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3-0 Iowa in the third.

Chizik got those undermatched Cyclones playing some D. and Jake Christiansonb sucks out loud, too.

but, he's probably got hot nipples.

Tied now

Mr T wrote:Tied now

Not anymore.

That game made date rape look like a honeymoon.

stuckinia wrote:That game made date rape look like a honeymoon.

I could give a fuck. In this series. A win is a win. We always play like shit against the Clones. The only thing I cared about was scoring more points than I-State. Other than that......who gives a fuck? I've seen us play far shittier against I-State and go on to have a very good season, so I'll take it.

The South side of the field was a freakin' river. I hate running on the field especially after getting a win over a shitty team, but I did today just because I wanted to see for myself just how nasty it was. Something is wrong with the drainage. I know it rained a lot, but it shouldn't be that bad.

TheJON wrote:The South side of the field was a freakin' river. I hate running on the field especially after getting a win over a shitty team, but I did today just because I wanted to see for myself just how nasty it was. Something is wrong with the drainage. I know it rained a lot, but it shouldn't be that bad.

It has been raining "a lot" since the snow melted in February. This area is so fucking over-saturated that every drop of rain fucks everything. Check out the creeks outside of Iowa City. Plus, there have been at least 2 to 3 inches of rain in the past couple days.

Back to the game, I thought this was supposed to be Stanzi's coming out. He was horrible. The Cyclowns QB wasn't much better though, nice interception in the endzone. Great goal line play-calling and special teams Iowa State.

stuckinia wrote:

TheJON wrote:The South side of the field was a freakin' river. I hate running on the field especially after getting a win over a shitty team, but I did today just because I wanted to see for myself just how nasty it was. Something is wrong with the drainage. I know it rained a lot, but it shouldn't be that bad.

It has been raining "a lot" since the snow melted in February. This area is so fucking over-saturated that every drop of rain fucks everything. Check out the creeks outside of Iowa City. Plus, there have been at least 2 to 3 inches of rain in the past couple days.

Back to the game, I thought this was supposed to be Stanzi's coming out. He was horrible. The Cyclowns QB wasn't much better though, nice interception in the endzone. Great goal line play-calling and special teams Iowa State.

This was a tough spot for Ricky. He has very little playing experience. First big game, just seemed to get a little excited. It happens with inexperienced QB's all the time. That first half we missed on so many opportunites. WR's were open downfield all day. Was very frustrating to watch. Then some dumb penalties.

I didn't think ISU's play calling was bad inside the red zone, they just couldn't execute. They can't run the football at all. If you can't run the football, it's tough to score in the red zone. Maybe I would have mixed in a QB draw once or twice down there, but I'm not sure that would have worked. Iowa's LB's are very athletic and the D-line is too. Iowa simply made plays inside the red zone on defense.

Iowa has a lot of work to be done. This was far from a perfect effort. But we at least nutted up and pulled it out in the 4th quarter. Shonn Greene would have run for 200 against that D if not for the turf being so wet. I don't know how many carries he went down without being tackled. ISU's D simply could not bring him down. Only the wet turf brought him down.

IOWA is garbage

What a shit team

Adelpiero wrote:IOWA is garbage

What a shit team

Good take. You have no basis for that, but good take anyways. It must be our top-notch defense you think sucks. Or perhaps our all-world RB Shonn Greene. Possible it's our excellent punt returner Andy Brodell that is "shit". Good take as always.

TheJON wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:IOWA is garbage

What a shit team

Good take. You have no basis for that, but good take anyways. It must be our top-notch defense you think sucks. Or perhaps our all-world RB Shonn Greene. Possible it's our excellent punt returner Andy Brodell that is "shit". Good take as always.

all world, buahahahahaha


Iowa better keep running the likes of FIU,FAU, etc out there, they want no part of the fresnos, byu,utahs, etc. they need al lthe games against puffers they can get, to get that 5th big10 bowl spot.

Adelpiero wrote:

TheJON wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:IOWA is garbage

What a shit team

Good take. You have no basis for that, but good take anyways. It must be our top-notch defense you think sucks. Or perhaps our all-world RB Shonn Greene. Possible it's our excellent punt returner Andy Brodell that is "shit". Good take as always.

all world, buahahahahaha


Iowa better keep running the likes of FIU,FAU, etc out there, they want no part of the fresnos, byu,utahs, etc. they need al lthe games against puffers they can get, to get that 5th big10 bowl spot.

