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mvscal wrote:

Truly Gay

You were saying?

Wow---I thought 2714 was loser status. At least I'm at "Warning Level 1", whatever that means. Must be double secret probation is next ??

mvscal wrote:Don Rickles is not amused at your feeble offerings.

Is he flattered by your homoerotic infatuation?

As far as 'a show of hands', by all means poll the masses.

I still don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.

mvscal wrote: Anybody?

If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Cut him a break.

Martyred wrote:

mvscal wrote: Anybody?

If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Orange vodka and Mountain Dew.

Good stuff.

mvscal wrote:

Martyred wrote:If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Maybe you're right. That plan worked out great for AP after all.

We all stumble and fall. It is a measure of our humanity to be able to forgive minor transgressions in others and instead, see the potential that they hold.

Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?
Diogenes 5495

Congrats on logging 8 more bold posts since starting this thread less than an hour ago.

Ya' know, you might not be so bad if you'd lose that retardedly annoying habit of bolding every fucking word you type. Of course, we've covered this ground before, and your reasoning was "to help me find my posts when scrolling a thread" which was and is even more retarded than the bolding.

I probably speak for most when I say that if I see the last post in a thread was by Diogenes, I rarely click on it. I might be desperate for entertainment, but I'm not that desperate.

mvscal wrote:Anybody?

MgoBlue-Lightspecial 7250
Cicero 7631
Goober McTuber 8011
Bizzarofelice 8133
War Wagon 8888
Mikey 9082
Shoalzie 9127
Mister Bushice 9220
PSUFAN 13887
BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18547

I think I'm detecting a trend here...

Diogenes wrote: I think I'm detecting a trend here...

Yeah, the people who post the most, have the most posts.

Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

War Wagon wrote:

Diogenes wrote: I think I'm detecting a trend here...

Yeah, the people who post the most, have the most posts.

You're really not very good dealing with subtlety, are you?

That's okay, I'm laughing at you pinheads, not with you.

War Wagon wrote:

Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?
Diogenes 5495

Congrats on logging 8 more bold posts since starting this thread less than an hour ago.

Ya' know, you might not be so bad if you'd lose that retardedly annoying habit of bolding every fucking word you type. Of course, we've covered this ground before, and your reasoning was "to help me find my posts when scrolling a thread" which was and is even more retarded than the bolding.

Shhhh, Whitey. The boldface makes it easier to scroll by.

Martyred wrote:

mvscal wrote:

Martyred wrote:If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Maybe you're right. That plan worked out great for AP after all.

We all stumble and fall. It is a measure of our humanity to be able to forgive minor transgressions in others and instead, see the potential that they hold.

Oh fuck!

Death to those who whimper and cry...

What am I at again?

Assuming an average of 2 minutes work for each, that's way to much of a short life to throw away at this shitole.

smackaholic wrote:Assuming an average of 2 minutes work for each, that's way to much of a short life to throw away at this shitole.

So go wash and wax your Hyundai instead, maybe vacuum out the interior... that should take about 8 minutes, and then what're you gonna' do?

Cockaholic, you didn't really just run get a life smack in an absurd introspective moment, did you?

smackaholic wrote:What am I at again?

Still embarassingly high...

• KC Scott 3980
  King Crimson 4066
  Adelpiero 4172
  Atomic Punk 4305
  Smackaholic 4321
  Felix 4425
  Believe the Heupel4537
  Martyred 4673
  Diogenes 5509
  Terry in Crapchester 5723
  Tom In VA 5869
  poptart 6361
  DrDetroit 6646
  RadioFan 6798
  IndyFrisco 6990
  Cuda 7216
  MgoBlue-LightSpecial 7253
  Cicero 7631
  Goober McTuber 8011
  Bizzarofelice 8133
  War Wagon 8897
  Mikey 9084
  Shoalzie 9128
  Mister Bushice 9221
  PSUFAN 13887
  BSmack 17772
  Dinsdale 18512
  mvscal 18552

You're welcome.

Mister Bushice wrote: Shhhh, Whitey. The boldface makes it easier to scroll by.

Yeah, but how about we really fuck up his world and ALL start posting in bold?

How long before the circuits start to short on his parapalegic mouth blown wheelchair? He'll be like a dog wandering around trying to find his own shit and frustrated that he can't.

Don't mind me.

I'm just logging in to see my post total and assess my level of life havingness.

http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html

Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?

If you want one that really jumps out . . .

DrDetroit 6646

Might not seem like much at first glance. But keep in mind that dude has been banned going on three years now. Imagine where that total would be if he had never been banned.

Just checking my post count.

I pride myself in the fact that I have nothing profound to post in this busted thread.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?

If you want one that really jumps out . . .

