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The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:18 am
by Derron
If the preacher says so..it must be all good ...right ??

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/ ... ng.sex.cnn

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:23 am
by Tom In VA
She's hot.

I laughed when she said "...I really feel I have the RESPONSIBILITY to say this ...." ... Lady since when is CNN responsible. That was a good one.

Some other funny parts ...

"It's not in that vein" .... "The super glue of sex"

Dude, the super glue of sex IS in that vein.

Other than that, jeez lady, the dude isn't talking about forcing people to have sex. Really, please, stop pretending your network has an ounce of integrity. And stop taking yourself so seriously.

Most importantly though,

She's hot.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:50 am
by Terry in Crapchester
I saw this guy this morning when the wife turned on the CBS Morning News, and there he was.

I'll agree with Tom that it's not about forcing people to have sex. Then again, the peer pressure that can be exerted in a church setting, particularly within the type of church I suspect this is, can be overwhelming at times.

But the whole mentioning of rape brings up an interesting topic, to me anyway. At common law, a man could not rape his wife, although under certain circumstances, such as if he assisted another man in raping his wife, he could be held criminally liable.

That rule has been abrogated by statute in all fifty states. Now, a man can be charged with raping his own wife.

I suppose that's a step in the right direction, at least from the standpoint of recognizing the woman's inherent worth and dignity as a person, and in recognizing that a married woman is not the property of her husband. OTOH, historically speaking, the quid pro quo for forsaking all others was never having to hear the word "no" again in that context. That fact, combined with more relaxed social mores relative to divorce in general, may be damaging to the institution of marriage, a subject that's been discussed in other threads. Just a thought.

As for the challenge, for any number of people it'll be impossible. Some women will come into that time of the month during the next week. Others have certain obligations that make complying with this challenge impossible. A couple of weeks ago, I had a felony jury trial. Sex every day during that week was out of the question.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:04 pm
by smackaholic
Problem is, he just says have sex. Dude needs to say, ladies, it's gotta be whatever kinda sex hubby wants. Oral, anal, reverse cowboy....you name it! If he asks you to bring your hot friend along, just remember, jesus would be pleased, since, well, jesus is a dude and he's watching.

When dude breaks out that sermon, I am there.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:50 am
by Derron
smackaholic wrote:Problem is, he just says have sex. Dude needs to say, ladies, it's gotta be whatever kinda sex hubby wants. Oral, anal, reverse cowboy....you name it! If he asks you to bring your hot friend along, just remember, jesus would be pleased, since, well, jesus is a dude and he's watching.

When dude breaks out that sermon, I am there.
That kind of goes along with that submitting to your husband thing...he better preach that sermon BEFORE the call to cocks goes out..

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:51 am
by smackaholic
Terry in Crapchester wrote:I'm fukking married. Sex every day during that week or any other week is out of the question.
ftfy, counselor

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:55 am
by RadioFan
poptart, your thoughts?

"This is going to challenge the people, to really make love together, and build time to do it."

Ah, yes, the smooooooooothe, preacher. My favorite person in society.

Toilet water?

Indeed.

Pretty funny shit.

pop, the only thing worse than this debacle of an interview, outside of the idiot's questions, is the preacher's "answers."

Good God.

This is why I don't watch national cable news, nor go to church. Are you kidding me?

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:42 pm
by PSUFAN
smackaholic wrote:Problem is, he just says have sex. Dude needs to say, ladies, it's gotta be whatever kinda sex hubby wants. Oral, anal, reverse cowboy....you name it! If he asks you to bring your hot friend along, just remember, jesus would be pleased, since, well, jesus is a dude and he's watching.

When dude breaks out that sermon, I am there.
I have to think Jesus turns his head when mvscal visits the Vogelhaus.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:08 pm
by smackaholic
PSUFAN wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Problem is, he just says have sex. Dude needs to say, ladies, it's gotta be whatever kinda sex hubby wants. Oral, anal, reverse cowboy....you name it! If he asks you to bring your hot friend along, just remember, jesus would be pleased, since, well, jesus is a dude and he's watching.

When dude breaks out that sermon, I am there.
I have to think Jesus turns his head when mvscal visits the Vogelhaus.
Yeah, but you know the devil's watching that shit, video taping it and sending it to jesus just to piss him off.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:12 pm
by trev
That was a pretty annoying video. Especially given the PMS I'm experiencing. This thing starts today? Yeah, right.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:52 pm
by PSUFAN
Please - PLEASE don't touch the bird. I can see that it's sensitive...special. I want to deflower it with great care, while Foreigner plays in the background.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:12 pm
by Tom In VA
PSUFAN wrote:Please - PLEASE don't touch the bird. I can see that it's sensitive...special. I want to deflower it with great care, while Foreigner plays in the background.

Midnight Blue ?

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:23 pm
by PSUFAN
FUCK - I'm seeing RED. I'm coming for YOU if I can't tenderly give my love to that bird before you guys go apeshit on it.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:13 pm
by PSUFAN
wrong bird, you fucking dingleberry-crowned SIMPLETON

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:23 pm
by Derron
Birdy wrote:mvscal are you trying to get my personal info?

Is this what your pussy ass does when you can't take what you dish out? Christ you are a sad piece of shit black cock meat gazer. You ask for the murder of our president, then you meltdown and want to come after me in real life. Never in all the history of the smack boards has there been a more pathetic piece of shit than you. You have got to be the saddest fuck in existence.
Here try this for getting your gaze on you fucking troll...

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Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:30 pm
by indyfrisco
Birdy wrote:You ask for the murder of our president, then you meltdown and want to come after me in real life.
Careful or he may leave a post-it on your car.

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:20 pm
by Bobby42

Re: The preacher says we have to fuck for 7 days straight..

Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:03 am
by Derron
Saw that...fucking pussy could not even walk his own preaching...bet his OL is getting it somewhere else right now..