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Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:23 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
I hope so ...
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Police find pipe bomb stuffed inside chicken
Device was large enough to harm a person if it went off, Conn. cops say
SIMSBURY, Conn. - Authorities in Connecticut are wondering who stuffed a raw roasting chicken with a pipe bomb and left it on a roadside.
Simsbury police Capt. Matthew Catania says a motorist noticed the chicken Monday morning. He says the bomb was large enough to harm a person if it went off.
The road was closed while the Hartford Police Department's bomb squad came and blew up the chicken.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:30 pm
by PSUFAN
There's just no excuse for fukkking up a beer-butt chicken if you are a member of this site...none whatsoever.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:31 pm
by indyfrisco
No shit. Maybe that's how they make them in the U&R, though.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:50 pm
by BSmack
IndyFrisco wrote:No shit. Maybe that's how they make them in the U&R, though.
Just had some beer-butt chicken a couple of days ago. I'm pretty sure the recipe didn't call for explosives. Then again, it could have done with some more seasoning.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:01 pm
by smackaholic
Simsbury's U&L Ct, well, maybe more U&C. Todd is L&R.
Ofcourse, it's still just a 45 minute drive in this vast state. So, yeah, it prolly was him.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:01 pm
by Sirfindafold
shit thread alert.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:02 pm
by Dinsdale
smackaholic wrote:
Ofcourse, it's still just a 45 minute drive in this vast state. So, yeah, it prolly was him.
Takes me 45 minutes to get to the other side of town.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:08 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Sirfindafold wrote:shit thread alert.
Damnit! Your validation means so much to me.
Mods ...
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:10 pm
by Sirfindafold
alert, alert!!!
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:14 pm
by PSUFAN
Remember - this is the halfwit who posts a "joke" thread once a week - and forgets to put something funny into it every time. A more abject moron has never registered and posted at a SC site.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:16 pm
by Mikey
Dinsdale wrote:smackaholic wrote:
Ofcourse, it's still just a 45 minute drive in this vast state. So, yeah, it prolly was him.
Takes me 45 minutes to get to the other side of town.
It takes me 45 minutes to get the fuck out of bed in the morning.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:16 pm
by Dinsdale
PSUFAN wrote:A more abject moron has never registered and posted at a SC site.
Way to go... in one fell swoop, you've taken away shutyomouth's entire reason for living, apart from high-fat foods.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:22 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
OK, you've had your fun, now lets get back to the topic.
Why did Todd use a raw roasting chicken? How drunk was he and did he fuck the carcass before or after putting the pipebomb in? Did he have a target in mind or was this the much anticipated suicide attempt?
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:26 pm
by Mikey
This was one of Tardowen's 4 a.m. drunkathons. He meant to make beer butt chicken for a late dinner, and then blow himself up by the side of the road.
He just got a little mixed up, and when he woke up in the morning couldn't figure out why the hell he had a beer can stuck up his ass and a pack of matches in his pocket.
Re: Could this be the work of our very own Toddowen?
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:45 am
by indyfrisco
^^^ Rack that shit. ^^^