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Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:29 am
by Mister Bushice
I dream of rope
Around toddowens neck
I awake to sticky sheets
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:08 am
by smackaholic
Mister Bushice wrote:I dream of rope
Around toddowens neck
I awake to sticky sheets
Last I checked 5-7-5 was the rule.
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:37 am
by Qbert
fuck a bunch of you
you do not really know me
get a life fuck heads
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:13 am
by Mister Bushice
smackaholic wrote:Mister Bushice wrote:I dream of rope
Around toddowens neck
I awake to sticky sheets
Last I checked 5-7-5 was the rule.
What? You mean like the "write a haiku
about a movie" rule no one paid attention to?
Rules? We don't need no stinking rules, so I wrote a fucku instead.
Like this one:
mvscal wrote:I wish my mother -5
Was a five year old girl = 6
Oedo-pedo fuck - 5
--Tarddowen - 3
I don't think I like this school.
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:23 pm
by smackaholic
bushice is gifted
in the art of counting high
NOT, sin reggie white
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:22 pm
by Biggie
You are Mister Pink
Why do I have to be Pink?
Cuz you are faggot
______________________
Whoops I shot Marv
Better call Winston Wolf fast
Don't snort heroin
______________________
Beep bop Boop beep Beep
Here comes Darth fucking Vader
LoganFan is dork
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Snow White has nice tits
Seven dwarves fill all her holes
Including her ears
_________________
I need shoes, manny
I got fucking shoes, manny
I need some socks too
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:46 am
by LTS TRN 2
Summer City Sex--
Gals sad, stressed, scared and stupid...
Where are jokes? Skip it!
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:42 am
by Louis Cyphre
Hopping on one leg
The Black Knight always triumphs
It's just a flesh wound
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:50 pm
by poptart
Norv's oozing pock mark
Gnarly as my mornin’ dump
Shaped like my third eye
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At the Burger King
Midget sportin' camel toe
'BODE says my diet
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Mom's house in Fresneck
'Tard be on the message board
Twelve step Superman
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Rollercoaster boy
Hat floatin' like a b'fly
Head stung like a bee
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Head 'nog at Piled High
Change flows like triple cherries
BSmack fluff and rim
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:32 pm
by Cuda
i will rack biggie
bbq thinks he's stupid
he brings the funny
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:39 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Sorry I'm late, all
hand cramp...
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:42 pm
by Goober McTuber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Sorry I'm late, all
hand cramp...
That doesn't look like 5-7-5.
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:44 pm
by Goober McTuber
Fat Paul and Screwball
Hanging from my hairy ass
Like dingleberries.
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:46 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
That doesn't look like 5-7-5.
Tell me you're joking.
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:47 pm
by Goober McTuber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That doesn't look like 5-7-5.
Tell me you're joking.
You catch on really quick.
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:56 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You catch on really quick.
Nice save.
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:27 pm
by Biggie
You do drugs, Danny?
Havencamp wears green to hide
Cannonball coming
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:47 pm
by Smackie Chan
Did you get memo?
Need you to work Saturday
Don't take my stapler
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Mongo like candy
Welcome to our new...n|gger
Oh, it's twue, it's twue!
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Co-pilot is tall
I fought in Nacho Grande
Don't call me Shirley
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:04 pm
by smackaholic
ET is his name
from a far away planet
about zyclone's height
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:49 pm
by Smackie Chan
What we have here is
Failure to communicate
Boil me up some eggs
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:18 am
by .m2
Dumpster Muffin gone,
Your odor has left, FOOTBALL
Smell is in the air!
Unwashed hippy girl.
So many dreams unfullfilled,
Hot water and soap.
Screaming on your perch,
Your 15 minutes of fame
Are over, GOT BAIL?
Poo and urine tossed,
Treesitters war will be lost,
What time is kick-off?
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:19 am
by Q, West Coast Style
Chief Brody says you're
Gonna need a bigger boat
Quint didn't listen
Dead N!gger storage
The path of the righteous man
Who is Zed Zed's dead
Fuck the boys back home
Fuck Teamsters Fuck Las Vegas
Holes in the desert
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:51 am
by bbqjones
one million dollars
to fuck your wife doggystyle
suck my balls redford
Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:08 am
by Shine
Canoe trip is nice
Rednecks arrive trip goes bad
Ouch my anus hurts