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I’ll give it some thought. I’ve never once done the sig thing, because they mostly seem very contrived, not that many get a chuckle out of me. I’d mostly rather come in here and mock you repeatedly after a Badger win, rather than just give you a sig like “I guess I had too much of Kirk Ferentz’ cum gluing my eyes shut to see what pathetic team we really have”. But due to our long history of posting on the same boards, probably going back to HØNK’s Des Moines Sports Board, I just might have to make an exception in this case.

That’s fine, as long as you don’t go on another of your 3-month hiatus right about the time Bucky butcher-rapes your dirty birds.

Just to save you some time, here's what you'll be looking for:



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Goobs,

Make it a 100 post bet. You'll be done with the av in a few days whereas Mace would have it for a year.

Dude, are you running post-total smack?

Goober McTuber wrote:Just to save you some time, here's what you'll be looking for:



http://www.collegegear.com/sf/stores/pr ... /58980.jpg

Season over troll outed?

WolverineSteve wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Just to save you some time, here's what you'll be looking for:



http://www.collegegear.com/sf/stores/pr ... /58980.jpg

Season over troll outed?

You’re not exactly Dick Fucking Tracy, you know. I’d love to take credit for the Season Over troll, but I just borrowed the link from his thread two weeks ago.

I'll take Iowa in this one, straight up. UW is spiraling out of control, and Iowa is starting to put some things together. Shonn Greene is a total beast and they're very physical on defense.

Iowa 21
Wisky 20

Fuck you, BTW.

Wisconsin has one shot to be playing on New Years day, and that is to win out. The Michigan and Ohio State losses were heartbreakers, the Penn State game was just embarrassing. They will be fired up on Saturday and will come out and punch Iowa square in their dicklickers.

Wisconsin Badgers 34
Iowa Cockeyes 13

Goober McTuber wrote:Dude, are you running post-total smack?

Not at all. I was being serious. Exagerating a bit on "a few days" but not exagerating on Mace.

Interesting idea, but Mace doesn’t have the stones to make that bet.

Wisky has had a dismal 3 weeks, however the plain truth is that they are just a better team. Iowa has no business being in this game. Maybe the senior laden defense steps up for a change. I don't think this team will quit on Bielema, he's too good a coach.

UW-27
62 NFL first rounders-13

WolverineSteve wrote:Wisky has had a dismal 3 weeks, however the plain truth is that they are just a better team. Iowa has no business being in this game. Maybe the senior laden defense steps up for a change. I don't think this team will quit on Bielema, he's too good a coach.

I think Iowa and UW are pretty darn similar. Both have beasts in the backfield, both have bad-to-average qbs, and both play very physical at the line. From what I've seen so far, both Iowa's lines are better than UW's. I think this will be a very close game with two pretty evenly matched teams.

Th one thing I’m sure of is that if Iowa does manage to pull out a win, thefrontrunninglittlebitchJON will suddenly resurface in here.

He stayed down another week since his team, Indiana, got hammered.

Mace wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Interesting idea, but Mace doesn’t have the stones to make that bet.

The deal is for one month, not 100 posts. Hell, should the Hawkeyes lose, I could put up 100 posts on Sunday.....

Bullshit. You’ll be too hung-over, sobbing into your pillow, whilst spooning with theJON.

Sorry I missed this thread for my other post. Why does UW ever pass? They could probably get 3-5 yards on the ground on any and every play. Every pass Everidge has tried so far has been awful. He's a decent QB, but his strength is running the ball. The Badgers should take all the WRs off the field and just use TEs.

UW's offense is so freaking unimaginative. Off tackle with Hill, screen passes, or short middle of the field passes. They have no chance once they fall behind like today. I cannot believe that UW is actually this bad.

Yeah Iowa's taking it to them for sure. I really did think they were the better team, but I guess the last three games were no fluke. Any team that loses to the 2008 Wolverines ought to really take a long hard look at the way they play football. I did not think they would completely collapse like this, but I'm ok with it.

Rack Iowa (so far).

Looking forward to his sig.

The Badgers could be staring at an 0-6 start in the conference with tough games against the Illini and Spartans coming up...it'll be a struggle for them to get bowl eligible.

First of all, props to the Hawkeyes. They beat the Badgers in every phase of the game. Those DTs are awfully good, and so is Greene. The upside of all of this is that we probably won’t have to worry about some other program making a run at our coach.

Less than three years in, and time has already passed Bielema by. He really needs to re-evaluate his approach. Even that old geezer in Happy Valley saw the writing on the wall and started recruiting more speed. I think that going into this season Bielema saw that we were weak in the passing game and committed to a smashmouth running game. But when the defense loads up 8 in the box you need to be able to pass the ball a little.

That offensive line that averages 330 lbs looks real pretty on paper but smaller quicker D-linemen are running around them and causing havoc. Might be time to go a little lighter and quicker. Time to recruit a decent QB. Might be time for a new D-coordinator, too.

And fuck Glen Mason, he did that on purpose. During his time at Minnesota he was 2-8 against Bucky.