Joke

[Sirfindafold]

After years of research and hard work, the pro at the local golf course finally perfected his dream - a robotic caddie.

The caddie could do everything; Carry your clubs, measure your distance, keep your score, serve beer, etc, etc.

Because of the robotic caddie, business at the club was booming. About the only complaint they had was that the shiny metal of the robot would distract the golfers. The assistant pro decided to remedy this problem by painting all the caddies.

The golf pro showed up to work the next morning. When he drove up he noticed a large group of angry golfers. There were no robotic caddies. He asked his assistant what happened, "Well boss, we decided to paint the shiny caddies so they wouldn't distract the golfers. We painted them black and they decided not to show up for work."

[RumpleForeskin]

This might go well for you if you posted as a 1996 troll.

[Goober McTuber]