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Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:24 pm
by Invictus
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This story has so many interesting angles and is ripe for puns.

Stanley, Cuda, mvs, your thoughts?

Meds, next time you're at Canibus' house, check his fridge. No doubt this was an item too tasty and tempting for him to pass up.

Knowing that coon, he probably ate it while he wrote the check to the auction house.

Re: Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:29 pm
by Mikey
TOKYO - A jumbo black watermelon auctioned in Japan on Friday fetched a record $6,100, making it one of the most expensive watermelons ever sold in the country.

In a society where melons are a luxury item commonly given as gifts, the watermelon's hefty price tag followed another jaw-dropping auction last month, when a pair of "Yubari" cantaloupe melons sold for a record $23,500.
I wonder if either one of those sales included a bonus can of Spam.

I hear that Spam goes particularly well with high-end melons

Re: Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:32 pm
by Cuda
If Coonibus bought it, I simply assume he cut a hole in it and pretended he was skull-fucking Mrs. Meddalions

Re: Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:34 pm
by Tom In VA
In the late 70s there was a local show called "Petey Greene's Washington".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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How to Eat a Watermelon


Don Cheadle "Talk To Me" is based on Petey Greene. Howard Stern and he hit it off and Stern called the dude a genius and an influence.


How to Eat a Watermelon.

Re: Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:47 pm
by Smackie Chan
Tom In VA wrote:In the late 70s there was a local show called "Petey Greene's Washington". Don Cheadle "Talk To Me" is based on Petey Greene. Howard Stern and he hit it off and Stern called the dude a genius and an influence.
I remember reading about Petey Greene back in my days as a broadcaster. Pretty interesting character...
Greene was born in Washington, D.C and dropped out of high school in grade 11, enlisted in the Army, and was sent overseas to fight in the Korean War before being discharged in 1953 for drug abuse. In 1960, he was convicted of armed robbery at a small grocery store, and imprisoned at Lorton Reformatory with a ten-year sentence. There, he became the prison's disc jockey, and his loquaciousness soon proved beneficial in other ways. In 1965, Greene persuaded a fellow inmate to climb to the top of a water tower and threaten suicide, so that he would be able to "save his life" by talking him down. "It took me six months to get him to go up there," he later recalled. This act, combined with his generally good behavior, earned him a reduction in his prison sentence and parole.

After leaving prison, he was hired by AM radio station WOL to host his own show, "Rapping With Petey Greene". His stature grew, and he soon found himself hosting his own television show, "Petey Green's Washington", on WDCA-TV. On March 8, 1978, he was invited as a guest to the White House by President Jimmy Carter to honor visiting Yugoslavian President Josip Broz Tito. He famously quipped to the Washington Post that he "stole a spoon" during the evening gala.

In the early 1980s, he had radio personality Howard Stern; who, at the time, had just begun to pioneer the comedy style that would make him a legend on a Washington, DC radio station, on his show for what was one of his first television appearances. Stern showed up in blackface, which was laughed off by Greene; the audio of this interview would eventually be played as part of the 2007 Sirius satellite radio documentary The History of Howard Stern where Howard called Greene "way ahead of his time." The two shared a mutual admiration as they both dealt with such controversial subjects as race and sexuality, with Stern since recognizing him as an influence, calling him a "broadcasting genius" in his book Private Parts.

He also became a community activist, joining United Planning Organization and founding Efforts for Ex-Convicts, an organization devoted to helping former prisoners succeed in legitimate ways. He railed against poverty and racism on his shows and on the streets, participating in demonstrations during the height of his popularity. After his death from cancer, approximately 10,000 mourners lined up outside Washington's Union Wesley AME Zion Church to pay their last respects (the largest funeral in D.C. for anyone not elected to office).

Re: Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:19 pm
by Mikey
I thought he played guitar for Fleetwood Mac.

Re: Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:42 am
by Bobby42
That's a tasty melon.

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