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Hello.

Consider yourselves lucky for being in the e-presence of the almighty Deciders. We've stepped in to finish this thing, once and for all. Today marks the return of our first day back from a week-long vacation, where we sipped Mai Tais on luxuriant beach front property on the gorgeous coasts of Tahiti. There, however, we still monitored the on-goings of this message board via Blackberry and other handheld devices; and the cesspit of suck here that has taken place in conjunction. We feel we have aptly nailed down the final two contestants - The Big Pickle and LTS TRN 2.

In brief -- Who are The Deciders, you ask? We like to keep a low profile. Suffice it to say we're a hand-picked cadre of the internet's most elite, most profound, and most perceptive. We're a wealthy group of independent contractors with innumerable trades to boast; however in this particular undertaking, we strive for the betterment of a message board, as requested by the owners/administrators of this site. And we don't come cheap. If any of you are interested in our services, break me off a pm. We run the gamut from playing e-judges, to juries, to actually registering nicks and running tards. You've heard of 9:07? We wrap it up by 8:07, and that's a money-back guarantee. Oh, and we also do a little catering on the side.

But enough of that. We'd like to get right to it. For the finals we have wiped the slate clean. Both participants will start at a batting average of .200. At the end of the week, the winning loser with the lowest average will be announced. And that is precisely when...

the BANNING will take place. The internet beheading, if you will. We will put on an entertaining spectacle full of last wishes and words for the ill-fated finalist.

So without further ado, I bring to you the Suck-Off Finals!

The Big Pickle .200
LTS TRN 2 .200

Can't we just ban both?

Bannings blow. We have The Pickle Jar for Namnalk. Why not just create a TuReeN for Nicky? I get the quest for quality - addition by subtraction, if you will. But there's also something to be said for quantity, which is also lacking 'round these parts. Every board needs its bitches. Without 'em, smack grows stale.

This is a bad idea.

I agree and disagree Smackie.

Boards do indeed need their 'tards. And bannings can be effed up. Can be.

Not in this case. LTS Frisco ins't all that far removed from Risa. I can take 'em or leave 'em. The only real point against either of them is that spam is spam.

However, as far as Pikkkle goes? Dude should have gotten banned from day one.

Off that shit fukkkin' troll.

Smackie,

the admins have been extremely reluctant to ban folks...but we didn't hire The Deciders to sit around and twaddle their twats. We must take their recommendations seriously, and give their directions a lot of credence.

Oh - and they have asked for cheek swabs from everyone. Is that ok?

They can swab my ass cheek if they want. I'll refrain from wiping for a week first so they get a good reading.

Suffice to say, fuck off you pathetic wannabes.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Suffice to say, fuck off you pathetic wannabes.

-surge-

Ban half the board.

Weed wack all the 'tards and let's get on with the future.

we're a hand-picked cadre of the internet's most elite,

So that makes you what? Only KINDA fat and instead of living in your mom's basement you live in your buddies 1 bedroom apartment???

Looks like a tie.

The Big Pickle .194
LTS TRN 2 .189

R-Jack wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:Bannings blow. We have The Pickle Jar for Namnalk. Why not just create a TuReeN for Nicky?

There lies the problem Smackie. If someone is so worthless that a seperate forum for their pathetic tripe is needed, then what the fuck is the point keeping them around in the first place?

First, let me make a change to my suggested forum name. It should be the LaTRiNe2. That being said, despite the fact that he basically submits multiple posts to repeatedly say the same thing - "I hate Jews and Republicans, and so should you" - he does elicit responses (I'm not sure why, but he does). Pickle is just someone to laugh at. His well-known message is clear and has been stated so many times that it no longer has any shock value, and is just something for all to laugh at now.

I say keep 'em both.

The Deciders wrote:Hello.
the almighty Deciders.

Smackie Chan wrote: This is a bad idea.

I don't hate to say I told you so, and I told you so

Bring back Annie!!!!!!

