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Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:01 pm
by Goober McTuber
JACKSON, Mississippi (AP) -- Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl Thursday morning at a south Mississippi hospital, according to a person close to the Spears family.

The person confirmed the baby's birth to The Associated Press. The person asked not to be identified because the family had not yet announced the baby's birth.

The 17-year-old was the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101," a sitcom about prep school friends, and is the younger sister of pop star Britney Spears. The Spears family announced in December that Jamie Lynn was pregnant. The father is Casey Aldridge, a pipe-layer from Liberty, Mississippi.
Well, no shit.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:03 pm
by Get fucked
Get fucked

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:36 am
by Smackie Chan
Get fucked wrote:Get fucked
Wrong tense.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:19 am
by PSUFAN
Question, Dogslayer - yes, the girl had potential - perhaps not as an engineer or doctor or etc., but...potential, nonetheless. Do you really think that potential is gone now, just because she reprodouched?

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:26 am
by Tom In VA
I think her potential got filled. It will probably get filled again as soon as the stitches are out.

RACK Her for using her fucking potential for what it was made for.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:42 am
by PSUFAN
But surely her potential is intact, right?

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:44 am
by Kid Nashville
Jsc810 wrote:PSUFAN, 17 year old kids should not become parents, regardless of their circumstances. Of course, given her family money, she will have an easier time than the typical 17 year old parents, but I still think it was a mistake for her to do this.
What's wrong w having a kid at 17 and getting your independence back at 35 while you still have some vigor?

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:40 am
by Tom In VA
Since when ? It wasn't all that uncommon in the states - not too long ago and in many other countries and cultures it's still quite prevalent.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:59 am
by BSmack
Jsc810 wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:But surely her potential is intact, right?
No. Her life is forever changed.

She will enjoy the benefits of money and celebrity, but her childhood is gone. 17 is too early to become a parent.
Her childhood was gone a LONG fucking time ago. How long has she been holding down full time employment?

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:23 am
by Tom In VA
I also meant to RACK Goobers catch.

That is funny when you think about it.

In other birfin' news.

!!!!NFW!!!! http://temple3.files.wordpress.com/2007 ... pers-3.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; !!!NFW!!!

Had a baby too. Wow, just wow. She really wasn't saving herself for me. Reality is a bitch. :lol:

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:05 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Mods......
You need something, tubby?

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:33 pm
by titlover
teh first three words of this title would be a killer pron video......

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Mods......
You need something, tubby?

Just watching you jump. :D
I thought you might need a tissue.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:43 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I thought you might need a tissue.
To wipe my ass or tears?
Probably both. With the same tissue. Ass first.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:49 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Jsc810 wrote:17 year old kids should not become parents

Shit, in a messican heritage that is almost too late.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:17 am
by XXXL
Wonder how the family will act when Aunt Britney is around the child.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:15 pm
by MadRussian
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I thought you might need a tissue.
To wipe my ass or tears?
Probably both. With the same tissue. Ass first.
Does shutyomouth know where to send you the rent check for his space in your dome??
You do realize how badly he has established eternal BODE on you, huh? :lol:

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:20 pm
by Goober McTuber
MadRussian wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: To wipe my ass or tears?
Probably both. With the same tissue. Ass first.
Does shutyomouth know where to send you the rent check for his space in your dome??
You do realize how badly he has established eternal BODE on you, huh? :lol:
Tardspray is quite capable of claiming his own bode. He has years and years of practice. I’m sure he appreciates you giving his dick a fresh tongue-bath, though.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:22 pm
by PSUFAN
DAMN!!! We were hoping to get a couple shots of her razor-abused clam onto the internet before she reproduced.

sincerely, Paparazzi

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:55 am
by MadRussian
Just making an observation, as you continually poodle nip his ankles, and you arent even almost funny doing it.
Sorry to get your estrogen levels all out of whack, and create thoughts of dick baths and stuff like that you...
Maybe you are just repressing sexual urges towards him?? Your asshole get wet or something?


Goober McTuber wrote:
Tardspray is quite capable of claiming his own bode. He has years and years of practice. I’m sure he appreciates you giving his dick a fresh tongue-bath, though.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:10 am
by Mister Bushice
Nice to see this thread kept alive.


Not for content, just for title.

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:33 pm
by Goober McTuber
MadRussian wrote:Just making an observation, as you continually poodle nip his ankles, and you arent even almost funny doing it.
Sorry to get your estrogen levels all out of whack, and create thoughts of dick baths and stuff like that you...
Maybe you are just repressing sexual urges towards him?? Your asshole get wet or something?


Goober McTuber wrote:
Tardspray is quite capable of claiming his own bode. He has years and years of practice. I’m sure he appreciates you giving his dick a fresh tongue-bath, though.
Ankle-biter, IKYABWAI, and .net tard says I’m not funny.

Holy shit, what a beatdown. :lol:

Re: Britney's sister squirts one out

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:29 pm
by Goober McTuber
Mad Russian is your troll?