If a porta potti could talk, what would it say?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:52 pm

"At least I'm not AP"

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:55 pm

This pot was made for shitting
I guess that's what you'll do
But one of these days this pot is
Gonna overflow on you

Rasputin · Post by **Rasputin** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:12 pm

Damn it, Diego! Leave that kid alone!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:16 pm

is this a call-out thread?

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:21 am

"That's it. Time for a new Blackberry."

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:42 am

The only thing that's seen more ass than me, is Wags' mirror.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:28 am

If your job site is next to where some Messicians live, expect the bastards to steal the fucking toilet paper...

We used a new vendor, no way to lock it up at night..so they fuckin stole the wipe..

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:40 am

"Psst. Hey, PSU, you missed a spot."

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:02 am

"If you're looking for Cuddles' posts, you've come to the right place."

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:44 am

where the fukk is his right foot?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:21 am

RumpleForeskin wrote:

"Psst. Hey, PSU, you missed a spot."

Way too much paper in there for me, bro. I'll rack your blast and this thread just the same

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:41 am

Folks, hear me out.

Most of us come here to run smack. Some joke, and some take it just a bit too seriously. Others come here to talk sports while some log on to argue politics. We differ on music, movies, tv, food, religion, and racial issues. Some have been piled on immensely. Others have been run off the boards forever. Some have been exposed as drunks, liars, cheaters, frauds, plagiarizers, criminals, deadbeats, animal killers, child molestors, cousin fuckers, mother gropers, dumbfucks, meatgazers, bootie lickers, chubby chasers, and friday nighters. But folks...at least at the end of the day...the core of us can come together, even if it's for just one day, and all agree on one thing...

At least we're not AP.

By god, at least we're not AP.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:46 am

Where the hell is the blue food?

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:49 am

Derron wrote:If your job site is next to where some Messicians live, expect the bastards to steal the fucking toilet paper...

We used a new vendor, no way to lock it up at night..so they fuckin stole the wipe..

be grateful they steal that instead of your copper wiring or any other scrap metal.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:19 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Folks, hear me out.

Most of us come here to run smack. Some joke, and some take it just a bit too seriously. Others come here to talk sports while some log on to argue politics. We differ on music, movies, tv, food, religion, and racial issues. Some have been piled on immensely. Others have been run off the boards forever. Some have been exposed as drunks, liars, cheaters, frauds, plagiarizers, criminals, deadbeats, animal killers, child molestors, cousin fuckers, mother gropers, dumbfucks, meatgazers, bootie lickers, chubby chasers, and friday nighters. But folks...at least at the end of the day...the core of us can come together, even if it's for just one day, and all agree on one thing...

At least we're not AP.

By god, at least we're not AP.

That's a pretty thourough list, mgoo. Took me awhile to think of who you neglected, but, I came up with a few.

Jizzmoppers and dentally challenged limeys and what should have been at the top of the list, black cock chuggers.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:33 pm

Birdy wrote: Yeh, don't forget mvscal. I heard he's the reason Al Roker lost all that weight.

Just when I thought the black cock thing had been played out pretty well, birdy comes up with a line that has me spraying coffee on my screen.

But then he fukks it up and has to explain fat albert's weight loss in detail.

"Brevity is the soul of wit"

Not sure who came up with that line, Shakespeare, I think. Anyway, birdy, you fukking dolt, you need to to remember it.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:54 pm

Yeah, I know. The whole subtle comedy thing escapes you.

Here, I'll try and 'splain.

Al's fat.

Al's a black dude, therefore, he has in his possession, a black cahk.

Al then gets thin.

Getting thin generally has something to do with getting exercise. Yeah, I know, he had his stomach chopped off, but, he prolly did a little time on the exercise bike too.

Your funnay meant to me that Al spent all his waking hours railing mvscal.

Get it yet?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:44 pm

I thought FubuClown was suggesting that mvscal sucked 150 lbs of gack out of Mr. Roker.

Oh, and suckaholic, you explaining comedy to anyone is....hilarious.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:59 pm

he has in his possession, a black cahk.

'swatimsayin'

--AP

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