot on my trail. i KNOW one of you nad nibblers is fucking up to something. WHO THE FU CK IS CONSPIRING WITH THE GOD DAMN FCKING MEXICANS !!?

FUCK !!

i check in at headquarters last night and fucking ROLLINS and A-Bomb are passed out with their pants around their ankles. I look down and see extra hot salsa dripping from their fucking ASSHOLES. then i look in the corner and see empty piles of Dos Equis bottles encrusted with red and brown. you disgusting FUCKS. THAT is not how you throwdown. Step to me! Step to me like a MAN

That was me. Not the Mexicans. I was just giving them a taste of what is to come. I only have XX here. We all know the real Messicans drink this



Make your time. You're next.

[PSUFAN]

Make sure you wear those suits to The Point, FUCKHEADS. I can't wait to make djembes with your pitiful skins after I go apeshit on you. I'm gonna make bicycle horns out of your ballsacks and sell them to stupidFUCK touristas at the Three Rivers Arts Festival. When they squeeze them, it'll sound like the squealings of 17 piglets. I'll grease your gallstones and play tiddly winks with them. I'll make you do a cartwheel through the pricker bushes and invite the local kids to laugh heartily. I'll part your hair with a gore-stained comb and then whack you across the forehead with it. Your spilt blood is PURE COMEDY GOLD to me, you shit-gumming jackASSes.

[Screw_Michigan]

Step to me! Step to me like a MAN

Didn't know THIS guy was running the Crew:



Also, I noticed the Crew isn't wearing the trademark pukas while wearing the business suits. Posers.

[indyfrisco]

Also, I noticed the Crew isn't wearing the trademark pukas while wearing the business suits. Posers.

They aren't pukas. They are Mexican Pearl Necklaces.

[Cuda]

Scanner.

I miss that old bastard

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Scanner.

I miss that old bastard

Yeah, Norm was fun.

Oh shit... When AP sees "real name" smack he's going to bust a frilly bra strap PM'ing the admins to report me.
I'm screwed now....HELP ME, PETRUS!

[War Wagon]

I only knew Scanner from TNW, but I don't remember Martyred or Coods from there.

Then again, I'm half senile.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I only knew Scanner from TNW, but I don't remember Martyred or Coods from there.

Then again, I'm half senile.

Jeff was my troll. Sorry for the confusion.

[War Wagon]

Wait, aren't you Perk, the one accused of spelunking Cinders cave?

You're short.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I am everything to all people.

[indyfrisco]

Then again, I'm half senile.

Half?

Sin,
CFB Forum

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Knock it off Jebediah and Thadius.

[Screw_Michigan]

Knock it off Jebediah and Thadius.

Get fucked, tard.

[Mister Bushice]

Then again, I'm half senile.

Half?

Sin,
CFB Forum

Whitey is correct. The other half of him is ass.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Knock it off Jebediah and Thadius.

Get fucked, tard.

Are you still talking?

[Douchebag]

I called some of my people. Heavy, pipe hittin cholos who went to work on Holmes with pair of pliers and a habanero blowtorch. The noose is tightening, fat boy.

you're the only fucking DIPSUCK on my radar right now.

what i plan on doing to you reaches far beyond the realm of recorded serial killer history. oh, your'e going to pay for this. you're going to pay BIGTIME for this. i'm going to puree your cock and balls and then feed the sustenance up your colon. i'm going to make your body sit out in 125 degree temps in the Nevada desert and wait until scorpions and spiders crawl into your ass. they're going to dine on your dry, encrusted insides. FUCK YOU MAGGOT

FUCK YOU

[smackaholic]

douchy,

Remember when I said you could catch the fungwah ny-boston chink shuttle bus. I was wrong. It is the lucky star bus luckystarbus.com If you look at the FAQ section of their webpage, is says right there that they stop at the BK in Ct. This is about 3 miles from my house.

What more do you need for an invitation, bitch? I have given you exact directions. Catch the g'hound to grand central station, then hop on the lucky star (unlucky star in your case) and you will be about 2.5 hours away from a good beatdown.

I'm thinking of giving luckystar a call and marketing this as entertainment for their customers. They could market it to the chinks and cash in on some booky action as them fukkers will bet on anything. I might even bring along my gas grill and a wok so I can chop up what's left of you and serve it as stir fry to them fukkers.

They got a bus schedule at their site. PM me and I will be there motherfukker.