T1B

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:31 am**

And who would you like to meet?

I've ogled Hooters waitresses with 88, made fun of ASU fans with L45B, and had drinks with Seer and Lax in SoCal. I ran into DMX at a bar here in Tempe a few years back. He came up to me out of the blue and asked me if I was M-Dub/MtadCUf based solely on the fact that I was wearing a Colorado jersey in Tempe. Are we really that rare???

Almost connected with KC last year before the CU/NU game, but it didn't quite happen. Thanksgiving tends to be a tricky time to coordinate meetings with random internet strangers.

Then there are the guys I knew even before this board. He doesn't post here anymore (not sure if he still lurks or not), but I've known AZhusker for close to 15 years now. And shocking as it may seem, battery chucka one is actually a pretty good friend of mine (at least when I can pry him away from bible study). Met him in Lincoln back in the mid-90s, several years before I stumbled across this rag-tag group of CFB misfits.

Guys I'd like to hoist a beer or six with at some point: PSUFAN, M Club, Froz, Stoops, Mgo, Sam, Frisco, Lefty, Meds and of course Aggie Gal (assuming I could even pry my eyes away from her heaving bosoms long enough to take a drink).

I'm sure I left out a few of the old-school regulars, and I apologize if you feel slighted, but honestly, as much as we love to give each other shit, I'd probably enjoy the company of just about any of the guys who post here. If I ran into m2 or SoCalTrjn at a bar somewhere, I'm sure they'd turn out to be pretty cool guys when all is said and done.

So who have you met and who would you like to meet? I still like the idea of a massive Troll™ stop at some point in the future. I think Lefty suggested an Army/Navy game as a potential destination a while back. Might be a good call...

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:46 am**

And who would you like to meet?

No one

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:03 am**

i want to hang out with screw_michigan sometime this year just so when he says "michigan sucks" i can nod my head and agree. i'll be in dc this weekend chasing my old africa girlfriend around.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:23 pm**

4 AM "I love you guys" posts will never get old.

As for meeting up with folks, met skull in Dallas once. That's it for me. The Chief was my friend before he posted here so I really don't count that since I introduced him to the board.

I'm not big on meeting up with people on the internet, but it is more and more becoming commonplace. If this were some random chatroom I would tell everyone to get fukked if they wanted to get together.

However, as has been stated, some of us have been posting about CFB with each other for 10+ years. That being said, I wouldn't mind hanging out with bradhuskers, SEC Ballsucking Homer, Cicercrown25, Roger_the_Meltdown or OStUd. Break out the Coors Lite. It's Friday Night!

Seriously though, I think the guys who are probably a lot like me outside of this forum are 88 and Lefty (Go WASPS!). Pretty much anyone here, if randomly met in a bar, I would shoot the shit with. Not gonna list everyone's name.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:27 pm**

M Club wrote:i want to hang out with screw_michigan sometime this year just so when he says "michigan sucks" i can nod my head and agree. i'll be in dc this weekend chasing my old africa girlfriend around.

I live in Southwest and there are a lot of "african" types down here, so you might see me walking M St. SW or hanging out at the ballpark. I also hang out at the Ugly Mug on Barracks Row. There is a Michigan bar somewhere in the Hill, but I've yet to find it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:11 pm**

I've hung out with a number of fine folks on this board:

88
M Club
Peter Dragon
blindref
Killian

I'd hoist a few with any mofo in here. Lefty has orchestrated some meet-ups that I wish I hadn't missed. 88 has orchestrated a few meetups that I bet he wishes I missed.

BTW - I have always been careful not to drink and drive. Recently I took it to the next level and eliminated alcohol altogether. Call me a quitter, but damn, it feels pretty good, all told.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:39 pm**

Quitter.

You'll be back.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:42 pm**

I have had a couple of drinks with a number of you guys. Prolly leaving some of you out, but certainly not on purpose.

Skull
Mo
Shine (multiple times)
Killian
M Club
Blind Ref
Harv
Shaz
L45B

Much like PSU I would have a drink with any of you guys. I am also ready to put together another Army v Navy trip anytime. I will handle all the tickets and the tailgate, it will be up to you guys to get away for the weekend.

Props PSU on the not drinking and driving. Skull and Mo know how seriously I take it. I think they were pretty shocked that my cab fare one way was more than our tab for the whole night.

88, Indy, Lax, PSU, Mike, Terry, Frozen, hell are all high on my list to hoist one up and talk sports with, but making a list sucks cause I know I am leaving people off. Like I said I would have a drink with any of you bastards and prolly pick up the check too.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:44 pm**

Left Seater wrote:and prolly pick up the check too.

Well shit, you don't have to ask me twice.

-JON

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:46 pm**

not drinking and driving. Skull and Mo know how seriously I take it.

...Not more seriously than it deserves, I'm utterly certain of that.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:17 pm**

PSUFAN wrote: Recently I took it to the next level and eliminated alcohol altogether.

