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Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:23 pm
by smackaholic
Lil miss smackaholic got her license about a week ago. A few hours ago she decided it was a good idea to make a left turn right in front of a big ass truck.
Anybody got a minivan or maybe pickup truck they're interested in selling?
I'm in the market for a new rig.
BTW, ms. s is OK......til I get home. :|
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:40 pm
by Mikey
How's the truck?
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:57 pm
by PSUFAN
Glad to hear she's OK, dude.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:08 pm
by War Wagon
PSUFAN wrote:Glad to hear she's OK, dude.
Ditto.
Say hello to sky high insurance rates for the next 5 years or so.
My daughter rear ended some guy and trashed her car when she was 18. She's 21 now and thankfully hasn't had another accident since.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:My daughter rear ended some guy
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree much?
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:25 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:War Wagon wrote:My daughter rear ended some guy
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree much?
Stole my thunder...though I was going to say "Softball chicks do that."
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:51 pm
by War Wagon
IndyFrisco wrote:
Stole my thunder...though I was going to say "Softball chicks do that."
And what epic "thunder" that would've been... if only Goobs hadn't stolen it from you, the bastard.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:11 pm
by Imus
It might be a blessing. Hopefully it shook her up a lot and made her pull her head out of her ass, and realize all other drivers are ignorant of their surroundings.
A minor accident now, and ever alert.
And you thought i was just an ass hole maybe. Does she have nappy hair?
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:35 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:How's the truck?
Some fuggin' douche in a ford pickup.
I hate those guys.
Prolly a f-250, as they are the worst.
Anyway, it was towed as well, but, unlike the villager will live to see another day. The villager, on the other hand is as dead as diogenes' troll.
She was turning left. He hit her right in the read sliding door and ripped the rear wheel clean off.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:35 pm
by smackaholic
PSUFAN wrote:Glad to hear she's OK, dude.
me too. thanks.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:38 pm
by smackaholic
War Wagon wrote:PSUFAN wrote:Glad to hear she's OK, dude.
Ditto.
Say hello to sky high insurance rates for the next 5 years or so.
My daughter rear ended some guy and trashed her car when she was 18. She's 21 now and thankfully hasn't had another accident since.
I said hello to sky high rates last week when we added her to the policy. Now I get to say hi to low earth orbit high rates. If she had a pair of balls she'd
be a softball player have geostationary orbit high rates.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:39 pm
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:War Wagon wrote:My daughter rear ended some guy
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree much?
thanks, dude. I need all the laughs I can get right now.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:46 pm
by smackaholic
Jsc810 wrote:She wasn't hurt.
Nothing else matters.
Count your blessings.
yup.
cars are replacable. especially 11 year old minvans.
goddamn, that was a good rig though. Bought it with 65K on the clock 5+ years ago. Put 80k more on it. Wouldn't be quite as pissed if I hadn't spent about 1300 bucks on it over the last 6 months. New t-belt, water pmp, windshield, egr work.
Oh fukking well. Atleast I'm not AP.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:48 pm
by smackaholic
Imus wrote:It might be a blessing. Hopefully it shook her up a lot and made her pull her head out of her ass, and realize all other drivers are ignorant of their surroundings.
A minor accident now, and ever alert.
And you thought i was just an ass hole maybe. Does she have nappy hair?
I was talking to some dude at work this afternoon about the same thing. I guess it's a cheap lesson. Some brain dead teens find out tha driving is serious by killing themselves or somebody else.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:49 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote: If she had a pair of balls she'd be a softball player have geostationary orbit high rates.
At least there wasn't an open liquor bottle in the car.
Your rates would be practically caught up with Voyager 2, halfway to Alpha Centauri at this point
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:50 pm
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:Mikey wrote:How's the truck?
Some fuggin' douche in a ford pickup.
I hate those guys.
Prolly a f-250, as they are the worst.
Anyway, it was towed as well, but, unlike the villager will live to see another day. The villager, on the other hand is as dead as diogenes' troll.
She was turning left. He hit her right in the read sliding door and ripped the rear wheel clean off.
Damn. She did get hammered. Glad she didn't get hurt. Those Fords can be brutal.
We used to have a '94 Villager. When we were living in Vegas the OL got rear-ended by a pickup when she decided to stop for a red light and he was thinking for some reason that they would both blast through the intersection.
