Someone jam a shotgun up this guy's ass and pull the trigger

[Screw_Michigan]

Said pantload shoots a shotgun THREE FUCKING TIMES at 14 year olds Teepeeing his fucking house in metro Grand Rapids. All the guy had to do was yell out at the kids and let them know he was on to them and they would have scrambled like the little punks they are. Instead, he went gung-ho as proscribed in the NRA handbook, and didn't shoot just once, but THREE FREAKING TIMES and almost had somebody killed. I supposed in today's right-wing bizarro world, you should be able to shoot at someone cutting through your yard.

While these "punks" will learn a valuable lesson, this old man should learn one as well by facing charges and having his pants sued off. Then he'll think a little more critically about "shooting from the hip."

Cedar Springs teen shot during early morning prank
by The Grand Rapids Press
Sunday October 12, 2008, 8:13 AM

KENT COUNTY — A 14-year-old Cedar Springs boy was shot early Sunday morning as he and four other males were vandalizing a home with toilet paper in the 900 block of Sherwin Street NE in Solon Township.

Around 1 a.m., the homeowner was awakened by noise outside his home and saw several people in his yard, police said. Thinking the strangers were trying to break in, he fired three shots from a 12-gauge shotgun.

One boy was struck. He suffered non-life-threatening injuries to his chest, stomach and leg. He was transported to Spectrum Health Butterworth Hospital.

No arrests were made, and the case has been forwarded to the Kent County Prosecutor's office for determination of charges.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You think that's bad? Try this on for size.

DEEPWATER, Mo. -- Officials are trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in the bedroom of their home.

Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

Henry County sheriff's deputies said the woman was hit by the second of two shots fired by her husband.

Long was given CPR by neighbors and family until medics arrived, police said. She was transported by air ambulance, but was pronounced dead at the hospital just after 6 p.m.

"He was under the impression that everybody was inside the residence, that he knew where everybody was at,” said sheriff's department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills.

Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that would be up to the prosecutor.

"Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges," Hills said.

Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long's death until the sheriff's department completes its investigation.

On Tuesday morning, Henry County Prosecuting Attorney Richard M. Shields said he has yet to receive the case from the sheriff's department.

Neighbor Mark Lassince said he believed it was a tragic accident.

"Bad things happen to good people,” Lassince said.

Patsy and Ronald Long were raising their children in their rural home overlooking Truman Lake.

"I was in the shower, and the son came in and told me his mom had been shot, so we went up there to see if we could help,” Lassince said.

Patsy Long worked as a carhop at a Sonic restaurant in Warsaw, Mo.

“She was a good person, you know, took care of her family,” Lassince said.

[Goober McTuber]

Deepwater is not too far from Kansas City. Just sayin’.

[Goober McTuber]

Deepwater is not too far from Kansas City. Just sayin’.

Guns are way quicker than using one of those pesky drills.

Mace

Well, hell yeah. And you can turn it around and it doubles as a hammer.

[Kierland]

Should the guy have fired the shots? No. Are you intelligent enough to put yourself in his shoes.....waking up at 1:00 a.m. and finding a group/gang of people in your front yard and wrongly assuming that they were there to break into your home? No, you're probably not. My bad.

So you were against peppering him in the face before you were for it. Gotcha.

[Cuda]

only 3 rounds?

must have still had the plug in the magazine

[Kierland]

There's a distinct difference between condoning his actions and understanding how/why it happened.

Your post shows that you knew these kids were on his front lawn and not in his house or even very close to it. There is nothing else to understand about how it happened. Only a shitstain like yourself would condem it in one sentence and then try and explain it away in the next. That shows that your condemnation was a bunch of shit and that you really didn't mean it.

You had a good argument that right wing fucktards have always pulled this crap. Why not just run with that? Why tie yourself up like a pretzel trying to 'understand' this guys actions*?

*Actions that mvsKKKal understands quite well if that tells you anything about how stupid trying to 'understand' this guy is.

