Joke

[Mikey]

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

[ChargerMike]

uh, I don't get it :doh:

[Mikey]

Dude, you should be rolling on the floor.
This is one of the oldest jokes around.

Here's one that's even older:

Something which has never occurred since time immemorial;
a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.



Do you at least get that one?

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[Diogenes]

You suck at this.

Even more than you do at everything else.

[Mikey]

And you obviously excel at ankle-biting.

[Bobby42]

Dio, Mikey. Cut it out. I'm going for the garden hose.