Bold-type spammer!
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:22 am
It appears that the team you root for is about to be beaten by the Washington Redskins.
I get the feeling that you enjoy talking up your shitty team when they play no one or after they have already beaten a shit team.
How about when they play a team that has actually won a game?
The Skins Dline will apply enough pressure to keep the old dude off his game. He will fumble and perhaps die. Jason Taylor will probably enjoy the sodomy of Warner. Does Arizona have a run game? I heard that Edge guy was pretty good a couple years ago. 2 yards per carry since. Nice receivers that will be eliminated by the pressure.
Portis will run over Cardinal bitches like a forklift over immigrant workers with a drunken War Wagon at the wheel. Moss and the new 2-TE set will spray points into the Tards faces in a way that would put Peter North to shame. I cannot think of another poor metaphor because this offense kind of sucks as bad as the previous metaphors.
Skins will win 27 - 17. Someone has to represent the Skins.
HTTR
I get the feeling that you enjoy talking up your shitty team when they play no one or after they have already beaten a shit team.
How about when they play a team that has actually won a game?
The Skins Dline will apply enough pressure to keep the old dude off his game. He will fumble and perhaps die. Jason Taylor will probably enjoy the sodomy of Warner. Does Arizona have a run game? I heard that Edge guy was pretty good a couple years ago. 2 yards per carry since. Nice receivers that will be eliminated by the pressure.
Portis will run over Cardinal bitches like a forklift over immigrant workers with a drunken War Wagon at the wheel. Moss and the new 2-TE set will spray points into the Tards faces in a way that would put Peter North to shame. I cannot think of another poor metaphor because this offense kind of sucks as bad as the previous metaphors.
Skins will win 27 - 17. Someone has to represent the Skins.
HTTR