Iowa's defense is one of the best in the country. Period.

buuwahahahahahaha

yeah, the likes of ISU,FIU,and church of blind can be so worry some on a defense.

Adelpiero wrote:

TheJON wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:IOWA is garbage

What a shit team

Good take. You have no basis for that, but good take anyways. It must be our top-notch defense you think sucks. Or perhaps our all-world RB Shonn Greene. Possible it's our excellent punt returner Andy Brodell that is "shit". Good take as always.

all world, buahahahahaha


Iowa better keep running the likes of FIU,FAU, etc out there, they want no part of the fresnos, byu,utahs, etc. they need al lthe games against puffers they can get, to get that 5th big10 bowl spot.

And I almost let that slide about Iowa wanting to play cream puffs. You're a fucking Mizzou fan, douchebag. You realize you guys refused to play us, right? Your coach was the one that cancelled the contract. We tried to play West Virginia. They said no. So we had to pick up shit teams. Not our fault. But Misery fan better shut his fucking mouth about playing cream puffs. You backed out on Iowa, you backed out on UCLA. YOU'RE THE TEAM THAT DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE GOOD YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Don't even come back with "well, we got Illinois". Shut the fuck up. Illinois isn't that great, first off. And on top of that, the game was scheduled back when Illinois was one of the worst teams in the Big-10. So to say that piece of crap coach Pinkel schedules tough teams is a fucking load of crap.

Now run along douchebag.

Adelpiero wrote:buuwahahahahahaha

yeah, the likes of ISU,FIU,and church of blind can be so worry some on a defense.

ISU's offense is very good idiot. Try watching them play. They came into the game scoring 48 PPG and we held them to just a field goal. We've played our schedule. Just because we play shit teams doesn't mean that we're shitty.

ISU will score 24 points on Missouri's defense. Sure, Misery will score 50 on them, but their defense will have a lot of problems with ISU's WR's. That is a very good passing game.

Our entire D-line is better than any D-lineman on Misery's roster. Claybourn, Ballard, King, Kroul form one of the top 2-3 D-lines in the country and if you try and argue that you're not only fucking stupid but you're wrong. AJ Edds, Jeremiah Hunter, Pat Angerer, and Jecody Coleman make up an outstanding linebacking corps.

Secondary has some minor issues, but they do have some depth and athleticism.

TheJON wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:buuwahahahahahaha

yeah, the likes of ISU,FIU,and church of blind can be so worry some on a defense.

ISU's offense is very good idiot. Try watching them play. They came into the game scoring 48 PPG and we held them to just a field goal. We've played our schedule. Just because we play shit teams doesn't mean that we're shitty.

ISU will score 24 points on Missouri's defense. Sure, Misery will score 50 on them, but their defense will have a lot of problems with ISU's WR's. That is a very good passing game.

Our entire D-line is better than any D-lineman on Misery's roster. Claybourn, Ballard, King, Kroul form one of the top 2-3 D-lines in the country and if you try and argue that you're not only fucking stupid but you're wrong. AJ Edds, Jeremiah Hunter, Pat Angerer, and Jecody Coleman make up an outstanding linebacking corps.

Secondary has some minor issues, but they do have some depth and athleticism.

your a tard

ISU offense is a great passing attack.

178 yards 2 td's vs a poor div1AA team(playoff)
250yards 2 tds vs a bad kent st team, as you stated
122 yards 2 Ints vs a shit iowa team

thats pretty impressive tart.

MU stole the best player out of Iowa, and they didn't even go up there to recruit him. He came to them after decomitting from Nubs

i would say i'd like to see MU crush Iowa in a bowl game, but MU would have to fail miserably to even face Iowa in a bowl game. Any thugs get arrested today?

i don't make the schedules retard. i have said ducking shit teams like UCLA and Iowa was a horrible move.




they would be putting up 50+ on each and could Claim beating BCS conference team silly.