Okay, so what coping mechanisms ARE you employing?

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:29 pm**

Recently I took it to the next level and eliminated alcohol altogether.

There are plenty of suitable non-alcoholic options to choose from -- Bud Light, MGD, Busch Light, etc., just to name a few.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:34 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Left Seater wrote:and prolly pick up the check too.
Well shit, you don't have to ask me twice.

-JON

NOBODY buys anything for me. Drives people nuts, but any time someone offers me a beer I refuse to let them pay for it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:57 pm**

TheJON wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Left Seater wrote:and prolly pick up the check too.
Well shit, you don't have to ask me twice.

-JON
NOBODY buys anything for me. Drives people nuts, but any time someone offers me a beer I refuse to let them pay for it.

Maybe all that Jon bashing in here was pre-mature....

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:00 pm**

The Seer wrote:
TheJON wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Well shit, you don't have to ask me twice.

-JON
NOBODY buys anything for me. Drives people nuts, but any time someone offers me a beer I refuse to let them pay for it.

Maybe all that Jon bashing in here was pre-mature....

Nope. He’s still an idiot.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:26 pm**

OUskull and one of my employees posted here for a short while about two years but lost interest. Can't even remember what his screen name was. Probably not anyone that you would remember though. OUskull took great care of us. Should have fucked the tan girl at the bar who offered!!! Fucking fidelity was idiocy on my part...

Orc and I keep threatening to do so when he is down here but our schedules never sync up. First time he came down and I knew about it my ex was 9 months pregnant and waiting to pop. The time after was while I was sick still and didn't have the energy to do shit. Last time he came was when we found out my father was ill so was tied up handling that. Hopefully next time he comes down we can work something out.

Edit: Who I'd like to meet...
Orc
Lefty
Indy
Mo
KC
PSU
Radio (Need to holler at him about the Spurs games in OKC cause I and a friend are talking about going out there and pissing OKC off if he gets back from Iraq in time for an OKC home game against them... ROAD TRIP!)
Sudden Sam
Papa Willie
Cicero

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:28 pm**

The Seer wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: Recently I took it to the next level and eliminated alcohol altogether.
Okay, so what coping mechanisms ARE you employing?

This would not have been possible during 2003, when PSU went 3-9.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:57 pm**

Nope. He’s still an idiot.

Perhaps, Goober, but I'll ALWAYS have SCOREBOARD on a piece of crap like you.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:00 pm**

TheJON wrote:
Nope. He’s still an idiot.
Perhaps, Goober, but I'll ALWAYS have SCOREBOARD on a piece of crap like you.

Link?

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:04 pm**

TheJON wrote:
Nope. He’s still an idiot.
Perhaps, Goober

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:33 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
TheJON wrote:
Nope. He’s still an idiot.
Perhaps, Goober, but I'll ALWAYS have SCOREBOARD on a piece of crap like you.
Link?

Would you like me to post your 6 million childish posts that never once have had anything related to a sports take in them????? Dude, internet trash talkers have scoreboard on nobody. Just sayin'.....

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:29 pm**

Maybe we can start a little "board clique" consisting of the handful of people who haven't got liquored with MClub.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:26 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Maybe we can start a little "board clique" consisting of the handful of people who haven't got liquored with MClub.

eh? my roll call:

blind - lived a good four feet from each other, not to mention his family always had a tailgate going on just outside the stadium [white chili!]

88 - has good people karma. met him in person at the one game lloyd beat tressel [timing, eh]

psu - ditto

peter dragon - ditto

killian - showed up for elbel football

lefty - met for a lager while i was in phila for a couple days

mgo - flashed him a paul pierce on the way out of boring company par-tay my college employer was having at his college employer's.

shaz - was in houston for an overnight layover, so we got a beer.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:32 pm**

I was mostly just trying to tee up a softball for the Petrus troll.

WAR -- the Space Room

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:34 pm**

TheJON wrote:Would you like me to post your 6 million childish posts that never once have had anything related to a sports take in them????? Dude, internet trash talkers have scoreboard on nobody. Just sayin'.....

I might post intelligent takes if I’m dealing with someone intelligent. I understand how you’ve yet to experience this scenario. It's much more fun to poke you with a sharp stick and watch you melt.

I met Jay Hanks once in Las Vegas, but I don't think he made it to this board.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:35 pm**

oh, gotcha. i dig the space room. i found someone's phone in the road this weekend and when he phoned about getting it back he said he was at the space room. normally i'd make the fucker come get it himself, i can't be inconvenienced, but the space room...

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:53 pm**

I was really longing for the Space Room saturday.

But I had a conundrum, sort of.

I was with my current slumpbuster-of-too-long/heiress (few things can increase a slumpbuster's tenure, really) saturday evening. The Game had started, and the radio obviously wasn't going to cut it. I was Up Nof', in NoPo, on the Peninsula, In The Ghetto.

