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No argument here...





No. 1: The Stanford Tree.


"Was there any doubt as to which school has the worst mascot? Although not an official mascot for Stanford, the Tree is the designated costumed character for the Cardinal. It dances, it drinks (it was caught drinking from a flask at a game and banned from performing due to failing a breathalyzer test), it has had funky red lips, giant eyes and tiger-striped pants, and accompanies Stanford's band on an expedition in bad taste, all while representing the Harvard of the West Coast."


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ever see it at a college FOOTBALL GAME?

Moby Dick wrote:ever see it at a college FOOTBALL GAME?

I was at the Stanfurd/Oregon State game.... and I had a hard time finding anyone from the 'furd at the game.

You have no idea how pathetic these "people" are.

.m2 wrote:(it was caught drinking from a flask at a game and banned from performing due to failing a breathalyzer test)

What's the problem here, exactly?

what a shit list

only shit mascots on the list are stanford tree and the tulsa one. Sure, hilltopper furry thing is kinda weak, but definitely not in the tree and tulsa catagory of shit

on the "best mascot" tip from the same set....i don't get the love affair with Uga?

i'll take a shower after this, but Bevo is way cooler than Uga. And a mature Ralphie runs them both out of the gym because she/he *actually does something* other than being a drugged eunuch crapping here and there outside the endzone.

King Crimson wrote:on the "best mascot" tip from the same set....i don't get the love affair with Uga?

i'll take a shower after this, but Bevo is way cooler than than Uga. And a mature Ralphie runs them both out of the gym because she/he *actually does something* other than being a drugged eunuch crapping here and there outside the endzone.

UGA rules

he has actually gone after players during a game. bevo sits in a fucking cage. Ralphie sits in a cage. Uga is the king out there, shits where he wants, gets fed when he wants, gets the choice of miss ugas he wants, and gets to sit right on the sidelines and endzone, waiting to take another bite of an opposing player.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

.m2 wrote:(it was caught drinking from a flask at a game and banned from performing due to failing a Breathalyzer test)

What's the problem here, exactly?

Have you ever been asked to take a "Breathalyzer" test without operating a vehicle.... let alone dressed as a tree ?

There's plenty wrong with this picture.


Rack Oski... for pounding the shit outta of it.

Then going to jail... for doing the right thing... life is unfair sometimes.

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Adelpiero wrote:

King Crimson wrote:on the "best mascot" tip from the same set....i don't get the love affair with Uga?

i'll take a shower after this, but Bevo is way cooler than than Uga. And a mature Ralphie runs them both out of the gym because she/he *actually does something* other than being a drugged eunuch crapping here and there outside the endzone.

UGA rules

he has actually gone after players during a game. bevo sits in a fucking cage. Ralphie sits in a cage. Uga is the king out there, shits where he wants, gets fed when he wants, gets the choice of miss ugas he wants, and gets to sit right on the sidelines and endzone, waiting to take another bite of an opposing player.

so what? Uga? meh. Bevo has no balls and is drugged up (see you don't even know that, "we are not men" as Devo says). that's a better crit than the one you got. Ralphie runs the field.

i'm not buying it adel. if Uga wins in your book for going after a player, Ralphie 2 (maybe) damn near ran Tom Osborne and the Huskers off the field once.

.m2 wrote:

Worse mascot costume for sure...the eyes looks like two droopy old boobs.

I don't go "Big Ten honk" all that often but I think the Big Ten has the best dressed mascots...Brutus, Sparty, Bucky, the Gopher, that weird Hawkeye thing. The Big XII and SEC have the market covered in live animal mascots with Uga, Smoky, the War Eagle, Bevo, and Ralphie.

Adelpiero wrote:

King Crimson wrote:on the "best mascot" tip from the same set....i don't get the love affair with Uga?

i'll take a shower after this, but Bevo is way cooler than than Uga. And a mature Ralphie runs them both out of the gym because she/he *actually does something* other than being a drugged eunuch crapping here and there outside the endzone.

UGA rules

he has actually gone after players during a game. bevo sits in a fucking cage. Ralphie sits in a cage. Uga is the king out there, shits where he wants, gets fed when he wants, gets the choice of miss ugas he wants, and gets to sit right on the sidelines and endzone, waiting to take another bite of an opposing player.

USC had a dog mascot in the 40's, a stray that just wondered on to campus, its name was George Tirebiter and he will always be adored on campus cause he bit Joe bRuin on the nose and I always heard he bit a few feCal fans. He was named George Tirebiter because he would chase cars down the street and try to bite their tires, unlucky for him he met his demise trying to live up to his name when he was hit by a car.
After George died, USC switched to the current mascot, Traveler

Traveler would have to be atop the list of coolest mascots

What exactly do you want from a college mascot, tool? Why shouldn't it be a drunken tree?

My guess is the Stanford band is trying to make the worst mascot list. Scoreboard