Who's 40 or Older in Here?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:24 pm

41 over here. 42 is coming far too quickly.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:30 pm

ya......always nice to have Sammy and Spray and wolfman around to make 40 seem not so old.....

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:31 pm

I've got 2.5 years before I join yinz.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:43 pm

When I was 42 I was the junior high track coach at school and was running daily 10K's. Now I'm happy to get on a football field on a Friday night at my Umpire position and keep from getting run over.
I've been on this orb for 69 revolutions around the sun. 15 more at my current state of health would be cool.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:46 pm

In.

BTW 42 is actually pretty cool. You can do a chick half your age and buy her a drink afterwards.

47 in December.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:48 pm

47 next month.....uuuugh

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:51 pm

fifty something

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:58 pm

40-something. Unfortunately, the something is 15.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:48 pm

Approaching 43

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:59 pm

46 and counting the sand passing thru the hourglass.

Getting old/being old may suck, but it beats the alternative.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:00 pm

Born in '60

Nineteen60, fucknuts.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:02 pm

I'm sorry, but when I first walked in here, I thought I was at a Shriner's convention.

30, bitches.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:03 pm

approaching 42 in 4 months.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:16 pm

I thought just about everyone here was the wrong side of 40 these days.

41, going on 25.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:37 pm

Just turned 50 in June.

10 years of that spent with you knuckleheads.

Ah life, ain't it grand.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:52 pm

Y2K wrote:47 next month.....uuuugh

With you on that. :x

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:56 pm

Are kevnic and Y2Koresh actually joined at the hip..or just in a coital lock?

BTW - thanks for sparing us Kev's tranny pics from the motel 6, Y2K...

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:57 pm

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:09 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Just turned 50 in June.

10 years of that spent with you knuckleheads.

Ah life, ain't it grand.

A lot's changed since the days of Smack Chat. Been 11 years this month since I first logged into that cyber cesspool. Was I really only 30 years old?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:20 pm

BSmack wrote:A lot's changed since the days of Smack Chat. Been 11 years this month since I first logged into that cyber cesspool. Was I really only 30 years old?

True 'dat B.

RJ · Post by RJ » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:27 pm

This thread wrote:Welcome to God's waiting room

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:29 pm

RJ wrote:
This thread wrote:Welcome to God's waiting room

Apparently God's not gonna wait for you, 'cause the preacher man says AIDS is God's way of punishing homosexuals.

RJ · Post by RJ » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:36 pm

This Thread wrote:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:46 pm

Aren't you 30-ish these days RJ?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Sin,
All The 40-Somethings

Some sincere advice -- don't blink... you'll miss your thirties.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Some sincere advice -- don't blink... you'll miss your thirties.

In RJ's case, if he blinks, he gets an eyeful of semen.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:23 pm

RJ wrote:
This Thread wrote:

MgoBlueLightSpecial is their Fountain of Youth!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:27 pm

RJ - racking up the age Karma BIG time.

Let us know how that whole "Fuck no, I'm still only 29" concept works for ya.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:37 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Wonder how many years SmackChat took off JR's life?

If poor messageboarding takes years off your life, then it shouldn't be too long before we see AP's face on a Smucker's Jar.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:35 pm

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Some sincere advice -- don't blink... you'll miss your thirties.
In RJ's case, if he blinks, he gets an eyeful of semen.

Speaking from experience? :wink:

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:31 pm

Double nickels going on 17....

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:23 pm

44....no less, no more.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:33 am

half way to 90.

fukk me.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:07 am

Jerkovich wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Some sincere advice -- don't blink... you'll miss your thirties.
In RJ's case, if he blinks, he gets an eyeful of semen.
Speaking from experience? :wink:

Good God, KCKevnic, you still suck.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:12 am

43. 44 in November.

I look 30, act 20, feel like 60, must be 40. Or a few years older.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:15 am

Wait till you get arthritis.

Been going on 170 since I was 42.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:36 am

R-Jack wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Let us know how that whole "Fuck no, I'm still only 29" concept works for ya.
Maybe when I hit 40 (6.5 years away) folks will think I look that old.

Maybe.

Yeah but you don't spend your time busting on others for being older, as if it's a choice we all have.

raidumb james is right around your age but busts on older dudes like he's immune to it.

He should take Dinsdales advice ---- don't blink... you'll miss your thirties.

I have no idea where THAT fucking decade went.

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:39 am

I didn't realize there were so many 40 or even 50 somethings that post here. I'm still barely hanging on to my 30s.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:25 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Good God, KCKevnic, you still suck.

God is not good. He made a little faggot called Hy Colonlick.

Keep hanging on to the hate, tubby.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:52 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Yeah but you don't spend your time busting on others for being older, as if it's a choice we all have.

You kidding? I get enough "old man" smack from my 26 year old wife.
My wife's ten years younger than me, but I act half her age. She's waaaaay too responsible and serious about shit.

Damn! Rack the T1B cradle robbers.

sin

Another guy with a wife 10 years younger then him.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:05 pm

In by 2 months.