The Waffle Chapel?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:16 am

Damn, these Georgians redefine white trash. I'm guessing the vows were rather syrupy.

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/main.a ... ionID=&S=1

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:54 am

White trash?

C'mon Smackie, you're jealous.

The result was what a NASCAR tailgate might be like if Hank Jr. himself stopped by with all his rowdy friends: Loud and proud - country music, storytelling and plenty of Dale Earnhardt paraphernalia - and not an iota of pretentiousness.

Bless this happy couple.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:15 am

War Wagon wrote:C'mon Smackie, you're jealous.

You got me. I'm green with envy.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:52 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:C'mon Smackie, you're jealous.
You got me. I'm green with envy.

Come on down, dude. I can shows you a few more like that. :D

I'm sure you could.

Eat a box of Twinkies, shithead.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:37 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
I'm sure you could.

Eat a box of Twinkies, shithead.
People like you normally get killed.

I was thinkin' more along the lines of people like Diego getting hitched at:

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:21 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:The judge is a friend of mine. To this day, I'm concerned that I'm actually married to him rather than to my lady 'cause I looked at him the entire time. I recited all the vows to him...not to my wife. Should I be concerned?

If you have to use the drapes to wipe shit off your dick after tappin' wifey's "pussy," then yeah, you should be concerned.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:27 pm

The slide show was the best part, with the bride sucking on heaters and the cans tied to their car included a Keystone Light. That’s a Rumplewife in the making.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:03 pm

Voodoo Doughnut and Wedding Chapel has been marrying couples since February 2003

We are glad to provide legal wedding services for couples seeking the everlasting committment & Voodoo Pomp that Voodoo Doughnut can provide.

Legal Wedding Ceremony
(Includes doughnuts & coffee for 10.)
$175

Place is about the size of a walk-in closet.

You can take Swahili lessons there, too.

Best after-bar eats ever.

They even make one for Pikkkle --

And one for JSC -- The Pepto Bismol and Nyquil doughnut (for realz).

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:06 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Place is about the size of a walk-in closet.

I think it's safe to say that I didn't get married there.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:07 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Place is about the size of a walk-in closet.

I think it's safe to say that I didn't get married there.

But it's entirely possible they catered the reception.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:53 pm

Rumps, when I imagine your wedding, I see it as relatively commonplace...apart from the "speak now or forever hold your peace" sequence, when the objection raised came from the floor joists.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:09 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Rumps, when I imagine your wedding, I see it as relatively commonplace...apart from the "speak now or forever hold your peace" sequence, when the objection raised came from the floor joists.

You forgot to mention that the official photographer had to rush back to his studio to pick up a 6mm fisheye lens.

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