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For what it's worth, and it's just my OWN interpretation ...
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:11 am
by poptart
... of Scripture, there will be NO women in heaven.
Revelation 8:1
And when he [the Lamb] had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour
Re: For what it's worth, and it's just my OWN interpretation ...
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:54 am
by Dinsdale
Excellent.
Re: For what it's worth, and it's just my OWN interpretation ...
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:42 am
by poptart
haha
I like it too, Dins.
Usually doesn't go over that well in mixed company, though.
Go figure.
Re: For what it's worth, and it's just my OWN interpretation ...
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:42 am
by Tom In VA
No "women", but plenty of 18-22 years old nubile sorority girls right ? RIGHT ? RIGHT ?
I mean, c'mon now, how is Christianity supposed to compete with 70 virgins ?
Re: For what it's worth, and it's just my OWN interpretation ...
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:56 pm
by poptart
Tom, even with church attendance greatly suffering, I don't think we could get your marketing plan past ... THE BIG CEO.
But rack you for being verrah savvy.
Re: For what it's worth, and it's just my OWN interpretation ...
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
Toddowen wrote:Tom In VA wrote:No "women", but plenty of 18-22 years old nubile sorority girls right ? RIGHT ? RIGHT ?
I mean, c'mon now, how is Christianity supposed to compete with 70 virgins ?
The nubile sorority girls and virgins will be there. However, the sin of carnal knowledge will be removed from us all.
Don't like it? Take it up with the boss. I didn't write the rules.
Well, it’s certainly not like you’re going to be there, you drunken pedophile.
Re: For what it's worth, and it's just my OWN interpretation ...
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:37 pm
by Goober McTuber
Toddowen wrote:And you're the one who'll decide?
It's part of my faith.
Re: For what it's worth, and it's just my OWN interpretation ...
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:32 pm
by Smackie Chan
poptart wrote:there will be NO women in heaven.
Revelation 8:1
And when he [the Lamb] had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour
So it seems you're coming around to mvscal's way of thinking, if Christians are the only ones who can gain entry. Why would women be needed or welcome in Heaven if ...
[Jesus] never married and spent his time cruising with 12 other dudes and a fag hag not to mention the mewling, dick licking philosophy he spouted wherever he went. Do you really think it's just a coincidence that so many Christian clergymen are fags, pedos or other assorted deviants?
Everything about him and his life screams, "HOMO!!!" Personally, I believe Christianity to be virtually synonymous with buttfucking faggotry. After all, it is fundamentally a Greek religion.