AOL changes AIM TOS

[ElTaco]

If you haven't heard yet, AOL is changing its Terms Of Service for AIM. By using their service, you are giving them permission to use anything and everything in any way they see fit. This came out on Saturday.
Today AOL announced that they will not be using this to spy on their users and that it really only applies to public stuff. Who knows if its true or not, I doubt they are about to start recording the billions of shit going through their network, but if you are worried you can use SecureIM features and encrypt your messages or change IM.

[PSUFAN]

also:

http://www.miranda-im.org/

Miranda is awesome...lightweight and free of malware.

[Donovan]

also:

http://www.miranda-im.org/

Miranda is awesome...lightweight and free of malware.

But does it offer encryption? I imagine the TOS applies to anything that goes through their network no matter what client you use. Not that I'm worried that they're going to be reading my IM's, but if I was the type of person who shared business information on AIM I'd make sure it was encrypted.

[ElvisMonster]

Fucking RACK AOL! Maybe that means more of this:

J-dogg: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink).
DirtyKate: Who are you?
J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
J-dogg: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy. I bet you want me in the back of your car.
J-dogg: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order.
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
J-dogg: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
J-dogg: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes.
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<pause>
DirtyKate: J-dogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg: You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg: I'm on my way now though.
<pause>
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg: How did you know?
J-dogg: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven.
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby.
J-dogg: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit.
DirtyKate: Fuck



sexysusan: I'm a Japanese schoolgirl, what are you.
J-Dogg: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, that’s for sure.
sexysusan: Haha, ok lets go.
sexysusan: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck.
J-Dogg: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
sexysusan: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on.
sexysusan: I start unbuttoning your shirt.
J-Dogg: Rhinoceroses don't were shirts.
sexysusan: No, you’re not really a Rhinoceros silly, its just part of the game.
J-Dogg: Rhinoceroses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
sexysusan: Stop, c'mon be serious.
J-Dogg: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.
J-Dogg: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
sexysusan: That’s it.
J-Dogg: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red rag doll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
J-Dogg: Goddamn am I hard now.



Katey69: Sure, you into vegetables?
J-Dogg: What like gardening and shit?
Katey69: Yeah, something like that.
J-Dogg: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
J-Dogg: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

Katey69: is that it?
J-Dogg: You water your tomato patch.
J-Dogg: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katey69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
J-Dogg: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
J-Dogg: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
Katey69: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
J-Dogg: My zucchini caresses your carrots.
J-Dogg: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
Katey69: ...
J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katey69: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see, bitch.
Katey69: Whatever.



J-Dogg: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice alright?
BritneySpears27: Alright.
J-Dogg: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears27: I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg.
J-Dogg: Oh yeah, alright. Alright, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears27: Oh, I like to play dress up.
J-Dogg: Me too baby.
BritneySpears27: I kiss you softly on your chest.
J-Dogg: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears27: Hey...
J-Dogg: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears27: Funny I still don't see it.
J-Dogg: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears27: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
J-Dogg: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
J-Dogg: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears27: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
J-Dogg: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
J-Dogg: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
J-Dogg: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
J-Dogg: Baby?