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ok, seeing all the current living HOF'ers standing on the field at their respective positions didn't suck.

Sheryl Crow doing the National Anthem did not suck either.

Let the NL beatdown begin.

And while all the veneration of the House that Ruth built is all well and good, stuff a sock in it Joe Buck. It's a baseball stadium, not the fucking Vatican.

Kinda' hard to believe it's the first time the All Star game has ever been held in the Bronx, though.

George Steinbrenner isn't looking so well, btw. If I were a sick fuck and participated in death pools, he'd be tops on the list.

ben sheets complete game shutout. around 12 ks.

ryan braun hits 1 hr 2dbls and ends up with 8 rbi.

cory hart gets a single and scores 2 runs.

the rest of the players suck ass

Toddowen wrote: The game will never see a better All-Star moment than that.

No argument here. Pete Rose played the game with a ferocious passion and tenacity you seldom see these days.

4,000 fucking hits and not in the Hall? You have to be kidding me. I don't care if he raped Mother Theresa, dude should be there.

^^^
Word.

And rack Carlin's comparison of baseball vs. football.

War Wagon wrote:Kinda' hard to believe it's the first time the All Star game has ever been held in the Bronx, though.

It would be hard to believe if it were true.

sin,

ASG 1977, 1960 & 1939

doh!

Heard or read that somewhere.

Of course, I didn't believe it. :doh:

What an ultra maroon.

Why, hello there pillow biter. Thanks for gracing this thread with the scent of a woman... sniff... um, could you like, go wash your pussy?

Thanks.

A "pillow biter" is what you call a faggot, a queer, a gay man.


Next you're gonna tell me to make like a tree, and go.


Now fuck off.........Braun's at bat.

Ana Ng wrote:A "pillow biter" is what you call a faggot, a queer, a gay man.

No, sweet cheeks. I don't relate to fags. A pillow biter is a sassy bitch who regales in showing off her ass. Kinda' like a female cat in heat, tossing her pherenomes this way and that.

Don't hate me for having a good sense of smell.

My friend's sister has a birthmark on her leg that looks exactly like Mackey Sasser.

Tie ballgame after 7. Rack JD Drew for the equalizer.

The AL's not going to let the pillow biting NL up off the mat so easily.

After 12 years of utter domination, you'd think they'd get lucky once in awhile.

War Wagon wrote:.......sassy bitch who regales in showing off her ass. Kinda' like a female cat in heat, tossing her pherenomes this way and that.

What's odd is........you're the ONLY one here who's expressed that impression?

I think you need to wrestle your own demons there, Bundy.

After you're done wrestling your baby cock to my posts, of course.

Astro players responsible for 2 of the 3 runs tonight.


Rack it.

Ana Ng wrote: What's odd is........you're the ONLY one here who's expressed that impression?

Don't flatter yourself.

Sorry, honey... but you're nothing more than a message board tramp. Like a typical woman, you bring nothing more than tits and ass to the table. You've never posted one substansive take of any measure. In fact, your contributions seem to consist mainly of "how do you like my ankle bracelet, Boyz"?

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with ankle bracelets.

So Whitey, why do you consistently go panting after her every time she shows up, you hen-pecked little tard?

He's been my sweet faggot since my first day here.


I just checked.

Not fat.



How's you?

I missed the first 6 innings.


Did anyone interview A-Rod yet?

Ana Ng wrote:Did anyone interview A-Rod yet?

A grape popsicle?

RACK the Ginger!

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:So Whitey, why do you consistently go panting after her every time she shows up, you hen-pecked little tard?

She started the nipping.

I'm pretty sure that if the two of you decide to gang up on her, she'll make you both look silly. Again.

if the ball beats you to the bag and the throw was handled cleanly, the umps will always call you out. Doesn't matter if the tag was made or not.

This is a truism from T-ball all the way to the majors, and I have zero problem with that.

Goober McTuber wrote: I'm pretty sure that if the two of you decide to gang up on her, she'll make you both look silly. Again.

Do fuck off, you sanctimonious, ass grabbing cunt. Maybe the two of you can 69 each other. One cunt deserves another, afterall.

The AL debinitly has better asses then the NL.


Just an observation.

Ana Ng wrote:The AL debinitly has better asses then the NL.


Just an observation.

Good criteria.

Personally I feel if they don't have scantily clad cheerleaders, it's not a real sport.


So another 197 games to go? I'll make sure not to notice.

Papa Willie wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: I'm pretty sure that if the two of you decide to gang up on her, she'll make you both look silly. Again.

Do fuck off, you sanctimonious, ass grabbing cunt. Maybe the two of you can 69 each other. One cunt deserves another, afterall.

Goobie is trying to impress somebody. Just who it is remains a mystery.

Looks like I made you both jump.

Got home just in time to see Cook get out of that jam in the 10th. That was clutch.

I'm sure glad that Kazmir pitched. I got fucking sick of listening to Buck and McCarver talk about how Francona wouldn't put him in because he had pitched on Sunday and he didn't want to piss off the Rays' management. The dumbfucks must have mentioned that at least four times per inning. It's like they couldn't think of anything else to say. If a player isn't going to be ready and able to play in the game he shouldn't be in the dugout. I guess Kazmir said he could have gone another inning.

Clearly MgoBlueLightSpecial is a fan of the American League!

Sudden Sam wrote: Poor Uggla. Geez, what a night. 3 errors and 3 Ks. Whew. Tough to live with that.

Not to mention that in his other at bat he ground into a double play. He personally left 6 men on base. Plus, he gets stuck with a name like "Uggla".

Uggla didn't have a chance- the old MgoBlueLightSpecial karma was working against him

Cuda seems to be a little jealous of Mgo.

Cuda wrote:Clearly MgoBlueLightSpecial is a fan of the American League!

And well he should be, after the AL extended the string of dominance to 11-0-1 over the past 12 years.

Seriously, that game was played with as much intensity as any you'll ever see, and the reason that the MLB All-Star game is worth watching as compared to the ass grabbing exhibitions the other leagues put forth.

Mikey wrote:Cuda seems to be a little jealous of Mgo.

Why who wouldn't be?

You are too, even if you won't admit it

Cuda wrote:

Mikey wrote:Cuda seems to be a little jealous of Mgo.

Why who wouldn't be?

You are too, even if you won't admit it

He certainly seems to be building a lot of cred lately.

But your green-eyed monster is really mocking the meat it feeds on.

Mikey wrote:
He certainly seems to be building a lot of cred lately.

m0D buttons will do that- kind of like what a ferrari does for a 60 year-old bald guy cruising for college girls

Diogenes wrote:Who gives a fying fuck?

Bring on preseason NFL.

Only a sissy-drink imbibing faggot like yourself would even gear up for meaningless preseason nfl. The only thing more irrelevant and boring than another go-round with Dan Vogel's puckered wife.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Diogenes wrote:Who gives a fying fuck?

Bring on preseason NFL.

...meaningless preseason nfl. The only thing more irrelevant and boring...

...would be regular season baseball?

Thanks for sharing. Bitch.