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And they called that a 100 year flood.

Right, tell that to the folks in Cedar Rapids right about now.

All that rainfall up north is quickly rushing downstream into the Missouri and Mississippi river basins. There's nowhere for the water to go, both are already at or above flood stage.

And this just in: Weather honks are saying we could get up to 5" more of rain tonight.

This situation is going to get much worse before it gets better.

It's looking like 1993 all over again




1993 - Last KC Chief playoff victory



War 100 year floods every 15 years!!!

Leave it to 'tart to put events in their proper perspective.

poptart wrote: War 100 year floods every 15 years!!!

Un-War, mang. I wouldn't mind never seeing another like 1993.

My shop is about a mile from the Missouri river in what they call the northeast bottoms. That fucker almost put us out of business 15 years ago. As it was, the damned sewers were backed up for days and you couldn't even take a crap.

Tornado's, which affect small areas, are preferable to flooding, which affects everybody.

Stunning, beyond belief.

http://www.gazetteonline.com/

mother nature cleansing shit holes

Adelpiero wrote:



mother nature cleansing shit holes

Massive "electro-boner"?

Move over glass dick, there's a new sheriff in town.

June 23, 1993 - In Manassas, Virginia, Lorena Bobbitt cuts off the penis of her husband John Wayne Bobbitt.

Ol' John better be ready for it this time !

lol, I have to pass the "vacant lot" where the appendage was found and the apartments where they live every day. Locally to people who've been here awhile, those apartments are where "Lorena Bobbit" lived.






Damn, Iowa, hope ole Mace and his people are okay.

Martyred wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:



mother nature cleansing shit holes

Massive "electro-boner"?

Move over glass dick, there's a new sheriff in town.

Marty with the funny. :)

RACK Marty


I suppose this is Bush turning the HaliburChenron weather machine on the white"Bread Basket" region to balance things out.

Mister Bushice wrote:

Martyred wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:



mother nature cleansing shit holes

Massive "electro-boner"?

Move over glass dick, there's a new sheriff in town.

Marty with the funny. :)

I'm serious! That thing looks like it's headed for Canada!

War Wagon wrote:And they called that a 100 year flood.

Right, tell that to the folks in Cedar Rapids right about now.

All that rainfall up north is quickly rushing downstream into the Missouri and Mississippi river basins. There's nowhere for the water to go, both are already at or above flood stage.

That is precisely why I made it a point to head over to the Wisconsin River (which flows into the Mississippi) yesterday, and unload a bladderful. Enjoy, Whitey.

Martyred wrote:

Martyred wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:



mother nature cleansing shit holes

Massive "electro-boner"?

Move over glass dick, there's a new sheriff in town.

I'm serious! That thing looks like it's headed for Canada!

It'll peter out before it gets there.

Goober McTuber wrote: That is precisely why I made it a point to head over to the Wisconsin River (which flows into the Mississippi) yesterday, and unload a bladderful. Enjoy, Whitey.

adel and bace might, but I'm about 250 miles from the Mississippi.

dumbfuck.

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: That is precisely why I made it a point to head over to the Wisconsin River (which flows into the Mississippi) yesterday, and unload a bladderful. Enjoy, Whitey.

adel and bace might, but I'm about 250 miles from the Mississippi.

dumbfuck.

Nice pom-poms, tubby.

Actually, I live in Cedar Rapids. We're going through all this right now. Serve the City, a local organization of churches, hopped right to the service of the community. I've done a little work each of the past two days and went to a Red Cross seminar this afternoon. Will be working with them help in shelters for the next few days. My wife and I went to Mercy hospital last night for a bit. That was an awesome story as several hundred volunteers showed up to help fight back waters. Flood waters hit the 500 year plain. I thank God I'm in this community. It's awesome how it's responded to this flood. Culver and the senators did a fly over today. FEMA will be here in a few days. I hear that the 380 bridge might be closed down. Hope not. We'll see. Again, I love this town. No place I'd rather live in the world.

If you could remember us in your prayers, it'd be most appreciated. Thanks. Peace.

battery chucka' one wrote:Actually, I live in Cedar Rapids. We're going through all this right now. Serve the City, a local organization of churches, hopped right to the service of the community. I've done a little work each of the past two days and went to a Red Cross seminar this afternoon. Will be working with them help in shelters for the next few days. My wife and I went to Mercy hospital last night for a bit. That was an awesome story as several hundred volunteers showed up to help fight back waters. Flood waters hit the 500 year plain. I thank God I'm in this community. It's awesome how it's responded to this flood. Culver and the senators did a fly over today. FEMA will be here in a few days. I hear that the 380 bridge might be closed down. Hope not. We'll see. Again, I love this town. No place I'd rather live in the world.

If you could remember us in your prayers, it'd be most appreciated. Thanks. Peace.

As awesome as Cedar Rapids might be responding to the flood, I think I'll pass on the whole living on a flood plain thing.