Papa Willie wrote:

Jay in Phoenix wrote: LTS Frisco ins't all that far removed from Risa.

Dude. He's not nearly that bad. I'd forgotten how fucking awful she was until they let her back in a few months ago.

Good fukkin' GOD.

You missed the point 'Spray. LTS isn't that far removed from Risa, from a pure spam perspective. I agree he isn't nearly as awful, and every so often, Nick opens up a discussion, albeit a warped one. Like I said, I can take a LTS post or leave it.

However, to Smackie's contention of Pikkkle being just something to laugh at...

Smackie, would you think of kiddie porn pics as humorous?

I know, I know...racism and kiddie porn aren't the same thing.

Each are pretty damn offensive though, and not in any remotely humorous way.

But hey, it's your playground. If you want to wade around in Pikkkle shit, that's your business.

Nick makes me laugh quite a bit, actually.

mvscal wrote:

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Each are pretty damn offensive though, and not in any remotely humorous way.

Racism is very humorous to everyone except racists.

I don't disagree.

Point of fact mv, almost every time you play the card, I've laughed. There's a way to be clever about it. There's a way to say things between the lines that makes it ironic.

Humour along the racial divide is ripe for conversation and thought.

Screaming in bold, large letters, "Dig N..ger die!", over and over like a retarded parakeet...not so much.

Smackie Chan wrote:I say keep 'em both.

On behalf of The Deciders, we'd like to let out a hearty...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

See, we get paid straight cash for our opinions... and you think we're interested in yours? On what grounds? Listen son, we've been monitoring message boards BEFORE there were message boards. I've still got some old AIM chat logs lying around somewhere in which I was first commissioned to "take out the trash." My very first paycheck came from my work in the Fresno - SinglesLooking4Love chat room. So don't even fucking bring that weak shit in here, because you WILL get served.

Now...hold on. I thought that Smackie was one of The Deciders? Oh well.

To me, Babs was always CSmith/et al.

Babs = run

Just to make sure I have my troll family tree spreadsheet right...


Wasn't Nicky the guy who admitted to making out with a dude in college way back when?


And yeah -- Babs rooted for all things Michigan State... Nicky roots for all things University of Dumbfuck.

Dinsdale wrote:Wasn't Nicky the guy who admitted to making out with a dude in college way back when?

No, that was Guy Fawkes. Who apparently fawked guys.

I thought Nicky was Guy reincarnated?

mvscal wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:To me, Babs was always CSmith/et al.

Babs = run

I thought he was back as Screw Michigan?

Ouch.


One-punch KO.

mvscal wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:To me, Babs was always CSmith/et al.

Babs = run

I thought he was back as Screw Michigan?

No, but the nickname probably perfectly describes what Babs is endeavoring to accomplish.

He is a fan of all things Seed.

Actually, I suspect Babs genuinely was a female, along with being a long-time Board Bitch.

The Deciders mean fucking business around here. This ain't playground games, folks. And here I thought I had some pull around here...I don't even have access to The Deciding Forum anymore.

TRotS

The Big Pickle .192
LTS TRN 2 .190

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The Big Pickle .193
LTS TRN 2 .192

Rack Poptart with the "Mal triplet." Death smack ruled.

Look, you fucking morons, get this and let it grow in your brain.

"babs" is the Rove Monkey known as "mscval"--period. Any other idiots to whom you would refer in this regard are irrelevent. You are irrelevent, but that's another thread.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Look, you fucking morons, get this and let it grow in your brain.

"babs" is the Rove Monkey known as "mscval"--period. Any other idiots to whom you would refer in this regard are irrelevent. You are irrelevent, but that's another thread.

If you're going to be outing folks, start at home, biotch.

Did someone say Armegeddon?

poptart wrote:

Rack pops.

i'll even go so far as to rack the deciders for running this shithole into the ground.

didn't happen any too soon

This is better than the Olympics.

poptart wrote:

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