I had to come up with a solution, and quickly.

Talked her into going to the first bar we saw, a lovely joint called the Wishing Well, right in the heart of St. Johns. I was a little worried when the bartender was wearing a Beavers shirt, but I watched him pour my beer carefully, so he couldn't drop any loogies in it.

All went fairly swimmingly, and I even resisted the temptation to purchase some of whatever it was the hoodrats were selling when they went into the bathroom in pairs with all of the lowlifes walking in off Lombard.

Can't wait until Slumpbuster either moves on (not likely, since I'm such a motherfucking charmer), or moves out of North Portland. I enjoy making fun of the crackheads and tweekers, rather than walking amongst them.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:53 pm**

OUMO and I go way back about 20 yrs.

Met OUskull at an OU game about 5 yrs ago..only briefly (i'm assuming he was chasing ass , he was moving quick

)

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:22 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:I was really longing for the Space Room saturday.

But I had a conundrum, sort of.

I was with my current slumpbuster-of-too-long/heiress (few things can increase a slumpbuster's tenure, really) saturday evening. The Game had started, and the radio obviously wasn't going to cut it. I was Up Nof', in NoPo, on the Peninsula, In The Ghetto.

I had to come up with a solution, and quickly.

Talked her into going to the first bar we saw, a lovely joint called the Wishing Well, right in the heart of St. Johns. I was a little worried when the bartender was wearing a Beavers shirt, but I watched him pour my beer carefully, so he couldn't drop any loogies in it.

All went fairly swimmingly, and I even resisted the temptation to purchase some of whatever it was the hoodrats were selling when they went into the bathroom in pairs with all of the lowlifes walking in off Lombard.

Can't wait until Slumpbuster either moves on (not likely, since I'm such a motherfucking charmer), or moves out of North Portland. I enjoy making fun of the crackheads and tweekers, rather than walking amongst them.

With a rating tweak here or there this coulda been the beginning of a G-Pete slice....

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:43 am**

I might post intelligent takes if I’m dealing with someone intelligent. I understand how you’ve yet to experience this scenario. It's much more fun to poke you with a sharp stick and watch you melt.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now this is fucking funny!! You post something intelligent?? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dude, you haven't got the capacity in your small nut sized brain to do that. But your delusional mind is quite comical. Funny stuff man. Seriously, Goober, keep telling yourself that and I bet one day you'll actually believe it. I've read your garbage posts for over a year now and not one single post you've ever made would be suited for anything other than bathroom stall material. Doesn't matter who you respond to, so don't even use responding to me as an excuse. Your shit is lame, unfunny, uncreative, and downright unintelligent REGARDLESS of who you're speaking to. So shut the fuck up. Douche.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:56 am**

i remember once long ago when jon said he had the best grammar of anyone on the board.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:00 am**

I thought it was spelling? Maybe I'm wrong.

Are you saying I don't speak well English!??

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:48 am**

e wrote: jhawk and i still get together every great once in a while

ugh, this question has to be asked... 3some with LK Pick, much?

Sorry e, had to do it. How do you live with yourself, hanging with a Jhawk fan, that is.

Guys I've met.

KC Scott
Truman
Orc

Guys I'd want to meet.

Goobs
PUS
King Crimson
The entire OU contingent, specifically skull and froz... honorable mention OUMO, who I haven't seen post in awhile.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:32 am**

M Club wrote:i remember once long ago when jon said he had the best grammar of anyone on the board.

I'm sure she's a sweet old lady, but he was probably enjoying warm memories of how thorough she was at bath time.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:11 am**

War Wagon wrote:
Guys I'd want to meet.

Goobs

All seriousness aside, Wags, I'd hoist a few with you any day. As long as I don't have to drink what you're drinking.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:06 am**

Never met anyone from this board in person, although there are a few I'd like to hang with.

Friend-of-a-friend story: I lived in the same dorm in college with the future brother-in-law of someone who used to post on these boards.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:54 pm**

I've hung with:

88
Peter Dragon
mclub
Blind Ref
PSU
Lefty

There are a few people on this board who I would like to sit down with and shoot the shit. Actually, I'd like to drink beers with most you fucks.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:03 pm**

i never make any lists...

I have hoisted brews with Brave Fan

will hopefully be tailgating with Meds day of USC v tOSU...

if not I will find him and eat off their plates Brad Huskers style...I know Harv travels to charlotte (or used to) not sure if he still does...but might have to hoist a brew with him sometime...

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:15 pm**

I've met everyone that M Club has met:

M Club: Drank, played football...etc

88 - Made him sing the fight song.

psu - Watched him puke at Leopolds

peter dragon - He has a hot wife.

killian - Don't know why haven't hung out more

lefty -Lefty got me so drunk I fucked a fat chick that night

shaz - I was there for that for beer.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:27 pm**

BlindRef wrote:lefty -Lefty got me so drunk I fucked a fat chick that night

Makes neither you nor him a bad person.

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