BSmack wrote:

battery chucka' one wrote:Actually, I live in Cedar Rapids. We're going through all this right now. Serve the City, a local organization of churches, hopped right to the service of the community. I've done a little work each of the past two days and went to a Red Cross seminar this afternoon. Will be working with them help in shelters for the next few days. My wife and I went to Mercy hospital last night for a bit. That was an awesome story as several hundred volunteers showed up to help fight back waters. Flood waters hit the 500 year plain. I thank God I'm in this community. It's awesome how it's responded to this flood. Culver and the senators did a fly over today. FEMA will be here in a few days. I hear that the 380 bridge might be closed down. Hope not. We'll see. Again, I love this town. No place I'd rather live in the world.

If you could remember us in your prayers, it'd be most appreciated. Thanks. Peace.

As awesome as Cedar Rapids might be responding to the flood, I think I'll pass on the whole living on a flood plain thing.

Dude. It's just the downtown and some areas to the southwest of the river that are flooded. At most, I'd say about 15% of the city. Most of it isn't in a flood plain. And, you must remember, a lot of what's getting hit is in the 500 year plain. Astounding, yes, but not exactly an area that's in a constant threat of flooding.

That said, no way I'd live in Iowa City. I hear they're bouncing around the idea of evacuating the entire city. We're newer to the area, but I guess that IC/Coralville floods practically every year.

War Wagon wrote:And they called that a 100 year flood.

Right, tell that to the folks in Cedar Rapids right about now.

All that rainfall up north is quickly rushing downstream into the Missouri and Mississippi river basins. There's nowhere for the water to go, both are already at or above flood stage.

And this just in: Weather honks are saying we could get up to 5" more of rain tonight.

This situation is going to get much worse before it gets better.

From what I've heard, they are dealing with this by closing the locks on the upper Mississippi and telling barges to get over it. That should buy some time and allow the Cedar River to drain properly.

no way I'd live in Iowa City.

But Cedar Rapids sounded like a better idea?

battery chucka' one wrote:Actually, I live in Cedar Rapids. We're going through all this right now. Serve the City, a local organization of churches, hopped right to the service of the community. I've done a little work each of the past two days and went to a Red Cross seminar this afternoon. Will be working with them help in shelters for the next few days. My wife and I went to Mercy hospital last night for a bit. That was an awesome story as several hundred volunteers showed up to help fight back waters. Flood waters hit the 500 year plain. I thank God I'm in this community. It's awesome how it's responded to this flood. Culver and the senators did a fly over today. FEMA will be here in a few days. I hear that the 380 bridge might be closed down. Hope not. We'll see. Again, I love this town. No place I'd rather live in the world.

If you could remember us in your prayers, it'd be most appreciated. Thanks. Peace.

I've stopped crying over the last several days. You're welcome.

battery chucka' one wrote:Culver and the senators did a fly over today.

Always good to hear about politicians pitching in and doing their part for the relief effort.

_Porter_ wrote:

battery chucka' one wrote:Culver and the senators did a fly over today.

Always good to hear about politicians pitching in and doing their part for the relief effort.

That's how they assess the scale of damage. This information is then passed on to FEMA.

Yeah, I'll bet politicans are REAL good at assessment.


I'll bet Katrina went down something like this:

Bush:look at them ants swimming around down there. I din't know ants could swim. Is that black ant carry a box of beer?

someone smarter: Umm, Mr President, those are people.

Bush: I have a warm place in my heart for the little people, even if they are a bunch of godless thieves.

Good luck Chucka -

I drove to Omaha on Tuesday and there's a lot of lake front property along I-29 now

KC Scott wrote:Good luck Chucka -

I drove to Omaha on Tuesday and there's a lot of lake front property along I-29 now

Thanks much. We're hanging in there. Maybe I'm being egocentric, but are you guys getting punched in the nose, with water, by the Missouri?

Mister Bushice wrote:Yeah, I'll bet politicans are REAL good at assessment.

Okay, I'll bite. Who would you rather assess the damage and then contact FEMA?

battery chucka' one wrote:

KC Scott wrote:Good luck Chucka -

I drove to Omaha on Tuesday and there's a lot of lake front property along I-29 now

Thanks much. We're hanging in there. Maybe I'm being egocentric, but are they getting punched in the nose by the Missouri?

Yea - it's bad. Not floating away like the eastern part, few of the exits closed / impassible.
Since it's all farmland north of St. Joe it all just looks like rice deltas now.

I'm on high ground here E of KC and my sump is running at least twice an hour.
It's been like living in a tropical rain forrest for the last two months.

In 93 the valley beneath us was submerged for a week - they say that can't happen again [rolleyes]

Good luck out there Mang

Okay, I'll bite. Who would you rather assess the damage and then contact FEMA?

How about you bypass the useless politicians and send FEMA flood experts out there right away?

Any fucking idiot with a TV can see its a disaster. Why involve assholes looking for a photo op?

Did you know that Bush did a fly over of the SO cal wild fires last year, and for four hours they had to ground all air traffic while he looked at it?

The grounding Included the fire fighter flying water tankers battling the blaze.

Stupid fucking idiots.