[ChargerMike]

Should the guy have fired the shots? No. Are you intelligent enough to put yourself in his shoes.....waking up at 1:00 a.m. and finding a group/gang of people in your front yard and wrongly assuming that they were there to break into your home? No, you're probably not. My bad.

So you were against peppering him in the face before you were for it. Gotcha.

There's a distinct difference between condoning his actions and understanding how/why it happened. It's like me not condoning abortion but understanding how your mother wishes she'd had one. Get it? Of course not.

Mace

[Kierland]

I said the guy should not have fired the shots...

And then implied that SM was a dumbfuck because it might have been ok to pepper this kid. Why else would you type: "Are you intelligent enough to put yourself in his shoes.....waking up at 1:00 a.m. and finding a group/gang of people in your front yard and wrongly assuming that they were there to break into your home? No, you're probably not. My bad."

You don't know? Neither do I.

Then shut your cockhole as it relates to this guys need to pepper some kid you trigger happy fuckstick.

[Cuda]

let's see if i understand what you're saying here: the guy protecting his property should have a shotgun shoved up his ass and the little cocksuckers who were vandalizing the property should get... apparently nothing.

is that correct?

[War Wagon]

Kierland is kinda' like Kid Gnashville, with a tan.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Personally, I wouldn't give a fuck if he killed the lot of them.

Of course you wouldn't. You're an amoral fucktard.

[Terry in Crapchester]

And being shot is a necessary and proportional consequence of trespassing on another's property?

Good God, you're about as civilized as a Neanderthal.

[Kierland]

What we do know, is that they were close enough to the house to wake this guy up.

Then STFU and quit trying to make SM look like a dolt for what he wrote.

[Cuda]

And being shot is a necessary and proportional consequence of trespassing on another's property?

Good God, you're about as civilized as a Neanderthal.

and you're dumb as a turd.

the little bastard got peppered with some bird shot; he didn't get killed or paralyzed or even really all that seriously injured. the injury was proportional with his crime. civilized people give property crimes the seriousness they deserve; cock-swallowing marxist attorneys like you & TVO Sale think property crimes are no big deal- except for your property, of course

any guesses on what the little cocksucker says next time some of his fellow delinquents suggest vandalizing somebody's property? think the odds are pretty good he says no?

[warren]

All the guy had to do was yell out at the kids and let them know he was on to them and they would have scrambled like the little punks they are.

All the kids had to do was stay off his property in the first place. What could be easier than that? Personally, I wouldn't give a fuck if he killed the lot of them.

Exactly.

[Kierland]

Neither of you need any help in that regard, dumbfuck.

Mace

Assault with a deadly weapon for waking a guy up. Gawd you are a vapid vile fuckstick.

[Kierland]

All the guy had to do was yell out at the kids and let them know he was on to them and they would have scrambled like the little punks they are.

All the kids had to do was stay off his property in the first place. What could be easier than that? Personally, I wouldn't give a fuck if he killed the lot of them.

Exactly.

The death penalty for trespass. Brownshirt much?

[Goober McTuber]

Give 'em hell, Kirk.

[Cuda]

The death penalty for trethpath. Brownshirt much?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Geez, mv. I'm sure you had a real wild and exciting childhood.

[PSUFAN]

Amateur.

--Dick Cheney

[Dinsdale]

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the internet.

And after a quick review of Oregon law...

The homeowner would probably skate with a decent lawyer. 'Round these parts, we don't cotton too well to trespassers commiting vandalism.

And if an intruder gets so much as one finger inside your dwelling (why yes, that was a softball, thanks for noticing), he's fair game, few questions asked. And go figure... not too many "hot" burglaries (resident at home) round these parts... fucking imagine that.


RACK the old coot for hitting paydirt. Old school, baby.

[Y2K]

I said right up front that the guy should NOT have fired his shotgun at the vandals.....

I start them out with a solid M-80 Blast followed by a string of a hundred Black Cat kickers.

You miss some great entertainment by going back to sleep.