T1B

And is that anything like, naughty housewife?

...mischievous temptress?

...wanton seductress?

...?

I thought it was rouge.

Sarah Palin should appear on the nightly news ASAP to refute these accusations...

...preferably with glossy lipstick and leather, high heeled boots.

What a bunch of fucking simple minded assholes !!

When I finally encounter Sarah Palin's asshole, I hope to GOD it IS narrow-minded, and not open-minded like a wind tunnel or a Castro District Methodist Preacher. When I floss my teeth with her ass rim hairs, I want those suckers to TWANG when I pull on them.

I imagine her screams of pained pleasure as I burrow my member into her narrow-minded asshole, "ow GAAAAAAAAHHHHD". SHit, the last thing I want is for that shit to be broad-minded.

So - the more devoted and cross-waving a Hockey Mom appears to be,the looser her dungflaps probably are? I got ya. Maybe I'll just motorboat her flappy ass meat until she jets out a plume of acrid lady ejaculate onto the Psalms book.

mvscal wrote: That shit has been blasted wide the fuck open...in a Christian way of course.

To think that the sound she makes when she farts is akin to a wet cardboard box hitting the floor makes me sad.

:(

You can tell Sarah's going rogue when she takesthe Bible out of the ziplock right before the sex gets wet.

PSUFAN wrote:You can tell Sarah's going rogue when she takesthe Bible out of the ziplock right before the sex gets wet.

I don't even know what that means.


Does it have something to do with Alaskans doing rails of coke off Palin's tits, bought with their Alaska Socialist Oil Wealth Re-Distribution Cheque money?

You can tell Sarah's been going Rogue when she queefs in Spanish.

PSUFAN wrote:You can tell Sarah's been going Rogue when she queefs in Spanish.

Do you think Wolfman is crying right now?

He's wailing like Barney Frank chained up in the Palin Family sex slave grotto/basement.

T1B: Come for the sports talk. Stay for the in-depth political discourse.

Martyred wrote:Sarah Palin should appear on the nightly news ASAP to refute these accusations...

...preferably with glossy lipstick and leather, high heeled boots.

Don't forget the riding crop and Nazi hat.

Oooooh, she'll make you drink from a monogrammed doggie dish!

Woof, woof!

Martyred wrote:Sarah Palin should appear on the nightly news ASAP to refute these accusations...

...preferably with glossy lipstick and leather, high heeled boots.

RACK Dear Science RACK IT

And when she's dumped from the governor seat on the various scandals so quickly accrued, she'll fit in quite nicely on FOX. Or...following the total outting of the fake pregnancy--the tard is her younger daughter's--with the DNA result of Todd being the dad!...perhaps she'll find her special best place right there in Moose Lips, Montana, reading the weather on a local station.

But let's not be fooled by the caribou Barbie. She's not even the real winner of the actual Sarah Palin Look Alike Contest--you know, the archetypal teacher all humanity has wanted to fuck from the beginning of time. No, the real winner is right here in S.F, Ms. Vicki Liviakis


WW

Roach wrote:LTS TRN, I'm starting to think you have a diseased mind.

What took you so long?