KC Scott wrote:I drove to Omaha on Tuesday and there's a lot of lake front property along I-29 now

Yep, drove to Council Bluffs last Saturday and the rivers Tarkio, Nodaway, and Nishnabotna look close to joining and becoming another Great Lake. It won't take much more rain and then I-29 is going under.

The usual suspects won't like my comments but this kind of flooding is happening so much more often than 100 years because of man's invlovment with the natural movement of bodies of water and the landscape in general. And you don't think a lot of wildlife is hindered by flooding to this degree? Think again. It's sad. Clean it all up and pay for all the damage and hurt all the animals and then we'll see it happen all over again in 10 years. Man needs to just step back and let nature be nature. But as long as money is to be made we'll see the trashing of nature.

Ok I'm off my soapbox. Good luck to all the unfortunate innocent people hurt and inconvenienced by it.

Jsc810 wrote:

Dan Vogel wrote:this kind of flooding is happening so much more often than 100 years because of man's invlovment with the natural movement of bodies of water

Do you think river levees are bad? What about canals? Dams? If we took a helicopter tour over south Louisiana, I could show you many examples of "man's involvement with the natural movement of bodies of water" that allow communities to exist.

And I could also show you how man's involvement with nature has helped nature, a huge example may be found offshore at every one of those oil rigs. An offshore oil rig becomes an artificial reef, a entire new marine ecosystem is created, nature loves it. I prefer to go fishing, but Louisiana is now the world leader when it comes to spearfishing, those guys go diving along the rigs for that. Check it out, first one is an amberjack and the second is a lemonfish:





The point is that man and nature can co-exist peacefully, and that is a nice thing. Have a nice weekend, Dan.

Peaceful my ass!

Sin,
Fish

I'm pretty sure when the term "100 year flood plain" is used, it was never meant as a means to calibrate your calender.

Mvscal, I can't believe you are asking me for a link. Open up a news site or turn on the tv for crying out loud. It's another 100 year flood and it's just been 15 years since the last one. You do the math.

Jsc, man can help the habitat in "isolated" cases and for short term times. But the overall general trend is always that man hurts nature with his involvement and arrogance.

This is a good article I saw today and wanted to share with you.
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Dan Vogel wrote:Mvscal, I can't believe you are asking me for a link. Open up a news site or turn on the tv for crying out loud. It's another 100 year flood and it's just been 15 years since the last one. You do the math.

It's a 100 dog-year flood.

The usual suspects won't like my comments

Actually, Dan, your comments are of great value to our community. As you can see, we have MUCH healing to do. I hope you can forgive me for the way I have acted.

The other day, Kid Nashville logged in and just leveled anyone that happened to be around with some incredibly devastating smack posts. It's really got me wondering just exactly what the goal is around here.

I'm thinking, as long as everyone likes the idea of course, of transitioning this board away from smacking, and towards self-help, exploration, and support. I'd like to think that you'd be willing to take a role in this. We could add a nature appreciation section, and a test board where we add EVERYTHING into the word censor until all of the wrongs have been righted.

I hope to read your positive response soon.

Jsc810 wrote:

Dan Vogel wrote:this kind of flooding is happening so much more often than 100 years because of man's invlovment with the natural movement of bodies of water

Do you think river levees are bad? What about canals? Dams? If we took a helicopter tour over south Louisiana, I could show you many examples of "man's involvement with the natural movement of bodies of water" that allow communities to exist.

I would say "stop being a tard" but I know that you just can't help yourself.

All of the levees and Army Corps involvement are not for a nature/mankind symbiosis. A lot of times its to commercially develop land that is currently a flood plain. Build up a levee in one place, water that would normally settle in a flood plain goes somewhere else. Of course, where the water is displaced is not the problem of the community and commercial developers that benefitted from a new levee.

This shit happens more and more in Missouri.

Mister Bushice wrote:

Okay, I'll bite. Who would you rather assess the damage and then contact FEMA?

How about you bypass the useless politicians and send FEMA flood experts out there right away?

Any fucking idiot with a TV can see its a disaster. Why involve assholes looking for a photo op?

Did you know that Bush did a fly over of the SO cal wild fires last year, and for four hours they had to ground all air traffic while he looked at it?

The grounding Included the fire fighter flying water tankers battling the blaze.

Stupid fucking idiots.

This is a huge pet peeve with me. Worthless dumbfukk politicians find it neccessary ro "survey the damage themselves".

First off, if you wanna survey it, turn on CNN or Foxnews. A politician getting in the way of an emergency situation like this is a fukking criminal act. Trouble is, if they don't do it, their critics will claim they don't care. And the politicians themselves don't have the brains/balls to answer back that they don't want to get in the way.

I say we build some levees out of politician body parts.

smackaholic wrote: Worthless dumbfukk politicians find it neccessary ro "survey the damage themselves".

Yet, Dubya was chastised for not seeing the damage of Nawlins firsthand for quite some time. If he goes and visits quickly, its stupid but people think he cares. If he doesn't visit, he stays out of the way of those actually working yet is perceived to be unsympathetic.

In summary, people are stupid.