Put a nice scratch on the rear bumper of the Merc, and completely totalled the front end of the pickup. Dude was flabbergasted. I guess damage level always depends on the angle of attack.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:05 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:smackaholic wrote:Mikey wrote:How's the truck?
Some fuggin' douche in a ford pickup.
I hate those guys.
Prolly a f-250, as they are the worst.
Anyway, it was towed as well, but, unlike the villager will live to see another day. The villager, on the other hand is as dead as diogenes' troll.
She was turning left. He hit her right in the read sliding door and ripped the rear wheel clean off.
Damn. She did get hammered. Glad she didn't get hurt. Those Fords can be brutal.
We used to have a '94 Villager. When we were living in Vegas the OL got rear-ended by a pickup when she decided to stop for a red light and he was thinking for some reason that they would both blast through the intersection.
Put a nice scratch on the rear bumper of the Merc, and completely totalled the front end of the pickup. Dude was flabbergasted. I guess damage level always depends on the angle of attack.
Yeah, it's all about angle of attack. Many moons ago, the OL was driving our old corolla hatchback. Lil miss smack was strapped into her car seat in the back (damn, I miss those days). The OL was fussing with her and some jmoke in a ratty old nova slammed on his brakes because he thought his rug rat was choking on a lolly pop. The OL slammed on her brakes at the last moment as she plowed into the nova. Her bumper went under the nova's bumper. He drove away with nothing. The corolla went to heaven.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:08 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:...the OL got rear-ended by a pickup .....
full of messicans?
is that troll still around or was it over at ,net?
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:59 am
by War Wagon
smackaholic wrote:Her bumper went under the nova's bumper. He drove away with nothing. The corolla went to heaven.
And the moral of this story is... that Toyota got what it deserved.
Rack that virtually indestuctible Nova.
My dad bought a new Nova in 1970 about a year before he died. My mom and then my older brother drove that rusted out piece of shit for about 20 years before it, too, went to "heaven".
And if you're a redneck like me, especially when I was younger, going to a junkyard and trying to find parts is a sublime experience, akin to bass fishin' or deer hunting.
Busted many a fucking knuckle and scraped many a knee wrenching rusted parts and climbing over and around wrecked derelicts.
And you look at all those former living, breathing souls and realize that each one had so many stories to tell, if only they could talk.
The places they've been, the things they've seen. The 18 year old Goober who got his first piece of ass in the back seat of a '57 T-bird at the drive-in theater... or in TVO's case, gave his first blowjob in the front seat of his '69 Dodge Dart while his buddy was driving them to band practice.
And now they're just a piece of scrap, getting ready for the crusher and then the shredder to erase its memory from existance.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:34 am
by smackaholic
If the rolls were reversed, it would have been the pos nova going to heaven. Bumpers trump grills and radiators. It's that fuggin' simple.
And rack the hell out of boneyards that still let you pick through their yards. Getting harder to find such places.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:21 am
by War Wagon
smackaholic wrote:If the rolls were reversed, it would have been the pos nova going to heaven.
And if your aunt had a package, she'd be your uncle.
And rack the hell out of boneyards that still let you pick through their yards. Getting harder to find such places.
No shit.
Recently I was looking for a wheel cover for a 2004 Grand Am for wifeys car after she lost it having a blow out down near Springfield.
We've got this yard here called U-wrench-it where they charge you $2 just for the pleasure of walking up and down row after freaking row of late model junkers. Fucks all over the place scavenging, some bring air-compressors and 15 drawer Craftsmen tool chests.
I didn't find the wheel cover after 30 minutes, but it was well worth the money.
sniff... brought a tear or two to my eye.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:15 am
by smackaholic
Some fukker pushing a roll around through the pick and pull?
Awesome.
Those places are usually mudholes. Did he have mudder tires on the fukking thing?
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:24 am
by smackaholic
One other thing.
We dropped collision coverage last month. :doh:
You're fukking welcome, AIG.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:50 pm
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:One other thing.
We dropped collision coverage last month. :doh:
You're fukking welcome, AIG.
Sounds like you're gonna need a bailout.
Download this:
Bailout Application
Fill it out and send it immediately to:
Department of the Treasury
Attn: Hank Paulson
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20220
You should have your funds in a matter of...umm...days?
