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Your hot friend is a tripod?

He likes 'em hung.

That's a helluva costume...it looks like a chick.

Shoalzie wrote:That's a helluva costume...it looks like a chick.

Link?

I get nada on Boothfoto.com

KC Scott wrote:

Shoalzie wrote:That's a helluva costume...it looks like a chick.

Link?

I get nada on Boothfoto.com

Type in the link...then you have scan through the photos.

Well, I geuss that's 'hot' by Jess' standards. At least the guy's surgeon made him some decent boobs.

You'd better parlay this "acting" thing into a lucrative career soon, Jess.

The bloom is coming off the rose quick with you. The "fat guy" schmo bit has pretty much run it's course.
Kevin James hitting the lights on the way out should have told you that.

Martyred wrote:The "fat guy" schmo bit has pretty much run it's course.
Kevin James hitting the lights on the way out should have told you that.

Not sure that that's what happened. Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill just cut in front of him

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I'm just not buying Shelly Winters as "Ralph Kramden".

Kinda funny the guy who works in movies can't look into the GD'n camera. Your lady friend looks pretty good in the first one but the face she makes in the fourth one is just hideous.

Have you ever had to shave a day in your life? You might be the only person who ages less than me. I'm 9+ years out of high school and I could probably still use my senior picture as my ID photo. The only difference with me is my hair is darker.

KC Scott wrote:[ = ]

Pretty close comparison...

He/she kind of looks like a friend from way way back...I was wondering what he was up to. He's dressing in drag and hanging out with Q-list actors. Good for him.

Christ. jtrs rosacea is the same color as that chicks costume.

Ana Ng wrote:I'm just not buying Shelly Winters as "Ralph Kramden".

heh heh...

Hot she is :)

Jess is truly enlightened!

She is a beautiful creature!


jtr, your star will shine for many years!!

Ana Ng wrote:

RACK!!!!!

Ana Ng wrote:

We have a winner...

Rasputin wrote:Well, I geuss that's 'hot' by Jess' standards. At least the guy's surgeon made him some decent boobs.

wouldn't-a hurt to bob that schnozz a little while they were at it

Just being fat ain't enough to play ralph cramden, jess.

Gotta have at least a hint of swarthiness goin' on. And you sir are about as swarthy as jessica simpson.

Next halloween try...uhhhh, I don't know. Santa, maybe?

Nahhhh.

How 'bout one of santa's elves?

Nahhh, not right either.

I guess anonymous fat nerd pretty much covers your entire range.

She is a beautiful creature!

ah, no.

what a fat fucking tard

Shoalzie wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:

We have a winner...

LOL - Who is/are those dudes?

those are some hot tits on that dude. not jess, assholes

Anyone with the IQ of a bowl of mashed potatoes would have posted this pic and called it a day.

But not our boy jess.

Nope.

Jess has to keep mashing that submit button till the only question about his "hot friend" is "is it pre or post op?"

Nice job jess. Rack you, brother for keeping the amusement level up around here.

BTW, what do you suppose jess' BAC level is in this pic? I'll set the over under at about 12%. I'm guessing it's actually quite a bit lower. Jess can probably get to that face on about a sloe gin fiz and a half.

Uh try 3 Jello shots (the party host made 400 of them) and a stiff long island ice tea.

Jeebuz -- 1 long island had you drooling on your shoes?


Congrats on being officially named "The Troll Dins is most likely to pick up a bar tab for."

Dinsdale wrote:Jeebuz -- 1 long island had you drooling on your shoes?

He must've bonged it up his ass.

Either that, or they're standing over a table of ho-ho's just outta the picture.

So IOW you were blasted fuck drunk and your alky goggles picked her out as "hot" and then you managed to booze-beg her into the photo booth?

All went well at first:



Then you probably grabbed her ass:



Then when you went all sloppy fat sweaty drunk guy tongue on her tits, and she ogre'd on you:



Yep. Just another day in the life of jtr - the 30 year old virgin.

Too bad. With a little foresight you could have scripted a movie on that topic and made millions.

jtr wrote:Uh try 3 Jello shots (the party host made 400 of them) and a stiff long island ice tea.

Man up...man.

Let it be shown for the record that I spent one of the most historic moments in my lifetime pissing myself laughing at a Jess pile-on.

Nishlord wrote:Let it be shown for the record that I spent one of the most historic moments in my lifetime pissing myself laughing at a Jess pile-on.

So...

You've been a writer for multiple big-name periodicals, hosted some television show, and even worked next to a gay bar...


And piling-on Jess is one of your highlights?


Fuggin Limeys.

I don't think he called it a highlight...he just pointed out that he had himself a hardy chuckle as we elected our next president.

I heard that Diana died whilst laughing at an ASCII image of Jess in a Hamburglar costume.

If you scan all the pics there are a few more of me and her but as for the overall party I apparently was no match for the udder boys.

Jess, the world's starting to see America as something more than a load of big fat mongs. Don't spoil it just yet, please.

Unrack JSC for posting all those photos. I'm going to vomit.