T1B

These round 1 standings will run until 7/22/08.

American League

Suckalicious Division

War Wagon .279
Toddowen .271
Derron .268
Mad Russian .266

Sucktastic Division

BSmack .270
Revlimiter .250
The Big Pickle .240
Wolfman .234

Scrotum Sucking Division

Adelpiero .298
Bobby42 .290
Papa Willie .254
Sirfindafold .236

National League

Suckaholic Division

Jerkovich .299
smackaholic .293
Neely8 .285
ADAM .284

Sucksational Division

Kid Nashville .306
Moving Sale .279
Cuda .180
LTS TRN 2 .173

Suckulent Division

XXXL .306
.m2 .262
Diogenes .252
LoganFan .220

last updated: 7/16/08 9:47 AM EST
last updated: 7/17/08 10:36 AM EST

Some comments from The Deciders:

War Wagon has really stepped it up. He's posting some laugh out loud material right now.

Kid Gashville is approaching the .300 mark through sheer absence. Clearly, this is his best effort since the Smackoff.

Sirfindafold has failed to deliver with his familiar level of suck, yet he's still looking up from the cellar. That really speaks to his proficiency at the trade.

last updated: 7/18/08 12:37 PM EST
last updated: 7/21/08 3:49 PM EST
lats updated: 7/22/08 12:50 PM EST

Behold, the round 2 standings. Those with the highest batting averages from round one in each division have been eliminated from the Suck-Off. Kudos to all of you, as either you have brought forth quality material, or you haven't been around at all to drop any significant amount of suckage. Your collective efforts and distinct absences have been valuable to the board.

Here are the round 2 standings. These standings will run until Saturday.

Enjoy.

American League

Suckalicious Division

Toddowen .280
Derron .278
Mad Russian .270

Sucktastic Division

Revlimiter .260
The Big Pickle .232
Wolfman .230

Scrotum Sucking Division

Bobby42 .284
Papa Willie .267
Sirfindafold .238

National League

Suckaholic Division

smackaholic .292
Neely8 .288
ADAM .288

Sucksational Division

Moving Sale .287
Cuda .195
LTS TRN 2 .174

Suckulent Division

.m2 .268
Diogenes .244
LoganFan .235

last updated: 7/25/08 11:05 AM EST
last updated: 7/26/08 12:36 PM EST

One more poster from each division has been eliminated. Things are getting tight. Enter: Round 3.

These standings will run until Wednesday.

American League

Suckalicious Division

Derron .278
Mad Russian .270

Sucktastic Division

The Big Pickle .232
Wolfman .230

Scrotum Sucking Division

Papa Willie .267
Sirfindafold .238

National League

Suckaholic Division

Neely8 .288
ADAM .288

Sucksational Division

Cuda .195
LTS TRN 2 .174

Suckulent Division

Diogenes .244
LoganFan .235

Well, folks, it has come down to these remaining participants. Who we have left are the division winners, and a wildcard from each league. These standings will run through Sunday.

italics = wildcard

American League

Suckalicious Division

Mad Russian .274

Sucktastic Division

Wolfman .232
The Big Pickle .229

Scrotum Sucking Division

Sirfindafold .240

National League

Suckaholic Division

ADAM .290

Sucksational Division

Cuda .200
LTS TRN 2 .179

Suckulent Division

LoganFan .285

last updated: 8/1/08 1:35 PM EST

We're down to the final four. The "winners" of each league will advance to the finals for the ultimate prize: BANNING.


American League

Sirfindafold .220
The Big Pickle .198

National League

Cuda .214
LTS TRN 2 .197

last updated: 8/8/08 10:57 AM EST
last updated: 8/10/08 8:38 AM EST
last updated: 8/11/08 12:35 PM EST