What Body Type are You?
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:47 am
Endomorph
Your @ss is pretty huge, bottom line.
A pack of African Pygmy Mice could burrow in and make a winter nest in your buttock cellulite.
You haven't seen your own dick since 90210 was all the rage.
Your @ss is pretty huge, bottom line.
A pack of African Pygmy Mice could burrow in and make a winter nest in your buttock cellulite.
You haven't seen your own dick since 90210 was all the rage.
Mesomorph
Your shoulders are broad and square ... as is your chin.
You know you're hot shit and you don't hesitate to strut around shirt off at the gym.
One home closet is littered with Flex, Muscle and Fitness, and IronMan mags tossed/jizzed upon everywhere.
Your shoulders are broad and square ... as is your chin.
You know you're hot shit and you don't hesitate to strut around shirt off at the gym.
One home closet is littered with Flex, Muscle and Fitness, and IronMan mags tossed/jizzed upon everywhere.
Ectomorph
Your metabolism is that of a hummingbird on a half-dozen Vivarin.
Ethiopian Standard.
Your tits are actually concave, and an average middle school softball chick could out-bench press your pitiful ass.
Ethiopian Standard.
Your tits are actually concave, and an average middle school softball chick could out-bench press your pitiful ass.
Other/Inbetween
Your body type can't be neatly categorized as one of the three above.
You fit on one of the three lines ... at some juncture.
You'll probably post bullshit in this thread, while if truth be told, your @ss is pretty damn wide and unattractive.
You fit on one of the three lines ... at some juncture.
You'll probably post bullshit in this thread, while if truth be told, your @ss is pretty damn wide and unattractive.
