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Too bad Cal can't really get as many 4-star and up recruits. Damn academic standards.

I'm such a dirty old man, I actually remember this girl from the game two years ago. She's more stunning in person than in these pics.

UCLA Dance Team

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Jsc810 wrote:I like to give credit where credit is due.

m2, this is the best thread you have ever started. Props.

wURD

ucla used to have too many asians on their squad

not a knock on asians, but they werent exactly nice looking. Not a francine Dee or Evelyn NG in the bunch!


Kentucky was always top notch with their Blonde squad. USC always had some hot cheerleaders.

I thought Band Tard was in the USC band. What happened??

Great thread btw, m2. Pac-10 cheerleaders and dance girls cannot be defeated.

Fuck it.... I'm giving the slutty-brainy chicks some love.





kristina rodrigues Cal Dance Team 2002-2004

Pac-10 women > the rest

AHAO

i had a CU cheer chick in my History of Mass Comm last Spring. she was amazingly unclever, not too attractive (Boris Karloff subtle with the makeup), and really strange sense of entitlement. CU is a weird school. It's just not "cool" to be a cheerleader, really. all the really hot chicks are from the snooty Denver suburbs and the east coast rich girls who couldn't get into where mummy and popsy went....so they get farmed out to Boulder for a 4 year vacation in the provinces.

Brains and hot bitches don't mix..... If you happen to run into one of the 9 that exist in the world, just run away.......


Always, Mr. Palin.......

Snake wrote:Brains and hot bitches don't mix..... If you happen to run into one of the 9 that exist in the world, just run away.......


Always, Mr. Palin.......

Palin has brains?

She sure can read from a script pretty good but brains...i dont think so.

Ambition and a nice rack do not equal brains.

Some of those girls will be multi-tasking as we continue our efforts to shore up the O-line...

If UCLA continues this trend, they can compete with USC for the #2 spot in the PAC's "Hottest Cheerleaders" catagory.

those kind of girls can't get admitted to Cal because they shave their legs & underarms.
At Cal, only the male cheerleaders are allowed to do that

Round these parts we call those UCLA girls hideous and deformed. See here in the U&L we invented hot chicks. A guy I once speant some meaningful time with in a 12x12 room had a cousin who was married to the ex brother in-law of the number one master brewer who once shared a taxi with a Duckgirl, which last time I read cheerleader quarterly was easily the hottest compilation of female talent. If I broke with the characature that I have created and spoke the truth I would have to admit that the closest I've been to a cheerleader was the caledar on the wall of the garage where I was a grease monkey at. I remember it vividly, it was October of 1977, I was working on the seat adjuster on a 1972 AMC Pacer (for my money the best chick magnet in all the land. A guy I went to junior hs with is credited with designing the awesome body style, but it looks alot like the ashtray I made in art class...sayin) when the sleeve of my garanimal shirt got stuck in the slider mechanism. Well the head grease monkey was on a grub run picking up the best beef and cheese hogies in the world, or so I'm told. I know Philadelphia fancies themselves the cheesesteak capital of the world, but anyone who knows anything knows that the best cows reside in the U&L and the amaroso roll was an Oregonian original, but I digress. So while I'm pinned under the pleather bucket seat and whimpering a bit I see across the garage the calendar, Miss october in her pleated pre-nike Oregon issue cheer uniform. Well needless to say lil Dinsie popped to attention and since I had the requisite 30 seconds to kill I abused the little fella with extreme prejudice. Even though she had those big gross things filling out her sweater I was ready to pop. There's something about the combination of five year old farts permiating my face as I dug my chin into the pleather, and working myself into a froth with my wd-40 coated willy with my free hand, but I'm pretty sure it was love. I remember when I was at my best buds winery (merlot is for fags, pinot noir...now those little guys are survivors. My pal is making the premier Pinots on the face of the earth) regailing the story to Kevin Duckworth over some local salmon we had caught after playing a round and the #2 rated golf course this side of the Mississippi, fuck Torrey, Pebble etc.. Ducks (that's what his closest referred to him as, rest his sole) is busting my balls about the 5 I scored on the 13th hole (for my money the most picturesque whole in all of golf). He seems to think I shot an 11, but he's no mathematician. I assured him that round these parts, we invented modern math and two drives in the drink, a ball lost in the woods, three strokes to get out of a bunker, a foot wedge, and a nine foot gimme equals par. Once I got him on the right page we enjoyed some outstanding cigars. Fuck Cuba, Castro never wrapped his lips around a nicer stogie than the ones my buddies uncle has rolled in his basement down the road a piece. He has the northernmost tobacco field in the world and the soil up here in God's country is enriched with the perfect blend of minerals. I was showing the cuban roller guy the right way to put the filler into the wrap, thankfully he was a quick study and my bud's uncle stands to make a killing once the secret gets out.

Dinsdale wrote:If UCLA continues this trend, they can compete with USC for the #2 spot in the PAC's "Hottest Cheerleaders" catagory.

Dude. This is not the '90's....Check yourself.

And you didn't even follow board rules....

I'll cover for you...and in the meantime, you can rethink your position...

The Seer wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:If UCLA continues this trend, they can compete with USC for the #2 spot in the PAC's "Hottest Cheerleaders" catagory.

Dude. This is not the '90's....Check yourself.

And you didn't even follow board rules....

You mean.... posting pictures of "Northern California" girls that couldn't get into Cal and had to dawn Oregon cheerleading outfits ?

I'm actually a big fan of the cheerleaders from Argentina...















the truth

heh heh...rack steve!

RACK WolverineSteve.

Outstanding post! Bwaah

.m2, carry on with the hottie pics.

Puh-leez.

WolverineSteve wrote:I remember when I was at my best buds winery (merlot is for fags, pinot noir...now those little guys are survivors. My pal is making the premier Pinots on the face of the earth)

He makes cab and syrah these days.

The rest is pretty much spot-on, but you need to check your facts better next time.