Take your Iowa bullshit elsewhere, NO ONE is buying it here.

i actually have no problem with programs like Iowa.

it can be tough getting kids to come to places like ames, manhatten, lawrence, when they could go schools where the beaches are, and the weather is always great. Or where they could get paid more.

the problem many of us have with Iowa, is that your a fucking retard, and because of this, we lump the program and you together.

Congrats to Iowa on the win. They executed better and won the game. Shonn Greene came out quick and it took a while for ISU to even slow him down. I'm not sure he should be called "all world" yet since he's played in 3 games. Iowa's D-Line is good, but I think they can be taken out of the game if the opposing team has a deep O-Line. They looked a little winded in the 3rd. The Hawkeyes have to do something about their QB's. Neither is really worth a shit. I don't think either one would crack the two deeps at ISU. I'd throw the frosh out there and have him take his lumps.

Also, I'm still baffled by the helmet to helmet penalty. I honestly think it ended up being a momentum changer.

Overall, it sucks to lose but we have a lot of young guys gaining experience. We are better than last year and seem to be headed in the right direction.

Adel, not to claim ISU has a powerhouse passing game but they did have 5 picks and a fumble recovery the first game and four fumble recoveries against Kent St. which caused a mucher shorter field to work with.

Carry on.

Overall, it sucks to lose but we have a lot of young guys gaining experience. We are better than last year and seem to be headed in the right direction.

True. Iowa vs Iowa State in Ames next year very well feature 2 of the best Iowa and ISU teams ever.

Also, I'm still baffled by the helmet to helmet penalty. I honestly think it ended up being a momentum changer.

It's kind of unfortunate for ISU on this one, but by rule it's the right call. I'm also not sure if Moeaki had his knee down before fumbling. It doesn't matter because there was a penalty, but even if they took off the penalty it's possible they would have reviewed it and given Iowa the ball back anyways.

One of the worst pass interference calls ever made came against Iowa in a similar situation in the first half, but ISU did not take advantage. 2 questionable calls in similar situations and the difference was Iowa took advantage of their break and ISU did not.

Adel, not to claim ISU has a powerhouse passing game but they did have 5 picks and a fumble recovery the first game and four fumble recoveries against Kent St. which caused a mucher shorter field to work with.

Don't try bringing facts into an argument with a Misery fan that's talking shit about another fans program. It's pointless. Save for this year and last year, Misery is the laughing stock of college football. You're a 2 year wonder. Before last year I can't even remember the last time they were even halfway decent. Adelpiero......Misery has never been HALF the program Iowa is and never will be. Your coach is a joke. You have a great team this year, but don't think it will last. Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING MISSOURI. When I'm 80 years old, Iowa will still have scoreboard on your piece of shit program. Now fuck off, douche.

By the way, Minor.....

Good game. ISU has definitely improved from week 1. I was at the SDSU game and then saw them yesterday and they looked better. Arnaud seemed to have a better grasp on the offense and the defense didn't make as many mistakes.

Clones can win 7 games, that is no joke. Maybe even 8. UNLV, Baylor, Okie State, Texas A&M, K-State, and Colorado are all winnable. Get 4 or 5 of those and Chizik will have them bowling in year 2, which is quite an accomplishment considering the mess McCarney left him. You can tell the difference in athleticism from the players Mac recruited to the players Chizik has. The best athletes on that team for the most part are Chizik recruits.

TheJON wrote:

Overall, it sucks to lose but we have a lot of young guys gaining experience. We are better than last year and seem to be headed in the right direction.

True. Iowa vs Iowa State in Ames next year very well feature 2 of the best Iowa and ISU teams ever.

Also, I'm still baffled by the helmet to helmet penalty. I honestly think it ended up being a momentum changer.

It's kind of unfortunate for ISU on this one, but by rule it's the right call. I'm also not sure if Moeaki had his knee down before fumbling. It doesn't matter because there was a penalty, but even if they took off the penalty it's possible they would have reviewed it and given Iowa the ball back anyways.

One of the worst pass interference calls ever made came against Iowa in a similar situation in the first half, but ISU did not take advantage. 2 questionable calls in similar situations and the difference was Iowa took advantage of their break and ISU did not.

Adel, not to claim ISU has a powerhouse passing game but they did have 5 picks and a fumble recovery the first game and four fumble recoveries against Kent St. which caused a mucher shorter field to work with.

