T1B

Sudden Sam wrote:toejam

Nasty, nasty condition. Don't bust out any SEC schedules, or the irritation will become worse.

hey chip!!!!!

Sudden Sam wrote:...still poundin' the little lady. I am fuckin' invincible! Torn rotator cuffs, tumor in spine, degenerative disk disease, goin' today to find out if I have damn skin cancer, toejam, boogers, halitosis, arthritis...FUCK 'EM ALL! Nothing can stop me!

'cept maybe that no refills on the viagra prescription.

bbqjones wrote:hey chip!!!!!

Lay off. He's resting.

Happy Birthday Sam!

Rack another birthday Sam---
"we gots to know"---how many revolutions around the sun ??

I'm just the opposite of you and Jsc---went to a dermatologist here when I got a real itchy rash and wanted some alleviation stronger than what I could get at CVS. They ask me if I'm taking any medications---- I tell them only a cod liver oil cap once a day. They ask who is my "primary physician"-- I tell them I don't have one.
"Knock on wood" !

BTW--you back on your bike for a summer PET ??

Sudden Sam wrote:How sad is it to come in here and say, "Hey! It's my birthday."?

Not sad at all. Any day above ground is a good one.

Congrats.

Happy birthday, Sam. You pathetic little attention whore.

Happy Birthday Sam. How often are you "able" to pound the little lady. My old man wants to know.

trev wrote:How often are you "able" to pound the little lady.

Every time the bitch gets out of line. Duh.

Happy Birthday, Sam.

Happy Birthday Sam. I have to ask though ....


Is all this due to diet or genetics ?






Hope you stay invincible. I spent Sunday in "God's Waiting Room" visiting my grandfather, looks like getting old is a real bitch.

Sudden Sam wrote:Goobs, hell, I am an attention whore. Always will be.

Sam,

I meant it in the best possible way. Take care of yourself, sonny.

trev wrote:Happy Birthday Sam. How often are you "able" to pound the little lady. My old man wants to know.

trev is Mrs. Lagos? Who knew?

PSUFAN wrote:

trev wrote:Happy Birthday Sam. How often are you "able" to pound the little lady. My old man wants to know.

trev is Mrs. Lagos? Who knew?

Um, no. I only do studs. You should know that.

Happy b-day Sam. You're about 10 months ahead of me, and your list of aches and pains sounds awfully familiar.

And RACK you wife for letting you loose. If I ever climbed on a bike I'd prolly be divorced within a week. The OL's years as a nurse in a physical rehab center prolly has something to do with that attitude.

Up your life insurance Mikey, I'm sure the wife would actually buy the motorcycle for you.

Sudden Sam wrote: Wolfman, I was hoping to ride the Natchez Trace this summer and document it with a PET. I've been discouraged by folks who have told me the speed limit is 45 the entire way! .

I've driven a good portion of the Natchez trace trail. It's a beautiful scenic ride, but you don't have much choice for your speed limit along many sections because it's one lane each direction for the most part, curvy, with double yellow stripes through a lot of those areas. Then you'll always get some 54 year old asshole going 39 MPH in front of you that you can't pass. You know how old people are. :twisted:

I would wait until the fall, though. The heat index is lower, the traffic is less, and the colors are awesome.

Happy Birthday fiddy-something. :)

I'm a big big fan of the Jsc's Deathbed. Been rooting for him for years. My friend lived next door the the troll owner's aunts neighbor's friend, so I really have a strong connection to him.

trev wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:

trev wrote:Happy Birthday Sam. How often are you "able" to pound the little lady. My old man wants to know.

trev is Mrs. Lagos? Who knew?

Um, no. I only do studs. You should know that.

Ok, I'll bite, since no one else could bring themselves to.

Why should he know that you only DO studs? What haven't you been telling us, trev?

How many studs have you done, how often, and I suppose most importantly from your standpoint, how BIG are these studs?

Have you been filling up PUS's in-box with lusty PM's desiring a threesome, or God forbid (willing), double penetrations? Do you consider PUS a stud, and do the skidmarks count for bonus points in your estimation?

Yes, I know that's a whole lot of questions, but much like your old man, T1B wants to know.

Dude...she's seen my ass. Nothing there that a baby wipe can't take care of.

You...? You're built like a fucking coat hanger. She wants her anatomy penetrated, not dental-flossed, Mr. 2 Dimensions.

Maybe she can look past all of that, though...I'm sure she finds your IKYABWAI downright fucking alluring.

War Wagon wrote:how BIG are these studs?

Hoo boy. Somebody got a sig.

Wow. Who knew what'd get Wags all hot and bothered?

Careful, fellas. Ceiling Wags is watching you.

War Wagon wrote: how BIG are these studs?

Another meatgazer?

KidWagsville?

:shudder:

trev has been pleasuring herself with a 2 x 6?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Careful, fellas. Ceiling Wags is watching you.

Good idea. Long as you don't care about the theft.

:)

Ceiling Wags?!?!?

PSUFAN wrote:She wants her anatomy penetrated...

Let's allow trev to speak for herself, unless you're privy to some additional information.

I'm sure she finds your IKYABWAI downright fucking alluring.

ouch with the trite euphemisms. Musta' struck a nerve.

Mister Bushice wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Careful, fellas. Ceiling Wags is watching you.

Good idea. Long as you don't care about the theft.

:)

DAMMIT! I couldn't find the pic, myself. Good get.

You mean that exists somewhere?

I just made that one. :)

*low wave*

Happy Birthday, Sam!

Ever think of riding out west?

War Wagon wrote:T1B wants to know.

I pick and choose those who want to know. Most of T1B already knows.

Now, this is a Sam birthday thread, let's not tard it up.

trev wrote: I pick and choose those who want to know. Most of T1B already knows.

You picked and chose that I'd want to know? Woah, I musta' just entered The Matrix.

Well then Trinity, since this is all predetermined and stuff, no harm in spilling the juicy details to those outside the neural net you've cast. Who's the lucky Neo?

War Wagon wrote:

trev wrote: I pick and choose those who want to know. Most of T1B already knows.

You picked and chose that I'd want to know? Woah, I musta' just entered The Matrix.

Well then Trinity, since this is all predetermined and stuff, no harm in spilling the juicy details to those outside the neural net you've cast. Who's the lucky Neo?

Good God, Whitey, you're fucking desperate.

Shaddup Goobs, I wasn't talking to you.

War Wagon wrote:Shaddup Goobs, I wasn't talking to you.

Oh, so at least you're not gay.

Not "desperate" either. How you arrived at that conclusion is puzzling. I'm just razzing trev, not trying to have cyber sex with her.

Jeebus, some of you guys are being over protective. trev can take care of herself.

So kindly fuck off.

Dinsdale wrote:I'm a big big fan of the Jsc's Deathbed.

How could you not be... it's a win, win.

A guy with a fondness for homo's, and a lawyer that looks at a decapitated kid's head as a way for someone to make some money.

Dinsdale wrote:Been rooting for him for years.

Odds are..... so has Jsc.

War Wagon wrote:Not "desperate" either. How you arrived at that conclusion is puzzling.

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good work, beat me to it.