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:One other thing.
We dropped collision coverage last month. :doh:
You're fukking welcome, AIG.
You dropped collision coverage right at the point you were putting a teenager into their first car? Wow. You not very bright.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:08 pm
by War Wagon
smackaholic wrote:Some fukker pushing a roll around through the pick and pull?
Awesome.
Those places are usually mudholes. Did he have mudder tires on the fukking thing?
Hey, this is a high class joint. That $2 cover charge is for a reason. Hard packed gravel all around.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:27 pm
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:smackaholic wrote:One other thing.
We dropped collision coverage last month. :doh:
You're fukking welcome, AIG.
You dropped collision coverage right at the point you were putting a teenager into their first car? Wow. You not very bright.
You priced collision insurance for a 17 year old lately goobs?
Insurance is gambling. No different than blackjack. I didn't wanna play high stakes.
If I had collision on an 11 year old 145K mile mini van, the payout would likely have been somewhere in the 2-3K range. Paying another 500 bucks or so every 6 months didn't make financial sense to me at the time. Today, it looks like it would have been a good idea. But, that's life.
Do you have any old beaters? If so, do you carry collision?
So, if and when she gets behind the wheel of something , it will be my old accord. And no, it won't have collision insurance either, because it still doesn't pay to carry it on old cars.
The brand new hyundai does have full coverage.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:Insurance is gambling. No different than blackjack. I didn't wanna play high stakes.
Yet you did. And lost.
Still, you're little girl came out of it OK, and that's a plus. All the boys in the neighborhood are thankful that she didn't wind up with her jaws wired shut.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:41 pm
by War Wagon
Goober McTuber wrote:All the boys in the neighborhood are thankful that she didn't wind up with her jaws wired shut.
That's just
wrong
But I laughed nonetheless.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:57 pm
by smackaholic
Evn I have to rack that one, you fukking corksoaker.

Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:51 am
by trev
My son is getting his license in a couple months and I plan on having many long, painful lectures before he drives about distracted driving. No radio, no phone, no texting, no taking your eyes off the road, etc. etc. etc.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:57 am
by Shoalzie
Goober McTuber wrote:War Wagon wrote:My daughter rear ended some guy
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree much?
Goober McTuber wrote:All the boys in the neighborhood are thankful that she didn't wind up with her jaws wired shut.
Goobs gets a double RACK...well done!

Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:34 pm
by smackaholic
trev wrote:My son is getting his license in a couple months and I plan on having many long, painful lectures before he drives about distracted driving. No radio, no phone, no texting, no taking your eyes off the road, etc. etc. etc.
And i am certain he will listen to your every word, intensely.
Good luck and welcome to the club.
I recommend he drive something relatively big, slow and cheap.
Hopefully when he has his accident, everybody will walk away from it. The more I look back at what happened this week, the better I feel about it. I lost a nice, but reatively cheap rig. My daughter was taught something that non-stop nagging in stereo from her parents couldn't teach her.
Gotta go look at another villager a guy I work with has for sale today.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:58 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
smackaholic wrote:I recommend he drive something relatively big, slow and cheap.
You want him driving his momma... like all the other unemployed johns in town?
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:20 pm
by PSUFAN
smackaholic wrote:Mikey wrote:...the OL got rear-ended by a pickup .....
full of messicans?
is that troll still around or was it over at ,net?
RUN, DOUCHEBAG! RUN!!!
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:40 pm
by smackaholic
Do the crew and the truck full of messicans have a history?
I knew that it was some messicans that did douchey and his boys in the burgh last year, but, I wasn't aware it was those messicans.
Well, whoever it was, rack'em.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:37 am
by trev
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:smackaholic wrote:I recommend he drive something relatively big, slow and cheap.
You want him driving his momma... like all the other unemployed johns in town?
Come-ere. I wanna sit on your face. Very slowly.
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:52 am
by Uncle Fester
So did your daughter at least pull out a gun and kill the guy?
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:06 am
by War Wagon
trev wrote:
Come-ere. I wanna sit on your face. Very slowly.
I think trev just threatened to suffocate some defenseless bro...
Run, ucant, Run!
Re: Well, that didn't take long.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:22 am
by PSUFAN
Thinking about DB running makes me cackle.