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Ever vigil in its efforts to master new assassination techniques, Mossad has conducted another successful experiment in programming sea creatures to do its bidding. The latest program, Abashag II, utilized a mature dolphin in an attack on a small boat. "It was basically a perfect test," offered a Mossad spokesman, Ivan Yourcash, "the capacity of the dolphin goes far beyond the ray--as impressive as that project was. The Americans of course are paying for everything."

Flying dolphin hits Mansfield woman
NEW SMYRNA BEACH — Mansfield resident Barbara Howard was briefly hospitalized Thursday after being hit by a dolphin that jumped into her boat just before 11 a.m. near New Smyrna Beach.

Howard was treated and released from the Bert Fish Medical Center after a dolphin estimated to be 8 feet long and about 400 pounds jumped out of the water and into the boat. She was cruising with her husband Norman, their daughter and her boyfriend on the Intracoastal River in New Smyrna Beach.

The trio managed to push the dolphin off of Barbara and into the water.

“Monty (Henderson, of Edgewater, Fla.) back here, he ran around, and I’m underneath it pushing on it, and he comes around and he pretty much handles it on his own,” Norman told Central Florida News 13. “And I’m just kicking at it with my feet and finally pushed it into the water. We tried to get my wife up. She couldn’t get up."

Norman said he was struck several times by the dolphin's tail, but only received a few scrapes and bruises.


Early testing

Photoshop is amazing, isn't it?

handle this please, orc

PSUFAN wrote:handle this please, orc

Hopefully, by handle, you mean trots....

Oh yeah, tell it to Norm who suffered several swipes by the 400-lb sea mammal's powerful tail! And tell it to the woman who was killed by a similar attack by a ray.

Woman Boating In Keys Dies After Ray Attack

March 20, 2008

MARATHON, Fla. -- A vacationing Michigan woman died Thursday when a stingray jumped out of the water and struck her in the face in the Florida Keys, officials said.

Judy Kay Zagorski, of Pigeon, Mich., was sitting in the front seat of a boat going 25 mph when a spotted eagle ray that weighed about 75 pounds and had a wingspan of 5 to 6 feet flew out of the water. The collision knocked Zagorski backward, onto the floor of the boat, said Jorge Pino, spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Pino told WPLG-TV that the 55-year-old woman died after "A ray actually jumped out of the water and collided" with the boat.

"We don't know if she died as a result of the collision or if she died as a result of being speared by the barb, or she may have died as a result of hitting her head on the vessel somewhere or a combination of the three," Pino said via telephone.


A combination of the three? C'mon, you can't be such a cousin-marrying creationist leaning washed in the blood snake-handling tongue talkin' witch hunting dittohead fool as to believe that!

WW

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Mossad Aqua Strike Force...

M-turd, shouldn't you be singing the International about now? Or at least learning the words? The next actual joke you roll out will be pretty much your first , you MIA b-list stooge!

Martyred wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Mossad Aqua Strike Force...

RACK

LTS TRN 2 wrote:M-turd, shouldn't you be singing the International about now? Or at least learning the words?

I'm too busy running away from armour-piercing, anti-personnel porpoises...

...you under-medicated halfwit.

Hitler got dibs on this one........English channel was a all you can eat sushi bar before Patton and the gang closed'em down.......

There! He's going in the water! Okay, call it in...

--You mean Abashag?

--I mean Abashag II