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Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:15 pm
by indyfrisco
Why do you keep bunting foul balls with two strikes?

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:41 pm
by PSUFAN
Where does the devil enter into all of this.
Hopefully he's in your ear right now, silkenly advising your self-administered Final Comeuppance. That might be an angel, though...

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:54 pm
by Diogenes


























Huh?

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:49 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Ham doesn't post here. Try elsewhere.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:49 pm
by DiT
Todd,it's never too late for a coat hanger..

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:59 pm
by PSUFAN
Yes, it's good to see d.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:42 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Concur wholeheartedly, it is good to see a dIt posting, if only as a drive by.

Read less d. Post more.

Jay

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:26 am
by DiT
Greetings and slututations mi hermanos!
I'll try to make the drive-by tard slappings a little more often;)

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:38 am
by War Wagon
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Concur wholeheartedly, it is good to see a dIt posting, if only as a drive by.

Read less d. Post more.

Jay
And you have the temerity to accuse Coods of suckling Biggies ballsack?

Right, well I guess we know now who's scrotum you inhale.

Hey DiT... who the fuck are you again? I've not ever seen much from you to be impressed with... I guess that's why absence makes the heart grow fonder. Milk it like JCT.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:24 pm
by DiT
War Wagon wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Concur wholeheartedly, it is good to see a dIt posting, if only as a drive by.

Read less d. Post more.

Jay
And you have the temerity to accuse Coods of suckling Biggies ballsack?

Right, well I guess we know now who's scrotum you inhale.

Hey DiT... who the fuck are you again? I've not ever seen much from you to be impressed with... I guess that's why absence makes the heart grow fonder. Milk it like JCT.
well that's a relief.
the day I'm here to impress tonsil boxing fucktards like yourself will be the day I use the coathanger on myself.

toodles:)

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:52 pm
by War Wagon
tonsil boxing
that's a new one.

I'm impressed. :wink:

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:17 pm
by Diogenes
This thread is so inspirational...

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:08 pm
by Loganfan
Diogenes wrote:This thread is so inspirational...

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

Have you won this Suck off thing yet?

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:50 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
War Wagon wrote:And you have the temerity to accuse Coods of suckling Biggies ballsack?

Right, well I guess we know now who's scrotum you inhale.
And right on cue, just like the ankle-nipping chihuahua he is. Hey Wiggles, tell me, how exactly does one transform the phrase "Concur wholeheartedly, it is good to see a dIt posting, if only as a drive by." into some sort of deviant act?

Got something on your mind sport? Having fantasies about Coods and Biggie?

Hey pal, just 'cause your daughter is gender confused, don't project that garbage here. And if you aren't familiar with DiT, then you're much more of a newbie tard than I ever thought. That Suckoff Ring is in sight now, so go for the Brass, you ass.

grrrr, rassin'frassin' edits

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:01 pm
by Diogenes
Loganfan wrote:
Diogenes wrote:This thread is so inspirational...

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

Have you won this Suck off thing yet?
It's early. I'm still pacing myself.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:05 pm
by Loganfan
Diogenes wrote:
Loganfan wrote:
Diogenes wrote:This thread is so inspirational...

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

Have you won this Suck off thing yet?
It's early. I'm still pacing myself.
That's damn good thinking....I don't know how Spray can just suck day after day after day without it wearing on him more than it does.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:35 pm
by War Wagon
Posted: 14 Jul 2008 01:50 pm

grrrr, rassin'frassin' edits

Last edited by 'tard in Phoenix on 14 Jul 2008 02:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Jeebus TiP, you had to edit that... 34 minutes later? I didn't see what it was in particular you thought needed to be improved upon, but based on the dribblings you left, a full on delete would've have been a more suitable action.

As for DiT, he may be a legend in your mind, but it's quite apparent it doesn't take much to reach that lofty status based on the bell grading curve you aspire to be right in the middle of.

Keep working at it, but for gosh sakes, engage brain before bashing submit in the future. There's this little "preview" thingy where you can proof-read your own posts. Might save you from an embarassing edit in the future.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:00 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
War Whiner wrote:Jeebus TiP, you had to edit that... 34 minutes later?
Had to Whitey? Nah, just wanted to. And since I already razzed myself for said edit, your little redundancy was well....redundant.
I didn't see what it was in particular you thought needed to be improved upon,
Because there was nothing to it. But please, carry on with your stupid self...
but based on the dribblings you left, a full on delete would've have been a more suitable action.
Ooooh, looky there, Wiggles made a funny. Well, sort of.

Okay, not at all.
As for DiT, he may be a legend in your mind, but it's quite apparent it doesn't take much to reach that lofty status based on the bell grading curve you aspire to be right in the middle of.
Hey, I'll let DiT speak for himself if he sees fit. And he isn't a legend, any more or less than anybody else claim other posters to be.

Nor am I. Long-time posters, we may be, but legends? There aren't any legends.















Or are there? Guess it depends on who you ask.

Get rid of the angst Whitey, you'll feel better.

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:42 pm
by War Wagon
Jay in Phoenix wrote:There aren't any legends.

Or are there?
No, there aren't, leastwise when it comes to posting on message boards. Some contribute more than others. I try to take the tact that I'm not any better or worse than the next guy who figured out how to bang submit... 8,000 times.

Of course, opinions vary and i could be wrong, but in the end, it's all vanity. I'll say this for you Jay... you don't back down and try to avoid the oh so common and droll stereotypical "smack" replies (sorta'), and for that you've earned some brownie points.

Peace!

Now go stifle yourself. :mrgreen:

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:08 am
by DiT
Image

Wags,you've got it that bad...

Re: Mam...Where's the ham?

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:48 am
by Mister Bushice
s'what happens when you have a daughter for a son...