DrDetroit 6646

Might not seem like much at first glance. But keep in mind that dude has been banned going on three years now. Imagine where that total would be if he had never been banned.

He'd be right up there with the triumvirate of suck...

BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18552

Who gets banned from a message board?

Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?

Republicans who post too much.

Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?

Spammers, idiots, racists and winners of the Suck-Off. In regards to the latter, Dio got jobbed.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?

Spammers, idiots...

The fact that you're still posting puts the lie to this.

Diogenes wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?

Republicans who post too much.

Yeah, this board has such a pro-Democratic bias . . .

Diogenes wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?

If you want one that really jumps out . . .

DrDetroit 6646

Might not seem like much at first glance. But keep in mind that dude has been banned going on three years now. Imagine where that total would be if he had never been banned.

He'd be right up there with the triumvirate of suck...

BSmack 17772
Dinsdale 18512
mvscal 18552

Consider this . . .

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/member ... file&u=170

DrDetroit joined 1/15/05. His last post was 11/11/05. Assuming he was banned same day

1/15/05 -- 11/11/05 = 291 days.

6646/291 = 22.84 post/day (approximate)

1/15/05 -- today (9/10/08) = 1,326 days.

22.84 posts/day x 1,326 days = 30,284 posts (approximate).

Assuming that he had never been banned, and continued to post at the same rate he did prior to his banning, he would have left them far in the dust. Of course, some of them, most notably BSmack, probably would have a few more posts as responses to his drivel.

Jsc810 wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Diogenes wrote:What the hell is wrong with some of you fuckers?

If you want one that really jumps out . . .

DrDetroit 6646

Might not seem like much at first glance. But keep in mind that dude has been banned going on three years now. Imagine where that total would be if he had never been banned.

What did DrDetroit do that got him banned?

I talked to PSUFAN about that shortly after they banned him. IIRC, it involved him injecting politics into the CFB forum to a greater level than was tolerated.

Yeah, some of us do that from time to time, but most manage to keep something of a lid on it, or at least do so in only the most generic of terms.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Diogenes wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:Who gets banned from a message board?

Republicans who post too much.

Yeah, this board has such a pro-Democratic bias . . .

I prefer to think of it as a target-rich zone.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:What did DrDetroit do that got him banned?

I talked to PSUFAN about that shortly after they banned him. IIRC, it involved him injecting politics into the CFB forum to a greater level than was tolerated.

More like he didn't know when to STFU.

Diogenes wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Diogenes wrote:Republicans who post too much.

Yeah, this board has such a pro-Democratic bias . . .

I prefer to think of it as a target-rich zone.

Too bad you're shooting blanks.

Diogenes wrote:

Martyred wrote:

mvscal wrote: Anybody?

If posting here helps him stay away from the bottle, I'm all for helping a guy out, even Dio.

Orange vodka and Mountain Dew.

Good stuff.

Jiminy Fucking Hendrix - sweet tooth much? Do you have a problem with alcohol...or sugar?

PSUFAN wrote:

Diogenes wrote:Orange vodka and Mountain Dew.

Good stuff.

Jiminy Fucking Hendrix - sweet tooth much? Do you have a problem with alcohol...or sugar?

As long as I have plenty of each, there is no problem.

I talked to PSUFAN about that shortly after they banned him. IIRC, it involved him injecting politics into the CFB forum to a greater level than was tolerated.

Tip o' the iceberg, me lads.

BTW, DrD hasn't been banned for some time now.

wheeew, missed that bullet.

Diogenes wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:What did DrDetroit do that got him banned?

I talked to PSUFAN about that shortly after they banned him. IIRC, it involved him injecting politics into the CFB forum to a greater level than was tolerated.

More like he didn't know when to STFU.

If that was the case you would have been banned a lot time ago.

Diogenes wrote:

smackaholic wrote:What am I at again?

Still embarassingly high...

• KC Scott 3980
  King Crimson 4066
  Adelpiero 4172
  Atomic Punk 4305
  Smackaholic 4321
  Felix 4425
  Believe the Heupel4537
  Martyred 4673
  Diogenes 5509
  Terry in Crapchester 5723
  Tom In VA 5869
  poptart 6361
  DrDetroit 6646
  RadioFan 6798
  IndyFrisco 6990
  Cuda 7216
  MgoBlue-LightSpecial 7253
  Cicero 7631
  Goober McTuber 8011
  Bizzarofelice 8133
  War Wagon 8897
  Mikey 9084
  Shoalzie 9128
  Mister Bushice 9221
  PSUFAN 13887
  BSmack 17772
  Dinsdale 18512
  mvscal 18552

You're welcome.

Cool. I cracked the top 25 and I have slighly less of a life than AP.

Shoot me, please.