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http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08202/89 ... lstate.xml" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

highlights:
-bitch shows up at a hospital with a sick baby. They find out it isn't hers. She says she bought it from another bitch for 1K.
-Police search her place, and find a decomposing body...with a big hole sliced into her abdomen. Uh, yeah.
-They look at her record...in 1990, she stabbed some other bitch and tried to steal her baby.
-After that 1990 stabbing, the next day, she stole a baby from a hospital, and was caught. She pled guilty eventually to agg. assault.

If I didn't know better, between the matchbook babysitting and the ripping babies ex utero, I might be tempted to claim that Pittsburgh's a good place to raise a family.

Oh yeah - the want-to-be mom is married to a dude who's in jail awaiting charges for raping a child. The bitch met the pregnant woman in the jail waiting room (where she was visiting her own law-abiding father-to-be), drove her home, and got busy stealing the baby out of her body.

You know, this one takes the cake.

That's fuckin' sick. Somebody should wipe the whole city of P-burgh off the map and just start over again.

That's pretty tough to beat, but if successful, this plot would've come close.

What is it with bitches wanting a baby so badly they'll concoct elaborate, murderous plans to try and get one? It's like a freaking epidemic anymore.

Meanwhile, you've got other bitches having abortions like it was no more serious than getting a wart removed.

Sick fucking world we live in.

War Wagon wrote:What is it with bitches wanting a baby so badly they'll concoct elaborate, murderous plans to try and get one? It's like a freaking epidemic anymore.

Meanwhile, you've got other bitches having abortions like it was no more serious than getting a wart removed.

Maybe the women getting abortions feel it's preferable to having the baby adopted by one of these murderous bitches.

On a lighter current events note:

http://www.katu.com/home/video/25652879 ... eo=pop&t=a" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


I'm suprised the fuckers didn't start clubbing each other with their bikes... wait, they only do that to cagers.

Goober McTuber wrote: Maybe the women getting abortions feel it's preferable to having the baby adopted by one of these murderous bitches.

Adoption standards are just a bit more stringent than that.

War Wagon wrote: Meanwhile, you've got other bitches having abortions like it was no more serious than getting a wart removed.

I'll bet your against stem cell research too

I'll have to check with Hannity first...

Honestly, I'm not informed enough about stem cell research to even comment.

Perhaps you are? Does it make clinical murder of babies a wash?

War Wagon wrote:
Honestly, I'm not informed enough about stem cell research to even comment.

Props - Admiting you don't know enough to comment is rackworthy here

Does it make clinical murder of babies a wash?

Ahh......... but there's the EC brainwashing coming right in behind your momentary rise above the sea of mindless conformity.

The Church will tell you Stem Cells are Bad beacuse every sperm is sacred - every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed in your neighborhood.

They're needed to fill the ever dwindling collection plates of those who propogate imaginary friends.

I lurve drawing Scotty into a discussion where he doesn't purposely misspell words just for the effect. That Blue Springs High education wasn't wasted.

Ahh......... but there's the EC brainwashing coming right in behind your momentary rise above the sea of mindless conformity.

I'm railing against the law of the land. How's that conforming?

The Church will tell you Stem Cells are Bad beacuse every sperm is sacred - every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed.

They're needed to fill the ever dwindling collection plates of those who propogate imaginary friends.

Bullshit.

I care not what any church preaches. But it's pretty self evident that life is sacred, and as such, shouldn't have Supreme Court justices deciding who may live or die by judicial fiat.

This is not all that complicated, but I love how dumbfuck libs tie their toungues in hypocritical knots over this issue.

The article doesn't quite paint the whole picture of Brown. Someone took a peek at Brown's name in the county court records & posted on one of the paper's "Soundoff"s that Brown has been in court 80 times as a defendant. Real upstanding citizen.

War Wagon wrote: But it's pretty self evident that life is sacred, and as such, shouldn't have Supreme Court justices deciding who may live or die by judicial fiat.

Under what possible qualification are you deeming yourself worthy to decide what constitutes life?

Sorry, but if that's the case your guilty of genocide starting from age 12 as you and and your cohorts righty and lefty left a trail of would be corpses across your NASCAR bedspread, double-wide shag carpeting and Chief jammies.

And the only fiat you'd ever recognize is a poorly made Italian sports car

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08204/89 ... lstate.xml" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Just drop her with a lead slug in the brain, NOW.

You can't make this stuff up. Not even the worst Lifetime movie is this poorly written.

trev wrote:You can't make this stuff up. Not even the worst Lifetime movie is this poorly written.

No, they're more poorly written. And acted. And produced. And directed. If this was a lifetime movie the women would be rich, Caucasian, spoiled, plotting, contriving bitches. The plot would move slower than tar running uphill and the ending would be convoluted and confusing.

In real life, perps like these sit in trailers surrounded by garbage and dirty laundry. They decide what they want and the moment an opportunity arrives they start slicing people open. That would make a more interesting movie but Lifetime's viewership would not enjoy watching a movie like that one. Why? Hits too close to home, perhaps.