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my new home board.

We'll need some new drapes, because the ones in here now smell like cock.

Also, If we could keep the political threads to a minimum, or at least move them out and away from the "cul de smack" forum, that.would.be.AWESOME.


Oh, and no penis pictures in my PM box, please.

My husband and my boyfriend aren't too keen on them.


Thanks a bunch!

Looking forward to my new found friendships with most, if not ALL of you.

:fistpump

By the way.....

I just found out that my phone number spells out the words "ski vagina".


Just a little bit more about myself.

I don't even ski.

This went well.

Your pictures, I like.

You're the "property of the Oakland Raiders" shirt guy, right?


That takes balls, man.

Angry props.

Ana, sounds good. Sorry we didn't snap to earlier. Most of us are suffering or celebrating after the weekend's CFB games.

As for poli threads, let's just replace them with something else, or try to make them funnier.

As for the smell of cock, we had to do something to lure Kid Nashville back for a plungering.

We networked FURIOUSLY to make this acquisition happen.

:fistpump

Don't leave that thing in the air long, or AP will be along for a sit and spin.

Ana Ng wrote:my new home board.

Whitey just filled his drawers. I hope you're happy.

PSUFAN wrote:As for the smell of cock, we had to do something to lure Kid Nashville back for a plungering.

Have you tried patchouli oil?

Nah. I'm good.

Well, wait.

I'll post a picture of myself on the toilet going pee, if you take that ridiculous "Mace" sig outta the next 100 of your posts?


Give and take, guy.

Ana Ng wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:As for the smell of cock, we had to do something to lure Kid Nashville back for a plungering.

Have you tried patchouli oil?

Look, NO ONE wants Logan Fan to come back. Fuck that noise.

Ana Ng wrote:Nah. I'm good.

Well, wait.

I'll post a picture of myself on the toilet going pee, if you take that ridiculous "Mace" sig outta the next 100 of your posts?


Give and take, guy.

Time to take one for the team, Mace.

You do pee naked, Ana, right?

this is the chick with the big tits right?

of course everyone is going to be nice to you, you have big tits

SoCalTrjn wrote:of course everyone is going to be nice to you, you have big tits

I don't know. It hasn't worked that all well for KFC Paul or shutyomouth.

Any chance we can make that happen today ?

Redskin's bye week and all.

I'll help.


Mace ?

Mace wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:Nah. I'm good.

Well, wait.

I'll post a picture of myself on the toilet going pee, if you take that ridiculous "Mace" sig outta the next 100 of your posts?


Give and take, guy.

It's a habit from the old days....sorry it annoys you...well, not really, but YOU ARE SO ON. When my post total hits 2305, we'll expect to see a naked pic of you sitting on the toilet "going pee".

Maybe you could just edit them out of your last 100 posts. She seems like a fair lady, willing to compromise.

Genius Goober.

Pure Genius. RACK

Goober McTuber wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:Nah. I'm good.

Well, wait.

I'll post a picture of myself on the toilet going pee, if you take that ridiculous "Mace" sig outta the next 100 of your posts?


Give and take, guy.

Time to take one for the team, Mace.

You do pee naked, Ana, right?

No.

I actually wear MORE clothes, come to think of it.

Mace wrote:we'll expect to see a naked pic of you sitting on the toilet "going pee".

Fuck.

Sorry.

SoCalTrjn wrote:this is the chick with the big tits right?

of course everyone is going to be nice to you, you have big tits

Please don't do this.

It's not fun, and it's not funny.

Your face looks like your squeezin' one out.

Kind of cute. You remind me a nun I had as a teacher in grade school.


Except of course, you're half naked and squatting on the toilet. I never saw her like that.

But she did fart real loud once in class and I got in trouble for cracking up.

Mace wrote: Yeah, but the Bears

You're a Bears fan ?

They still play at Soldier Field right ?

Rack Ana. :)

Tom In VA wrote:Your face looks like your squeezin' one out.

I was pretending like I was smelling up the stall, for effect.

I know how sexy that can be.

Can't take any chances.

Good work Ms. Ng.

Mace,

Didn't Walter Payton play for them ?

If you have to ask if Payton played for the the Bears, you deserve to be castrated.

Unless you're just making "small chat", which in that case......you're just a big gay fag.

You forgot James Caan.

Oh wait, that was a movie.

Ana Ng wrote:

SoCalTrjn wrote:this is the chick with the big tits right?

of course everyone is going to be nice to you, you have big tits

Please don't do this.

It's not fun, and it's not funny.

so no on the jim carey movie resets, got it

Mace wrote:

Rasputin wrote:You forgot James Caan.

Oh wait, that was a movie.

You're right, but how could I have forgotten Pic.


88

Listen, srsly.......if it means that much to you, g'head and throw your "Mace" signature back up there.

Your embarrassing yourself, and more importantly......me.

What's that black thing to the right of Ana's head? WTF?

Bubble gum dispenser. I think.

I wouldn't chew on anything that comes out of that dispenser.

It also has the added bonus of helping some of the retards around here learn how to count backwards in sequence.

Had to leave Mace, sorry.

How are the Bears doing now ?

Welcome, Ana, to our home sweet board.

Ana I've been watching for awhile, and I think I love you.

Ana Ng wrote:Also, If we could keep the political threads to a minimum, or at least move them out and away from the "cul de smack" forum, that.would.be.AWESOME.

I Second this notion.

Belated official welcome Ana.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:Also, If we could keep the political threads to a minimum, or at least move them out and away from the "cul de smack" forum, that.would.be.AWESOME.

I Second this notion.

Belated official welcome Ana.

Holy shit. Ana decides to make the board her home on Sunday, and a couple of days later she’s a mod. Meteoric rise to the top. Sort of like our very own Sarah Palin, but with documented nakedness.