Don't try bringing facts into an argument with a Misery fan that's talking shit about another fans program. It's pointless. Save for this year and last year, Misery is the laughing stock of college football. You're a 2 year wonder. Before last year I can't even remember the last time they were even halfway decent. Adelpiero......Misery has never been HALF the program Iowa is and never will be. Your coach is a joke. You have a great team this year, but don't think it will last. Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING MISSOURI. When I'm 80 years old, Iowa will still have scoreboard on your piece of shit program. Now fuck off, douche.

Facts????i showed you the facts, those aren't great stats. Especially against who they have played.

Dumbshit Jonsense, is trying to use those stats to tell you that Iowa has a great defense. Unlike your dumb ass, i haven't said a word about MU, not one. then you bring up some lamo Iowa players, and talk as if they are one of the 70 first rounders Iowa will have this year. Your a fucking idiot.


ISU in KST game , had 7 drives that started inside their Zone. Have they been efficient? sure. Great passing game, hardly. I mean, what happened to the great passing game against Iowa? oh i see, their passing game is great because it fits your tard agenda of Iowa having best defense in country.

What happens when your shit team flops again? i see 3-5 losses

I hope MU plays Iowa next year in a Bowl, won't be this, but with Daniel and a ton of seniors leaving it will be a leaner season, 3-4 losses possible under new QB, then maybe they will sink to the level to play in a bowl Iowa would make.

Here's to that season!


PS i don't call teams out for being shit, but when i do, the facts speak for themselves. When Jonsense runs his ducksucker, he gets nominated for board bitch yearly.

What happens when your shit team flops again? i see 3-5 losses

I'll take 3 losses. 9-3 = CapitalOne Bowl. Orlando in January doesn't suck. 4 losses = Outback Bowl. Tampa in January also doesn't suck. 5 losses? Not a chance, but thanks for playing.

Facts????i showed you the facts, those aren't great stats. Especially against who they have played.

You didn't watch the games. Give me all the stats you want, I don't give a fuck about stats. Stats are misleading, and you're an idiot.

I hope MU plays Iowa next year in a Bowl,

Won't happen. Pinkel will forfeit. He's afraid. This isn't me speaking, I have facts to back that up. Like the time that piece of crap backed out on us a couple years ago. He'll probably just decline the bowl invite. He's a pussy. So are you.

Iowa = legitimate major college program
Missouri = tradition bottom feeder

Your program is a joke. Your coach is a joke. Enjoy the short success you're having because you'll be back at the bottom in a year or so. Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE MISSOURI.

TheJON wrote:

JOnsense
.

That's all i read from that, a whole lot of Jonsense

Adelpiero wrote:

TheJON wrote:

JOnsense
.

That's all i read from that, a whole lot of Jonsense

"When you can't dispute what they've said and you hate the fact that they're right, just call them a name."

I gotta take the blame for Stanzi, I added him to my fantasy-squad and my qb's have been cursed for the last three seasons.

Danimal wrote:I gotta take the blame for Stanzi, I added him to my fantasy-squad and my qb's have been cursed for the last three seasons.

I told you not to take him!!!

you stated no facts tard

ZERO, just blabbering about nothing. absolutely Nothing but blabbering.

here is pretty much your rants, they are so tiresome


"insert Football team" sucks, they are shit, they are blah, blah. Yet the only shit in this thread is you and your team.

How about a little wager tard.

If Iowa loses 4 games, your gone for good. This is so win, win for this whole board, as you have never brought anything remotely close to a football take on this forum.

If Iowa loses 5, you off yourself


i think its a fair deal. how about it pussy?

as you have never brought anything remotely close to a football take on this forum.

And you call me "Jonsense"????

How about a little wager tard.

D-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-T-E

Dude, take your ass back to the sportsbook. October 1 is just around the corner and that means rent will soon be due.

TheJON wrote:

as you have never brought anything remotely close to a football take on this forum.

And you call me "Jonsense"????

How about a little wager tard.

D-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-T-E

Dude, take your ass back to the sportsbook. October 1 is just around the corner and that means rent will soon be due.

As soon as your Mom comes due with my half of the Money, the rent will be paid in full. I told her to start working the high rent areas, not the slums. $20 to sucky sucky aint going to keep the lights on.

