Paging Chuck

[Mister Bushice]

Mr. Darwin? You have been paged. Please pick up the white courtesy phone in the Karma Library.

Rev. Jesse Jackson hospitalized for stomach pains

By DON BABWIN, Associated Press Writer Thu Sep 4, 11:56 PM ET

CHICAGO - The Rev. Jesse Jackson was hospitalized and undergoing tests Thursday after complaining of severe stomach pains.

Jackson told The Associated Press that he entered Northwestern Memorial Hospital on Wednesday after falling ill earlier in the week. He was said to be resting comfortably Thursday evening.

Doctors told him he has viral gastroenteritis but were conducting more tests. The 66-year-old civil rights leader said he wasn't sure when he would be released.

Jackson was doing voter registration work in Georgia earlier this week when he began to feel ill. His symptoms causes him to come home earlier than expected.

He said the work was very tiring and that doctors told him he may have become dehydrated.

According to the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, gastroenteritis is an inflammation of the stomach and small and large intestines. It isn't considered serious for most people.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080905/ap_ ... spitalized

[poptart]

According to the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, gastroenteritis is an inflammation of the stomach and small and large intestines. It isn't considered serious for most people.

Jesse Jackson is a pussy.

Who knew?

[smackaholic]

Was there any mention of jesse eating a fried chicken tunafish sammich that sat out overnight?

I doubt it.

So, can somebody help me the CD reference?

[Mikey]

Must have been eating sushi.

Sin,

[Mister Bushice]

Was there any mention of jesse eating a fried chicken tunafish sammich that sat out overnight?

I doubt it.

So, can somebody help me the CD reference?

Sure.

It's CD's job to weed out the useless members of society, using any means possible, preferably with as stupid a reason as can be.

A chicken bone stuck in the windpipe might have taken out The Rev, or perhaps another day of holding in his farts and he could have had an intestinal wall blow out and shit himself on the inside.

I'm really not too picky on the method, but seeing the dirtbag check out via something rather stupid like a tummy ache is right up CD's alley.

Swing and a miss this time, though.

[Moving Sale]

Mr. Darwin? The Rev. Jesse Jackson...

He has 5 kids and 2 Grandkids.

He took a blowtorch and some pliers to Chuck a long time ago.

[Moving Sale]

3-0 is a W in my book.

Chuck clearly is not getting off the canvas in this case.

[Moving Sale]

Have you stopped being a vapid twat?

[Mister Bushice]

Mr. Darwin? The Rev. Jesse Jackson...

He has 5 kids and 2 Grandkids.

He took a blowtorch and some pliers to Chuck a long time ago.

Yeah, and he's 66. He could father 5 more and live to be 90.

It is never too late.