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W.Va. mom accused of burning 'wimp' into child

MOUNDSVILLE, W.Va. (AP) — A West Virginia mother faces charges after being accused of burning the word "wimp" into her 6-year-old daughter's neck.

Tammy Smith is charged with five counts of child abuse and of malicious assault, all felonies.

Moundsville Police Chief Jim Kudlak said Saturday that the child told police that her mother used a cigarette to burn her. Smith's daughter told authorities that her mother burned her because she was angered that the girl tripped and fell.

An employee at the child's school noticed the burns and police were called Wednesday. The girl is in foster care.

The 43-year-old Smith is being held in jail on $50,000 bond. Kudlak says he doesn't think she has an attorney yet.

Moundsville is in northern West Virginia.



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Arrested?

She should win a Nobel Prize.

This is how you deal with kids today.

How do you "trip" when you're just walking along?


If this klutz kid tripped while walking along, she obviously doesn't have her head in the game.

Let me guess, the kids was "fingering" away at text messages?
Or, she's a pear-shaped twinkie addict who could double as a pop-up punching dummy?
Or ... she's simply a wimp who needs to toughen up for the rigors of real life.

Life is not an episode of MTV's REAL LIFE, kiddo, and let that fresh *WIMP* tat' on yer neck be a reminder of that fact ... you stanky little W.V. wimpneck.

It's dog eat dog.

This mom gets it.


FREE TAMMY SMITH!!!!!
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poptart wrote:...West Virginia...
No need to go any further than that.
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Seems like klutz would have been more appropriate than wimp, but, I doubt she could spell it.
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Moundsville is in northern West Virginia
it is also home to the largest Hare Krishna Compound in the country, in addition to being inbred hillbilly central.
beautiful place that's full of a lot of spooky people.
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!zzubevol wrote:
Moundsville is in northern West Virginia
it is also home to the largest Hare Krishna Compound in the country, in addition to being inbred hillbilly central.
beautiful place that's full of a lot of spooky people.
Oh, the irony...that you would show up in a "bad mom" thread...
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even more ironic is the fact that i have no idea who the fuck you are or why you pretend to know me, anything about me.
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poptart wrote: It's dog eat dog.
Image

Got to be a few resets in that one.




Buzzer, don't let Marty get to you, deep down he means well and is only trying to help. In the course of that sometimes he gets things wrong. Minor things, like facts, details, and reality. But like I said, he means well.
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!zzubevol wrote:even more ironic is the fact that i have no idea who the fuck you are or why you pretend to know me, anything about me.
That's Perk. He has his own rather painful memories of dealing with a bad mom (read: BlondieBabe).
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Goober McTuber wrote:
That's Perk.
No. It's not.
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Ok, this could get interesting.

Do tell of your apparent in-depth knowledge of who the infamous Perk is... and isn't, trev.

For starters, have you ever been to Niagara Falls?
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It's just a hunch. I'm usually right about these things.

Yes, I have been to Niagra Falls, a few times! Not since childhood though.

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What a bunch of fucking cry-babies you are.

One mention of the buzzer abandoning her kid with her mom to cross state lines and fuck some dude, you reptiles lose your minds.

The only things missing is mvscal to tell her she's cool and he has her back...and to show him her tits. Again.
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No crying here Marty just incredibly spooked - in a you're an internet stalker with a spreadsheet sort of way.

Would it make you feel better if I said I had your back, said you were cool and asked you to show us your tits ?

I said you were cool, I have your back, you're free to dip into your spreadsheet any time you want. I don't use that tactic, my house is glass.

So you're cool, back is had ....

Where are the pics of your tits ?
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Tom In VA wrote:
Would it make you feel better if I said I had your back, said you were cool and asked you to show us your tits ?
If you asked? Well...hmmm...I don't see why...

HEY! Absolutely not! How outrageous of you to even make such a depravedly salacious request!
Harrrrumph! Good day, sir!
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Plains

Of

Fucking

Abraham
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Tom In VA wrote:No crying here Marty just incredibly spooked
I don't see what the big deal is.

I mean I remember lovebuzz's 'Hey, I'm abandoning my kids and crossing the state line to fuck some dude' thread.. and I don't keep spreadsheets.
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See, I don't remember shit like that at all.

Lucky dude. And having the grand mom baby sit for a spell while the mother takes a break is nowhere near "abandonment".

The thought of buzzer having sex, makes me wish I didn't get the drapes drycleaned yesterday. Oh well.
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Martard sucks. Phibes does too.
No idea who you 2 cretins are, nothing distinctive that i can recall about you, your posts or personality.
Step off.
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Tom In VA wrote:...while the mother takes a break...
You call draining a bottle of Cutty and pulling a train with a couple of guys "a break"?

Wow. Just....
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I cast judgement only on rarest of occasions there Marty. My house is made of glass.

And she filled you in on the facts. I honestly had no clue about any of buzzers personal liasons. That's her business.

If she's in Virginia when a natural disaster occurs I will still steer her clear of danger, and comfort her in by broad shoulders and in the sinew of my arms, as I say ....

"RIght this way ma'am, there's food, water and shelter down the road and to the left".
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Good for you, Tom. You're a regular Sir Galahad.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
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!zzubevol wrote: i don't have any sort of mom, haven't since i was 16. always been open about that fact, and the baggage i've carried because of it.
get it, moron ? no mom, no parental unit. at all. nary a soul to abandon a freaking plant or pet with, let alone a child.
and i'll go ahead and take a walk on the edge here, honestly, unlike you undoubtedly, and countless others to be sure.
i haven't seen my mother in 5 years. before that, another 11.
my mother has seen my daughters (there are 2, update your records) precisely 5 times, ever.
and 'babysitting' - like a typical grandma might, for a couple of hours or even overnight, isn't something that would ever be considered in my world.
This really makes me sad.

I pray that your daughters will not have such a bleak outlook later in life, and that they reach their full potential.

God Bless, girl.
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!zzubevol wrote: beautiful place that's full of a lot of spooky people.
Utah?
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i'm not a spreadsheeter...but as I recall, didnt lb's kid nearly get hit by a car, while she was either typing her 9 millionith or so post, or she was tounging some ethiopion cack?
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mvscal wrote:Good woman. She's just doing what's best for her kid.
she's white trash and you know it.
if she really cared about her kids, she'd put them up for adoption.
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Q, West Coast Style wrote:
!zzubevol wrote: beautiful place that's full of a lot of spooky people.
Utah?
northern Idaho
get out, get out while there's still time
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