Adelpiero wrote:

TheJON wrote:

as you have never brought anything remotely close to a football take on this forum.

And you call me "Jonsense"????

How about a little wager tard.

D-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-T-E

Dude, take your ass back to the sportsbook. October 1 is just around the corner and that means rent will soon be due.

As soon as your Mom comes due with my half of the Money, the rent will be paid in full. I told her to start working the high rent areas, not the slums. $20 to sucky sucky aint going to keep the lights on.

Maybe if you could afford a car you could transport her to a nicer area of town. Blame yourself for this one, not her.

I gave her a Huffy and 2 spare inter tubes, what else should i give her?

For the record, she told me, that you would take both of us in, if her night gig didn't work out .


we still good?

This is great.

Adelpiero wrote:For the record, she told me, that you would take both of us in, if her night gig didn't work out .


we still good?

No problem. I snore incredibly loud though, so hopefully that's not much of a problem. My wife has multiple personalities too, and one of them she turns very angry. I try and hide the knives from her but she manages to find them somehow. Just lock yourself in the downstairs bathroom and you'll be fine. She's usually only like that for about an hour or so and then she snaps out of it. My little brother's been staying at my place for a while and so you might have to share a room with him. He's pretty easy to get along with, but I suggest sleeping on your back......if you know what I mean!

TheJON wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:For the record, she told me, that you would take both of us in, if her night gig didn't work out .


we still good?

No problem. I snore incredibly loud though, so hopefully that's not much of a problem. My wife has multiple personalities too, and one of them she turns very angry. I try and hide the knives from her but she manages to find them somehow. Just lock yourself in the downstairs bathroom and you'll be fine. She's usually only like that for about an hour or so and then she snaps out of it. My little brother's been staying at my place for a while and so you might have to share a room with him. He's pretty easy to get along with, but I suggest sleeping on your back......if you know what I mean!

There might be one problem though, with that living arrangement. Your mom yells" fuck me like John does", while were love making, i just let it go, who am i to complain, i'm taggin that ass now. If this is a problem, especially with your wife, i could just have her squeal while i'm going deep.

Let me know, Old Man Johnson doesn't like the rent late, and were short on funds.

How about a JOb in the Jonsense Insurance Empire?

With the housing crisis the way it's going, my Real Estate business is struggling, and with my old lady(mrs jonsense) not making ends meet, i might have to look elsewhere for work.

Ok, i'm hitting the hay, errrr i mean were hitting the hay.




ps Jon, mom says hi, and not to let the bed bugs bite.

Adelpiero wrote:

TheJON wrote:

Adelpiero wrote:For the record, she told me, that you would take both of us in, if her night gig didn't work out .


we still good?

No problem. I snore incredibly loud though, so hopefully that's not much of a problem. My wife has multiple personalities too, and one of them she turns very angry. I try and hide the knives from her but she manages to find them somehow. Just lock yourself in the downstairs bathroom and you'll be fine. She's usually only like that for about an hour or so and then she snaps out of it. My little brother's been staying at my place for a while and so you might have to share a room with him. He's pretty easy to get along with, but I suggest sleeping on your back......if you know what I mean!

There might be one problem though, with that living arrangement. Your mom yells" fuck me like John does", while were love making, i just let it go, who am i to complain, i'm taggin that ass now. If this is a problem, especially with your wife, i could just have her squeal while i'm going deep.

Let me know, Old Man Johnson doesn't like the rent late, and were short on funds.

I don't know who this "John" guy is. I can't keep up with my mother's boyfriends. It's pretty much a revolving door. I'm not going to kick you guys out, but if the noise continues to be a problem I'll have to remove you from my brother's bedroom to downstairs where you can share the basement with the roaches and rats. I don't think being respectful of myself and my home is too much to ask in return for a place to stay.

My wife quit having sex with me ever since she found out about the herpes your sister gave me a few months back and so I have to jackoff a lot. The problem is, none of the doors in our home work (for $75,000 you'd expect better, right??) and so it's impossible for me to do that in private. Most of our roomates have left because they were fed up with seeing me stroking my giant cock every time they walked down the hall. You seem more open minded, so I doubt this will bother you much.

discussing masturbation in an iowa - iowa state thread? that makes sense.